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Reblog with your score

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remember that post that said if it got notes I would read homestuck

i never did (i had a bunch fo missing assignments at the time and was near to failing so I just.. didn't)

...Im doing this again because i feel tumblr deserved another chance to make me read homestuck. but I'm making it WAY higher because I do NOT want to reach it. >:(

the goal... 10k. it wont happen. It won't. Surely you, dear tumblr user reading this, is not stupid enough to let this happen.

^photo so i can distinguish this post from others in my notifications tab.

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did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

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So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

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Reblog to give an asexual a treat

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Gamer cats

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super curious today about how people feel toward the names they might have been given. apparently i used to ask my mom about my “boy name” several times a week and get really sad i couldn’t have both my given name and that name. being trans this is hilarious to me now so wondering

also curious how this intersects with being trans!! i feel like my fixation with it definitely had a lot to do with that, so idk add in tags? if you feel like being trans makes you more/less curious about it

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my point being if u make fun of someone's teeth you are scum of the earth

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fall is fun because you get to resurrect your old creepypasta obsessions as soon as you see a bit of fog

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Fear & hunger genderbender ♂️🔄🔁♀️part 1.(old art)

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Yasopp OPLA

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I love it when people personify Pav as someone thats a domineering and cool man with incredibly cocky behavior that he's right about, only because they're so incorrect

in game Pav is a sopping wet cat who gets upset that Levi is wearing sneakers to the point he rants about it, mopes when he fails at his assassination attempt and is just so so bitchy consistently

His flirting game is also complete trash, he's got canon whore eyelashes and an hourglass figure. He's also wearing heels, which makes me think he's probably short.

Look me in the eyes and tell me you think he's cool, I dare you. You know I'm right

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Gorgeous Gary Golden

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insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.

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im having a moment

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soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

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Yellow humpback fly, Psilodera valid, Acroceridae (small-headed flies)

Found in South Africa

Photos by mariedelport