snailsnevergetit

[snailsnevergetit]

[morning] on my way Teej!

[rushed] nah. I bounced. I make a good (phone gets eaten by a monster)

[text] we were in the park! I was too busy to get a good look because I was more concerned with getting the kids out of there!

All the texts - snailsnevergetit

Send ✆ for a morning text

[text] So because your nephew has decided 7 AM is quite late enough to sleep in, we’re heading out to the Central Park Zoo. Wanna join us?

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

[text] i’m going to be a shit mother, i can’t get him to stop crying and all i want is a goddamn drink [DELETED]

Send ☎ for a rushed text

[text] what the fuck is going on why are you guys on the news

Send ☏ for a loving text

[text] you little turkey, did you leave that fuzzy captain america blanket for Jack? he suddenly won’t go to bed without it

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[text] tomy i need a pickup

[text] im a a bar

[text] don tell jono

Send ø for a late night text

[text] just wanted to tell you good night little bro. sweet dreams

Send ✘ for a hateful text

[text] WE DO NOT BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER WITH A THREE MONTH OLD IN A SNUGLI

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[Morning] Sounds like a plan. Want me to grab a coffee?

[rushed] Standard run of the mill minor villain. I got thrown into a wall we're all good. 

[loving] Who calls people a turkey these days? Yeah I got the one for Billy's birthday and saw there was just one more left. Thought Jack might like it

[drunk] ... yeah. okay

[late night] Sweet dreams blue mommy

[hateful] SOMETHING WAS TRYING TO EAT US. I PANICKED.

All the texts - snailsnevergetit

Send ✆ for a morning text

[text] So because your nephew has decided 7 AM is quite late enough to sleep in, we’re heading out to the Central Park Zoo. Wanna join us?

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

[text] i’m going to be a shit mother, i can’t get him to stop crying and all i want is a goddamn drink [DELETED]

Send ☎ for a rushed text

[text] what the fuck is going on why are you guys on the news

Send ☏ for a loving text

[text] you little turkey, did you leave that fuzzy captain america blanket for Jack? he suddenly won’t go to bed without it

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[text] tomy i need a pickup

[text] im a a bar

[text] don tell jono

Send ø for a late night text

[text] just wanted to tell you good night little bro. sweet dreams

Send ✘ for a hateful text

[text] WE DO NOT BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER WITH A THREE MONTH OLD IN A SNUGLI

[snailsnevergetit]

"Not many people do. Those that do know that they died."

"For me it's like looking at a series of what's different pics. Givesmemajorheadaches." 

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"I guess I really didn’t know she had kids. The grownups never really talked about it all that much. I’ll take your word for it."

Noriko laughed at his words. “Yeah. Sometimes. I tend to shock it though when my gauntlets aren’t working right.”

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"How else would I be related? Trust me it's weird. Like weird for superheroes weird."

"And no one ever gets it. Fuckingsnailsthat'swhattheyare. Do you have trouble with TV too?"

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"I do, but I can’t blame everything on her that happened. Wait mother? I didn’t know she was your mother." She replied with a raised brow.

"Yeah it can be hard. Everyone’s so slow."

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"He's my brother. Of course I am."

"We haven't done anything to you. We haven't done anything for you not to like us. Unless you were in Jersey about sevenish years ago. But him? He's a good kid. A bit dumb but good."

"You’re really protective of him…"

"That’s a good thing. And I’m not Wolverine. I dislike Wolverine." she replied her jaw clenched. "I may not like you guys or your mother but I have a whole issue with letting anybody die. Regardless of who they are."

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Tommy's eyes narrowed a bit. "Do you have a problem with my mother?" Wanda was one of the people he'd defend with no questions asked.

"Then you know how hard it is to find people who can keep up."

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"Learn fast. I can get behind that dude." he grinned crookedly, "Yeah it is. I wouldn't change them for anything. Except y'know getting the whole family therapy but we kinda need that." He shrugged putting his hands in his pockets, "Most people are but we can't exactly kill people for it. Teddy said sorry right? And that he'd change it?"

"That's... That's awful dude." He put his hand on Skaar's shoulder. "You shouldn't have been left alone like that. And dude, you'd be a great addition to any team." He looked away. "They broke me out of jail to help save Teddy.  Needed a bit of fire power. They would have put me back if I hadn't done what they asked."

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"Hey I’ve technically been alive five or six years, my body and mind are sixteen in this body and I’m something like twenty-five in my Hulk form." he shook his head. "No experience, but I learn fast." There’s a snort. "Family’s weird." He sighed, "I guess I get the idiot part. Lots of people are idiots."

There’s a frown. “Well, I was bonding with my dad and we were going around saving the world and after I got mad at him for doing something horrible, he left me in the Savage Lands alone. Never came back for me. For what it’s worth, I’d want you on my team.” Skaar takes a breath, “No one wants me on theirs. They only use me if they need a power level up. And then I have to go away again.”

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"Surge then. I'm Speed. And the reason I look like Pietro," he zipped to her other side, "is because I'm related to him."

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"Having him catatonic once was enough."

"Because there's no other reason for you to be glaring at him. Because according to your Wolverine being related to her puts you on a 'get in the way and I don't care if you die' list at sixteen. Because it's always why."

  "Illegal no. But I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t. He’s sensitive."

"I’mgonnatakeastabandsay you’re not happy who our mother is."

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"Gimme a name and I'll use it. Iassumeyouknowyoureyesaresparking."

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"Don’t call me Princess."

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"Illegal no. But I'd really appreciate it if you didn't. He's sensitive."

"I'mgonnatakeastabandsay you're not happy who our mother is."

"Sorry. Didn’t know that was illegal. Guess I’m still mad about stupid things."

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"We're talking about a place that even now has jails that torture and experiment on kids."

morphingbenjamins is trying to catch up

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[text] hey babe :)

[text] Hey, how're you?

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"Why do you think Princess?"

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"Why do you look so much like Pietro?"

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"Not me. But you've been glaring at my brother all night."

"Who says I want anything from you?"

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"Istheresomethingyouwantgrumpygills?"