softnoirr

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rpf is literally good for you

rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine

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elliecarpenterr | Last week honeym🍋🍋ning in capri 🫶🏼

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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i understand why some people arent into them but i personally will never be sick of internalized homophobia subplots i love shame i love it when characters experience shame

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apologies to jp brammer’s incredible prose as always but you all know what we’re thinking about with this one

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UPDATE WHEN

- kindly,

your most irritating anon

every time you shout out at me about it i'll delete ten words out of the google doc.

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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

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I had a dream someone on eBay was selling Jonathan Adler’s purple foot for $30 and I thought “omg what a steal” so I bought it and went to pick it up but when I got to this guys house (which looked like Kanye’s childhood house in Chicago) instead of a purple glass foot it was a purple glass rat

kinda obsessed with this & think dreamyou maybe got the better deal. also the other day I found out it’s not glass it’s acrylic and it fully destroyed the past three/four years of my life and every single time it’s described in pdd.

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and the Pulitzer Prize for sports rpf goes to

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When I first scrolled through the TC tag in 2023, one of the first posts was like "all this to say maybe C has a husband at home and we'll just never know" 😂

in 2023 that’s so funny. hadn’t the joint stint in manchester happened by then??

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https://www.tumblr.com/tcifob/783136459113873408/66-angel-city-fc-vs-utah-royals-may-9

Incase no one has sent you this yet! Press scored last night and did her very gay Tobin celebration where she makes a T with her fingers and kisses them while looking at Tobin.

guys i cant stop thinking about like. 2018. when we all felt like we were just huffing paint filled with possibilities. this is insane,

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marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

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https://www.tumblr.com/xowoso/783358179085090817

you need to see this

do you guys remember when we were like analysing floorboards in the back of pictures to convince ourselves they were together. god.