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Pongping, vibrating intensely: “YOU READY TO SEE SOME REAL SPEED, BITCH?!”

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Monculus: Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?

Furcorn: Violent outbursts

Xyster: General sluttiness

Kayna: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!

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Déjà-Jin: "Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?"

Larvaluss: "I'm a knife."

Mushaboom, from across the room: "She's the little spoon!"

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Larvaluss: "Did you buy eggs like I asked?"

Cahoot: "Even better!"

Larvaluss: "What the f*** did you-"

Cahoot, holding up a chicken: "Her name is Fluffy."

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Deja-Jin, singing: “When you wish on Wish.com.

Deja-Jin, singing: “You can buy.”

Deja-Jin, singing: “HUMAN TEETH.”

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Larvaluss: "I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Suggestions?"

Déjà-Jin: "Put spaghetti in it."

Larvaluss: "I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you."

Cahoot: "Put spaghetti in it."

Larvaluss: "I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two."

Mushaboom: "Put spaghetti in it."

Larvaluss: "I am no longer taking suggestions."

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Wubbox: I will send my army to attack! Wubbox: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Mushaboom: "We have a problem."

Larvaluss: "No, you have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them."

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Larvaluss: "That's ridiculous. Mushaboom doesn't have a crush on me."

Déjà-Jin: "Yes they do."

Cahoot: "Yes they do."

Mushaboom: "Yes I do."

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PomPom: Mammott... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Mammott: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. PomPom: PomPom: I wrote sanitize, Mammott.

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Flowah: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

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Cahoot: "Someone told me that nonbinary people aren't real..."

Cahoot: "But I found this thing in my closet-"

Mushaboom: "I like bread-"

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Larvaluss: "August, September, Halloween, November, December."

G'Day: "I think you mean August, September, Halloween, turkey, Christmas."

Frondley: "I believe it's spelled hot as balls, f*** it's school again, Halloween, turkey, Christmas."

Mushaboom: "Don't forget New Years, forever alone, windy as fuck, shit it's raining, allergies, oh hey it's actually decent, wait nevermind."

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Xyster: "Cahoot, I told you to grab anything of importance, and run."

Cahoot: "I did!"

Xyster: "And I didn't mean Déjà-Jin, Larvaluss, or Mushaboom."

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Cahoot: "Alright, I need you to swear-"

Déjà-Jin: "Fuck!"

Cahoot: "..."

Cahoot: "Swear as in promise-"

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*Larvaluss sees someone doing something stupid*

Larvaluss: "What an idiot."

*Larvaluss realizes that the one doing something stupid is Mushaboom*

Larvaluss: "Wait a minute!"

Larvaluss: "That's my idiot!"

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Furcorn: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Kayna: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.