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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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this diva 🔥

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cleo (evelyn's cat) appreciate post

cats are the guardians of the underworld.

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

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i like kiss girl

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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

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got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

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highlights of texts I sent to my friend while listening to The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes for the first time (mostly the last third)

aww Snow are you upset that Lucy Grays life doesn’t revolve around you whomp whomp get over yourself

oh my god Snow saying that Jessup going after Lucy Gray while rabid looked like star crossed lovers meeting their fate Suzanne you know what you did

“From now on he’d live honestly” lmao okay sure bud

me realizing that the last third of this book is just gonna be a white man rappidly getting red pilled

“He didn’t believe in celestial writings but she did and that was enough to maintain her loyalty” THE FUC

the whole way he talks about her belonging to him, especially now that they’re out of the games, makes me wanna vomit

THIS MAN did NOT just say that it was BETTER when Lucy gray was locked up in the capital

everytime snow complains about Lucy gray singing about her ex I roll my eyes

back to snows bullshit obsession with power ugggghhhhh

snow out here complaining about living in the woods because “it would be easier if he wasn’t such an exceptional person” BARF how do you walk around with your head that big sir?

and in this moment I know Snow must be 100% a straight white man because who else would be this good at revisionist history

bro stop talking about how hot you look now NO ONE CARES

“So you grew a heart in the districts?” “Not in the districts. In the hunger games.” GAG

“What else could humanity hope for? [but continuing the games] They should thank him.” Die now please

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put that old man in a situation

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allow yourself to be a beginner

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mutuals. kill 🪛 wait post canceled why the fuck is there a screwdriver in the suggested emojis when i say kill

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i love seeing sapphic couples in public 🫠

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women. who. communicate. that’s it that’s the post.

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highlights of texts I sent to my friend while listening to The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes for the first time (mostly the last third)

aww Snow are you upset that Lucy Grays life doesn’t revolve around you whomp whomp get over yourself

oh my god Snow saying that Jessup going after Lucy Gray while rabid looked like star crossed lovers meeting their fate Suzanne you know what you did

“From now on he’d live honestly” lmao okay sure bud

me realizing that the last third of this book is just gonna be a white man rappidly getting red pilled

“He didn’t believe in celestial writings but she did and that was enough to maintain her loyalty” THE FUC

the whole way he talks about her belonging to him, especially now that they’re out of the games, makes me wanna vomit

THIS MAN did NOT just say that it was BETTER when Lucy gray was locked up in the capital

everytime snow complains about Lucy gray singing about her ex I roll my eyes

back to snows bullshit obsession with power ugggghhhhh

snow out here complaining about living in the woods because “it would be easier if he wasn’t such an exceptional person” BARF how do you walk around with your head that big sir?

and in this moment I know Snow must be 100% a straight white man because who else would be this good at revisionist history

bro stop talking about how hot you look now NO ONE CARES

“So you grew a heart in the districts?” “Not in the districts. In the hunger games.” GAG

“What else could humanity hope for? [but continuing the games] They should thank him.” Die now please