🌈tumblrs favorite evil queer ventriloquist🌈
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guy who is totally capable of liking things normally
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Assassin Princess | Mitchie M feat. Hatsune Miku
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Bringing this back because this week someone asked me for a latte without coffee 😀 these people want Nothing lattes
takes a long drag from my mind cigarette
#next someones gonna ask me for coffee made without beans#an americano with no water#i should just give ppl cups of milk and see what happens#sadly though im way more committed to my job than i should be i will always wait until we can both get it right 😔#i just Know intrinsically so often when ppl dont know what they actually ordered its like a sixth sense#but also someone they ask for lattes with Three Creams and im like ok so are you familiar with how those are made#and sometimes they say yes like ok you liar#anyways holy fuck sorry#i love complaining apparently 💀
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What a tricky cat
uncensored version under cut.
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BIG on the playing with literal trash thing oh my god 😭
It also makes me laugh to think of him outright lying when people ask if hes eaten yet (classic cat gaslighting), like:
Kitty: have you had food yet
Felix, world class liar: ...No
Kitty: So all of these dishes just magically appeared then?
Felix: uh. Yes.
(And from then on frantically shoves dirty dishes into his magic bag before Kitty gets home, much to the disdain of the bag)
Thinking of Felix doing cat things lately so imagine with me:
- purring (the obvious one)
- scratching up his furniture on accident because of the Need to do something with his hands
- secret stash of catnip (mostly for gag purposes)
- kneading on people he likes :)
- 2am "zoomies" where he randomly rearranges his entire house
- or just regular 2am zoomies. Let that bitch run around
- jumping into the ceiling when something startles him
- funny smell? Flemen response. (I like to imagine Kitty gets a new perfume and he just stares at her with his mouth agape LOL)
- on the same note, eyes go BIG when looking at Favorite Person (Kitty)
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Thinking of Felix doing cat things lately so imagine with me:
- purring (the obvious one)
- scratching up his furniture on accident because of the Need to do something with his hands
- secret stash of catnip (mostly for gag purposes)
- kneading on people he likes :)
- 2am "zoomies" where he randomly rearranges his entire house
- or just regular 2am zoomies. Let that bitch run around
- jumping into the ceiling when something startles him
- funny smell? Flemen response. (I like to imagine Kitty gets a new perfume and he just stares at her with his mouth agape LOL)
- on the same note, eyes go BIG when looking at Favorite Person (Kitty)
#felix the cat#as a brand new felix fan and a relatively established irl cat owner these are my contributions#'but op hes an anthropomorphized cat he wouldnt--' i know 😔 but we like to have a little fun w it
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okay im starting to have enough dreams where I go to court or the cops are after me that I might have genuinely pissed off some cosmic dream elf or some shit. Every night im in some kind of legal battle and I cannot fucking think of any other explanation WHAT IS GOING ON
#WHO DID I PISS OFFFFFF BRO#did i break the dream rules??!!? WHAT !#i hope these arent premonitions or something cuz i have ENOUGH happening rn#ill admit it im a bit superstitious. ill hold out for logical explanations but when shit like THIS happens#(a full month of legal dreams)#its like okay okay. so this is clearly a sign. FINE#but OF WHAT BRO#WHO AM I GONNA FIGHT PLEASE IM SCARED 😭#i love how nobody asked but here i am yapping about it#to be honest i think i know what this is all about but it involves something personal enough i wont share on tumblr#but i have a feeling i know what it means. and booooyyyyy i DONT like it
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‼️‼️CONTENT WARNING: FLASH, BRIGHT COLORS, AND DISTURBING IMAGERY‼️‼️
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ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇꜱᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ?
Stand alone images hehe
#AAAAHHHHH AAAAHHHHH AAASGDHJCJJJDN SGGGJJHB#OHNMYHHODDGG OH MY GODDDDDD#THANK YOU#THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS#AAGHHHH#felix the cat#i just work up its 4am im so sorry youre getting sxrambled egg thoughts in th tags#i have been waiting for someone to do this you mafe my life conplrte THANKYOU#flashing#i got so excited i forgot to add the flash warning!!!
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#mazda 3 mentioned and also archiving mentioned#hell yeah this goes on main#this is me as fuck#i have no idea what to tag this as though
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day 17: not what it seems
Illusion (noun)
something that is not really what it seems to be
#look at my boyfriends art or i will destroy the universe !!!!!!!!!!!!#this makes me emo also. btw.#batim
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MIKU IS AN ADULT NOW??? NO ,
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Oh shit how could I forget??? Another new Phi (vocaloid producer) song!! I havent listened yet though :0
it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it
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Hi im kinda late and its 4am but I dont wanna miss this again 💪 let's jump in
- went out with a friend and got potentially the comfiest pair of jeans I'll ever wear (bc my other work jeans are falling apart 😭)
- had a mind blowingly good burger
- got kin assigned Zooble TADC at the function (it was a funny conversation trust me)
- FINALLY FINALLY got pumpkin spice for my coffee at home. PUNKIN SPICE!!!!!!!!
it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it
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and what if i said I know in my heart that felix is a caffeine addict
#felix the cat#hello welcome to projection island.#i know that sassy mf would be a fiend for iced coffee. dont boo me IM RIGHT
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Vocal synth designs hit hard ngl
#wow okay holy shit#your color usage is SO YUMMY omg#experiencing jealousy rn#the vibe is so fun here i love this#vocal synth
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