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this isn’t a blog. it’s a coping mechanism

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courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

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John Oliver gets it, as usual. AI Slop is one of the best episodes of Last Week Tonight I've seen so far. Gen AI is theft. Those who use it are not authors or artists, they're grifters profiting from real creatives.

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incredible scenes in josh johnson's yt comments

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My friend said we need some house inspectors out here because that lettuce does not look up to code....

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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🌌🌟 Lady Universe 🌟🌌

This piece is available on my Ko-fi or, as prints in Inprnt🌟

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call the cops by patrick quinn, 2023, acrylic on canvas, 20 x 23 inches

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BABY LOVE, I THINK I'VE BEEN A LITTLE TOO KIND

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goodnight :)

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in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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“In darkness, the moon rises ” ✨ -Guillaume Seignac

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