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Victoriocity as Onion Headlines

Fleet and Clara:

Fleet:

Clara:

Julius Bell:

Sandringham and Balmoral:

Sandringham:

Keller:

Vidocq:

Lady Carmichael:

Season 2 Finale:

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I'm screaming this is the best thing I've ever seen

Behold.....I'm dumb again......

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I can't believe they're pitting them against each other like this. My main man Madge would be *outraged*

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 5

Propaganda

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion) (Boba Count: 2):

This is the woman who always has anything you might need in her bustle. Portable phonographs, certainly, but what else? Alcohol, without doubt. Knives? Probably. More knives? Wouldn't be surprised. Candy? Always good to have something to mollify Hampton with. More alcohol? Well, James can always do with a little nip. Another knife? Why not? Lockpick set? I mean, where do you keep yours?

Everyone messaging us “please let Madge kiss [redacted]” we will remember your support during this difficult time should this go our way

But MADGE NEEDS TO WIN THIS ONE, JUST LOOK AT THE PROPAGANDA MAN

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats) (Boba Count: 2):

What on earth could possibly be sexier than being presumed dead by the village she lives in at large. She genuinely cares about funerals as an art form, she puts so much care into her work. Possibly bisexual if that helps. Ghost wrote a wildly popular erotic novel with the help of village’s reverend. Come on just please vote for Antigone I’m so very sleepy and I can’t think of more reasons but I promise they’re there

Antigone's mess might be an acquired taste, but I think it's a deeply attractive mess.

SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH A BLOND GUY ONCE SHE EARNED HER REST

Art of Antigone Funn with thanks to @acornzest.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):

Madge Stallion was submitted without propaganda.

we gotta get our girl some propaganda. she would hate it, but the mystery of it all is kinda part of the appeal here.

Madge stallion NEEDS no propaganda

Madge: so sexy she needs no propaganda

#madge stallion is a great woman to lose to

#Madge she's a sassy lesbian detective what else do you want

#madge stallion needs no propaganda #by virtue of being madge

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Raging lesbian in a lavender marriage

Seduced someone working for the enemy

Is just as chaotic and at time brain cell-less as her male companions

Loyal but still willing to call her friend since childhood out on his bullshit

She canonically fucks. Like in canon she fucks so much. See above about seducing the enemy and then pepper in her on again off again romance with Martha Hudson.

#madge propaganda time : #she will flirt with basically any girl she sees and oh she does it so well #also !!! she once flirted and got on with technically an enemy in the middle of a spying mission ???? #she went like 'oh sorry just gotta go to the loo' to go spy in the house got caught and flirted so well she 1/ got laid 2/ got information #3/ came back like nothing happened #with some motivation she could flirt and get a boner from a dead rock tbh #madge stallion IS THE SEXIEST

#it's that time again #madge madge madge #she's earned it

#!!!!!

#home stretch

MADGE MADGE MADGEEEEE

Madge propaganda from a show that had the pleasure of guesting with her! At the end of the day no matter how you squeeze or present it, a great character is a great character and Madge is the best by a mile. Wonderful one-liners, complex and layered relationships with everyone in the cast around her, a messy and real depiction of female sexuality (especially a lesbian!) that she is never punished or demeaned for, and all of this brought to life in a performance that could make a phone book fun. Look and you’ll see: Madge’s writing and acting speaks for itself!

#madge here #yes you have to choose #choosemadge #we need the points #much appreciated #very sincerely yours

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):

Amazing character arc/growth; shadows follow her around; afraid of the sun; methanol is her drink of choice; is often told “I thought you were dead” despite a complete lack of evidence other than her deathly paleness; the morgue is her personal sanctuary; absolutely hilarious character; demanded to be co-owner of Funn Funerals with her brother rather than allowing him to continue running the business alone;(spoiler) decided NOT to get with her frenemy who she had been doing a will-they-won’t-they thing with the entire series!; writes smut in her free time

#antigone!!!!!!!!! #i just need one chance with her #she's perfect

#antigone!!!!!

*Cracks knuckles* Team Antigone is back and ready to do some damage. #antigone sweep year 2

#YEAR TWOOO

#Antigone sweep #!!!!

#thrilled to participate as always

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

VOTE FOR ANTIGONE!!!

What on earth could possibly be sexier than being presumed dead by the village she lives in at large. She genuinely cares about funerals as an art form, she puts so much care into her work. Possibly bisexual if that helps. Ghost wrote a wildly popular erotic novel with the help of village’s reverend. Come on just please vote for Antigone I’m so very sleepy and I can’t think of more reasons but I promise they’re there

EVERYONE VOTE ANTIGONE FUNN PLS

I'm voting for Antigone not because she's sexier (she is) but because she needs at least One Win in her life. #girl failure solidarity

1. she is very sexy. We know she's deathly pale, she's described as transparent more than once as well as green and blue-skinned, she's 35~38 depending on what season you're listening to. She's allergic to like everything.

Her hair is canonically always a mess and she uses it to hold on to bones and things she's gonna need later. She wears the same dress every day (it has a hole in it)

She's one with the shadows and can blend in with her surroundings to a supernatural degree.

2. She is rough and socially inept and artistic and the most passionate person you can imagine. She puts her heart and soul into her work as a mortician, SHE CREATES PERSONALIZED EMBALMING FLUIDS TO MAKE THE CORPSES SMELL NICE and she WILL tell you about it.

She is somehow always angry or flustered about something and she will pull victorian era phrases you cannot imagine. She's been saying Christ Alive since before it was cool.

3. SHE LOVES SEXY THINGS!! she is the most fitting for this tournament cause she's the queen of learning to accept her desires!! She loves old french films and their weirdly shot sex scenes, she's canonically really good at writing erotica and likes to read it too. There's a whole episode dedicated to her conquering her fears and appearing on a naked calendar. Also we hear glimpses of her fantasies and she wants to tie up and dom the guy she likes so there's that too I guess.

She spent 17 years locked in her mortuary cause she was sad. SHE WANTED TO BECOME A CLOWN AS A KID. She is everything to me and I love juno very much but she is sexier and deserves to be known that way. VOTE ANTIGONE

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i totally didn't forget that tumblr exist again or anything but hi, I wrote some more weird af comedy smut that no one asked for

it's for Victoriocity and honestly I'm really proud of the character voices in this one

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65312299

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ahshsfjfsf for one final time, a working link 🔗

for real though, I'm so fucking proud of this fic ya'll, if you read anything I've written, if should be this one, we've done such a good job with it 💕

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61497097/chapters/167260036

I cannot fathom why links won't work for me anymore.

But!!

The FINAL chapter of the most fun Vashwood romp around. @smaller-than-a-cryptid and I absolutely went so hard on this fic and it shows. There's pining! There's flirting! There's a fake marriage!

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I might have *minorly* hit myself with that pesky AO3 authors curse, but, we're only a week late with your regularly scheduled Trigun Cruise Ship AU update - and you get some bonus smut to make up for the delay 😘

As ever with the incredible @raisedbyheathens 💕

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61497097/chapters/166658380

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You wanna do something nice for yourself? Set your AO3 skin to Reversi for dark mode.

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been getting into hugging lately

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This is a lie, Kat is real bad a math! There are fact three whole chapters left 💕 They do talk and bathe and more thou 😘

Also a link that lets you click it:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61497097/chapters/165505414

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61497097/chapters/165505414

I should have done this this morning! But we have got the penultimate chapter. Talking! Baths! More!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/61497097/chapters/164296531

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61497097/chapters/164296531

Again, the Tumblr Hellsite is doing weird things with my links. But No matter! It is Sunday, that means another installment of your favorite gay disasters trapped together and not talking about their feelings on a sand steamer! @smaller-than-a-cryptid and I really cooked on this one.

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Cast reveal!

Some eagle-eyed listeners might have already spotted this on our crowdfunding page...

This is our fantastic cast so far! If you're excited to hear all of these lovely voices in your ears, please consider donating to our crowdfunding campaign when April rolls around.

Our preview is here: https://igg.me/at/dracula2004

Care to take a bite?

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I discovered a few months ago that you can really successfully get your trigun fan friends into sonic by pointing this out 😂

Specifically using this screenshot of Shadow's wiki page:

Shadow the Hedgehog IS Nicholas D. Wolfwood (similar trauma/lore)

Sonic the Hedgehog is Vash the Stampede (spiky pointy guy :3 /s)

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at THIS crowdfunder reward tier, you get credit on the NQD webpage, a social media shout out, a chance to find out if you live or die during a vampire encounter AND piece of flash fiction (~300 words) describing how you died or survived! There are ten different possible outcomes, all written by me and complying with NQD Show Lore. These were so great to make, some of them are spooky, some of them are sad, some of them are funny. All of them are Very.

This tier is £15, and you'll be able to get it when the crowdfunder launches on March 4th! You can sign up for updates about the campaign right now at tiny.cc/nqd4! <3

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It's now exactly a month until the NQD S4 Kickstarter kicks off! In the wind up towards launch I'll be sharing some of the tier rewards. You will also be subject to many vampire puns and daft jokes about sucking each others, uh. Blood.

Ehem. Anyway. Sign up now for campaign updates in your inbox!

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Have you been personally victimised by Red Valley Early Access today? Or by people vague posting about it?

Would you like the final (tooth rottingly fluffy) installment of Meet Me?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53715214/chapters/160573210