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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed
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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"
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now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance
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My screenplay for a titanic movie where the titanic hits the hoover damn has been stolen
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me, every single time i see people (especially women) talking about the divine feminine energy, or the sacredness of the womb or whatever it is now:

[image description: a two-panel photo of a person dialling a number and then placing the phone to their ear. the contact is saved as ‘Ursula K. Le Guin’ /end ID]
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But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?
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i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part
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I’m on Bluesky and Instagram if folks want to follow me there. Obviously, I’ll keep my tumblr for as long as I’m able but who knows.
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