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i assure you i have not moved on

what are the girlies hyperfixating on these days because I need a new one

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I love when comic artists draws Damian so tiny

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vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

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Nervous Chair https://ift.tt/33sI1wr -> Telegram Design Bot

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If hamburger food is all food hamburger

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why do they always draw him like that I am sick of seeing bat-gooch 

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unfriendly reminder that i am at your door. let me in

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hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

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vampire guy who really likes sunbathing so he just goes "ouch aha ow ow haha ow" every time

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god please can someone help me find the gif of the white $20-banana looking-lady from like, an 80s show it looks like, she’s stumbling around in a downtown area looking disoriented and keeps seeing gay signs like “LEBANESE” and “CURRY PUFFS” please i need it

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sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

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purposefully dealing myself psychic damage by scrolling through tags of literal hate groups for no reason

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The vast majority (around 80%) of Chinese characters are made up of a radical (the general meaning) and a phonetic.

Radical 女 nǚ (woman) and phonetic 馬 mǎ (horse) = 媽 mā, mother (your mum sounds like a horse).

But a small minority are pictograms, that is to say a picture of the thing they represent.

Pictograms are the earliest characters, thousands of years old, but many are still used every day.

If you look at the oracle bone script for rat, tiger and elephant you’ll see they are clearly pictures of the animal they signify.

But if you look at the modern versions, you’ll notice something odd, they’re all rotated 90 degrees onto their sides.

Why? Why are all these characters written with the animals balancing on their tails?

Well, it’s for a straight-forward, practical reason.

For a couple thousand years before paper was invented writing materials were limited. We had silk (expensive), bronze (expensive and impractical), and oracle bones (religious use only).

And one more…

That was cheap, plentiful, durable, and easy to erase and rewrite characters. The wonder that is…

Bamboo!

It was cut into strips, and tied into books. Long thin strips of bamboo contributed to the Chinese custom of writing vertically, from top to bottom (and right to left).

But it also meant that it’s much easier to write some characters length-ways so that they easily fit onto the strip.

So that’s it, mystery solved. That’s why a lot of Chinese picture characters are written at a right angle.

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self check out machine in a grocery store that makes you select if you want a male, female, or non-binary voice before you begin your transaction. you’re perplexed by the non-binary voice option so you click it & snoop dogg starts talking

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unfriendly reminder:

this blog is pro choice.

this blog supports abortion rights for all genders.

this blog supports peoples right to bodily autonomy.

if any of the above statements are controversial to you, unfollow me, and fuck right off.

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors