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could you give us vee x reader headcanons please..? revives you? makes you come back to life??

VEE V.1 X READER

She has never been one for PDA, in fact she's heavily against it. She'll do affectionate things with you in private of course, but never anything really big. Grand gestures are more Glistens bag.

She'll get flowers for you, but theres not really anything else she'll do outside of that. She really likes spending time with you though, thats her main form of affection.

she cant exactly kiss, or feel anything physically, so she'll try to compliment you or encourage you in small ways, and knowing her that means a lot.

She'll MAYBE let you co-host, depending on how you are in performance and how well she trusts you. But, you could bet on co-hosting at least once!

I apologize for being inactive, this year has taken quite a bit out of me!! hopefully i can lock in soon though

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come back to life like

ARADIA FROM HOMESTUCK?!?!?!

yes do that boy

i come back to life like aradia from homestuck hi guys! hopefully i can actually stay for once

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do you write fore dandys world??

gulps! hi guys guess whos back!! i do infact write for dandys world now, and hopefully I should be uploading soon!

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could you pretty please do a arasol(aradia x sollux) x reader?? just fluffy but sprinkle in angst obviously because well,, it’s THEM. i want it to be cuddling. PLEASE DO THIS I WILL ACTUALLY GET ON MY KNEES AND BEG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

JKGJYSDGJFGH WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE... GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! (small spoilers btw, i hope yall dont mind...)

You laid in bed with your two moirails, they were matesprits but... you were basically just their adopted child. You didn't complain much though. You were listening in on their conversation, your eyes closed as you were trying to sleep.

''Yeah... it- it was vriska, not me man.'' You have no clue how they got onto this topic, but sollux was explaining how and why he had killed her oh so long ago.

''Yeah, figured. But hun, your good. I really dont care, it was fun!'' She smiled, you could hear her grin in her voice.

''how was- okay. I shouldn't question you.'' He sighed, holding onto the both of you tighter.

''Yeah, glad you remember!'' She chuckled, nuzzling into the pillow you all shared.

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Hi Aradia!

Could I request Roxy x GN reader comfort? 👉👈 I've been having a hard time lately and need some luv

thanks bestie! :3

OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY FOR PUTTING THIS ONE OFF... I hope you're doing okay!! My dms are open for anyone going through something.

You were sitting in your bed, you barely had the energy to pick up your phone to doomscroll on every media app you have on there. You didnt even know why you felt like this, it just happened when you woke up and now you just... stared at the wall mindlessly, focusing on whatever issues you may have in the moment. That was before your roommate Roxy barged in.

''OOOOHHH MY GOD, guess who just- woah dude. you... you good?'' She asked, going to sit next to you. You didn't notice how you looked, and you're realizing you were crying subconsciously. oh. fun! ''You wanna talk about it, hun?'' She put her hand on your shoulder. You shook your head.

''You want cuddles or... nah that sounds cringe asf uhhh pretend there was a less cringy way of saying cuddling.'' You chuckled at her rambling, adjusting yourself so Roxy could lay next to you and hold you. She held you close, softly caressing your hair comfortingly.

''It'll be okay... I dunno what you're going through but... Dude if you ever need a distraction or comfort please come to me... I wont bully you, depending on what it is. I'm here for you, babes.'' She hummed, resting her chin on your head. God, she knew how to make you feel better.

''You... wanna watch a movie later, when you feel better?'' She asked quietly. You responded with a nod, chuckling softly.

''Bet, I got movies upon movies!!''

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Could you PRETTY PLEASE write a john egbert x reader where we bite him(IN A NON SEXUAL WAY)? i just have this absolutely primal urge to sink my teeth into this man i don’t know how to explain it. HELP

REALEST EVER???

''ow- dude what are you doing.'' John looked at you, and you just so happened to be biting onto his shoulder. You released him to speak.

''I had to. You were right there!'' You defended, sitting back to where you were.

''Dude...'' He raised and eyebrow, turning himself to face you.

''You dont get it, you're you... You cant see yourself...'' You put your head down jokingly.

''okay buddy...''

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hiya:3 i wanna start with that ur rlly cool,, because YOU ARE!!!

could you maybe write a Equius x matesprit!purpleblood!reader, where he well- equiuses with the whole class thing, but his partner is just— REALLY chill and is kinda uncomfortable with the power dynamics he’s set up??

jhyusay erm chat....

Like asker said, you are extremely chill with your matesprit and support everything he does buttt.... you just are really uncomfortable with the whole... classism fetish he has.

honestly, all you have to do is just talk with him. He'll be pretty chiil about it (he's going to panic and apologize to the point its annoying because he'd never want to make YOU uncomfortable.)

He'll probably keep it up subconsciously, but once he catches himself he'll apologize and try not to do it again.

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I loved your last Aradia one… and all of them honestly because she is underrated honestly.

could you please maybe do a Aradia x Reader where they are moirails and she says something along the lines of “when you die can i have your skull??” out of NOWHERE. it’s been bouncing around in my head like the DVD logo for a while…

I LOVE ARADIA I think it's obvious she's one of my highest kins. but erm yeah have fun!! PS. im so sorry for like.. really procrastinating on these...

you we sitting in your room with your moirail, Aradia Megido. She was laying on the floor looking at her husktop, while you were simply sitting on the bed, watching her screen intently. She was scrolling mindlessly on chitter, laughing at bad takes. But suddenly she stopped, then slowly, her head turned toward you. ''___.'' She spoke firmly, shit SHITHISHIHTIHSHIT what did you do this time. was she mad????? oh GOD OH GOD OH GOD. ''yeah?'' You said calmly, ignoring the internal battle of your anxiety inside you.

''Can I have your skull when you die?'' She rolled over to look up at you. ''Since trolls scientifically live longer than your species.'' She said matter-of-factly

''Sure, I dont mind. Better you have it then some weirdo.'' You chuckled, earning a hearty cackle from your moirail.

''who know's maybe I'm a weirdooo'' She said similar to how a stereotypical ghost would, wiggling her fingers at you.

''Aradia... I will call your lusus'' You stated as she let out a small 'aw.'

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Hello!! Could you do headcanons of Mituna and reader playing just dance together?

Also i think your an amazing author, i always enjoy reading your works!!

this is one of my friends, they've been yelling at me about it for so long

MITUNA CAPTOR

He's really good at just dance. that's all i gotta say

He plays too hard sometimes that he triggers a seizure, or falls down.

He sometimes tries to play without his helmet but we all know he'll bust his ass at some point.

He probably knows all of the lore as well. He definitely has it written down somewhere, reading it to you all the time.

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can i get hcs for kanaya, john and equius(kinda weird group ik) with a s/o that has a concerningly high pain tolerance and will get hurt all the time and not realize that its actually a really bad wound oh my god you got stabbed

IM TRYING GUYS IM SO SORRY

KANAYA MARYAM

She cares for you deeply, so she constantly checks up on you to make sure you dont have any cuts or bruises that you have been blind to.

if you come in trailing blood without even knowing, she'll be all over you.

because of you she researched a lot of ways to bandage a wound, and has remembered every preference you have for them.

JOHN EGBERT

He tries his best but panics whenever he sees you injured

He has Rose or someone else help you out if its too gnarly for him to handle. which is most of the time.

EQUIUS ZAHHAK

He knows how to fix robots, and as far as he's aware, you're not fixable like them.

He, similar to john, has someone else come over to help you. He doesn't trust himself to handle you carefully.

He usually calls up nepeta, though, as she gets injured easily and should know how to bandage a wound.

@loquaciousscribe why do you do this....

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could we get some uhhhhh- strider x reader cuddling headcanons? (dave and dirk separately).

gonna finally actually get to work chat... thank you all for waiting for me to do these, and I'm really sorry to those i kept waiting. I love y'all and I hope you enjoy the food!

DAVE STRIDER

it really depends on the day which spoon he is. If he had a hard or rough day, you should count on him just... laying on you, clinging to you like a koala on a tree. But if he had a good or overall a day without you, rough or not he'll have you just lay on top of him.

He like to feel the pressure on your body resting on his. the weight gives him comfort, and the fact he knows its YOU? god just slap the title of happiest man on earth on his ass.

He never tells you when he had a rough day, you are able to simply just assume. He doesn't lay fully on you, but an arm and occasionally a leg will be on you. but if you reciprocate with playing with his hair???? oh boy, all of his body weight is going on you (he's laying on you... in a non-sexual manner)

DIRK STRIDER

He's a little more solid than his brother, being primarily a big spoon.

He feels much more comfortable holding you, because then he can just look down and see he's not physically alone anymore. He finally has someone.

Similar to his bro, he feels comfort from your weight on top of him. it reminds him you exist and you just simply existing in his life makes him feel about.. 89% more safe.

Y'all actually put a loving on my calder headcanons.... I feel honored you guys like them that much golly...

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those calder red hcs were so good!! do u think u could do some fluffy stuff w/ him too? :D (ps, your work is so good!)

OMG?? Yall love calder huh! I hope this is in character (I have not read his parts in VE in a while... but imma try my best.) ((THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT))

CALDER KERIAN ♡ READER HEADCANONS

to say what i said last post, he likes to spoil you, but he acts like he's just simply giving you a pencil. Like, once you enjoyed a dress on display and said it was pretty. he gave it to you the next day without a word.

when you gift him things he automatically assumes he needs to get you something too. You tell him he doesn't but he says he doesnt want you to give something and not get something worth the same.

He's great at conversation (lie). You two could be just laying next to each other and you ask him how his day was. ''good''. thats all you get. but if you ask him to he'll try to get more descriptive.

He doesn't like physical touch, but if you two are comfortable enough he'll let you practically hang off of him like a leech.

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so i was looking at your ‘what i write for’ list and saw helluva boss and nobody has asked you for any(to my knowledge), and i kinda want to change that. Could you maybe do an Octavia one where reader shares music with her? it would be platonic, and maybe you could make it kinda angst-y???(if you’re comfortable with that of course!!).

I'M SO SORRY FOR LIKE... NOT POSTING FOR A WHILE (I do that a lot and it's kinda not good chat...) I'm here now though, and I'm on summer break so I SHOULD be able to like... get through all of my requests now. BUT YEAH PLS ENJOY MY PROJECTION ONTO OCTAVIA!!!

You had been friends with Octavia for a while now. Neither of you could remember how at this point, you just spawned in each others lives one day and you two just couldn't be separated. You two had just met up at your house, talking about non-important things.

You both just stopped talking as you closed the door to your room, the silence quickly becoming unnerving. You cleared your throat as you went to your laptop, listening to Octavia shuffle onto the bed. There was a lot of teenage awkward tension in the air, and no matter how good of friends you two may have been, Teenage awkwardness never leaves until graduation.

''What music do you like listening to?'' you had asked this question many times before but she'd just respond with a shrug and just a simple ''rocks cool, but i dunno.''. This time was different though.

''I like the band Fuck You Dad. It's kinda... Metal-ish? I'm not sure what genre it would fall into other than metal.'' She shrugged, leaning up. The tension was still in the air due to the silence of no one moving, but it was lifting with every sound made.

''You want me to put the band on? I'll show you some of my favorites after if you'd like.'' You spoke, looking for the band's account on your favorite music platform.

''Sure. Put on the song My World Is Burning Down Around Me.'' She fiddled with her sleeve, seeming almost uncharacteristically afraid to say the title. I mean, it certainly was a title. It almost made you worried about her, but you'd rather just listen to the music before making yourself worried over something so little as music. You've thought for so long that you've found the song and your cursor is just... hovering over it. You found it almost a minute ago, and now the computers just getting antsy.

You click on the play button, letting the song begin and rush out of your speakers. She definitely wasn't lying when she said it was metal. You queue up some of your sad songs, so she didn't have to be the only vulnerable one. Once you finished up with the queue, you went and sat down next to her. You two spoke occasionally, the both of you much more focused on the music than simple conversation.

Once the song ended, a different song began, one that you happened to relate deeply to. You looked at her, sudden fear struck you. It was about the issues with your parents, and the fact your mother was a raging asshole. You looked over at Octavia, making sure she didn't seem bored or seem worried or upset. She seemed lost in thought, you just looked around.

''Y'know... I've never heard this song, what is it called?'' She looked over at you, snapping herself out of whatever trance had caught her attention. You jump ever so slightly at her voice. You answer her with a smile, looking over at her.

''Why do you ask?'' You ask, a quizzical expression carved on your face.

''I... I relate to it.'' Your eyes widen slightly, she had the same struggle? Nice. Or uh. Not nice?

''Same. You really need to catch me up on the Octavia Lore.'' You chuckle, earning a snicker from the owl next to you.

''Yeah like I'm the one who's secretive about my mom.'' It's true she complained as things were happening but... She had never told you about her childhood with her mother.

''Well... uh... hush.'' You chuckled once again, all the tension and anxiety melting away all at once with a single smile.

You two were gonna be inseparable for as long as you two knew each other.

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Your writing is so good, i love all your posts sm!! I was wondering if maybe you could do a dave strider x troll!reader, were he finds out(somehow??) that trolls have sensitive horns(not sexual ofc), please?

IM SORRY I KEEP DISAPPEARING...

DAVE STRIDER ♡ TROLL! READER

you were matesprits with THE Dave Strider. The creator of sweet bro and hella jeff, and sick rhymer. That's not it, you're currently out getting groceries for your anniversary? You felt so cool. You were mid-isle when you saw the apple juice section, thinking specifically of your matesprit. You checked the list he sent you, looking over it to see if he added it. He didn't, but fuck it, why wouldn't you treat him to even more of his favorite drink? You continued shopping after chucking it in your cart accidentally.

When you checked out, you walked home. You didn't need to get much, just a few necessities you ran out of. You didn't have to walk long, as you were there already. You opened the door, it not being locked due to your lovely matesprit being home. You shouted out to him the signature “I'm home!” most people do in movies. You hear his chair roll and footsteps quickly heading towards the stairs. You placed the groceries down, getting everything out while purposefully hiding the apple juice.

“Yo, welcome home,” he said, walking over to you. “Did you get anything extra?” he usually asked that question, and you understood his curiosity.

“Yeah, I got you apple juice. A whole jug!” you said, pulling it out of the bag you hid it in. He reached out for it, but you kept it out of his reach. You were significantly taller than him, since you were different species.

“Dude.. Give it!” he jumped to grab it, failing miserably. He then sighed, trying to use you to lift himself to grab the jug. He grabbed your horn softly, letting go almost instantly as you gasped and sucked your teeth in a sort of hiss.

“Yo dude… you good? I didn't hurt you, did I?” he asked, looking you over. You didn't look hurt to him, but the sound you made was not one of pure happiness and joy.

“Yeah… yeah I'm good,” you said after collecting yourself from the shock. “Trolls' horns are just… reeaally sensitive” you admitted, elongating the vowels in the word really.

“Oh,” he responded, seeming lost in thought for a moment. “So… are you like a bird? Are you like… y’know?”

“No, Dave. Just- ew.…” you giggled, just smiling as you began to put the groceries away with your matesprit, Dave Strider.

I would've done a lot of this on 4/13 but… I was kinda at a concert that day. So take this as an apology. Thank you!

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Could you please do one where dave strider falls asleep on a call with you? I think that would be cute.

this ones gonna be a short and sweet one, because this man is precious sometimes....

You were just finishing up telling your friend, Dave Strider, about your favorite thing in the world. You loved that thing with your whole heart, it WAS you. That thing was what you stood for, and what everyone sees you as you hope.

''And thats why-'' You were cut off by soft snoring coming from his end, you shut up quickly and listened closer to make sure he wasn't just making fun of you. He infact was not making fun of you, he had fallen asleep to the sound of you talking. You smiled before shutting up and letting him sleep. You of course stayed in call, but you just decided to fall asleep as well. and you slept so good that night.

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hi could you please do separate jade and rose pale/friendship hcs? thx!

IM SORRY ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG I'VE BEEN IN A DIP... here you go though!!

ROSE LALONDE + READER HEADCANONS

She makes little projects for you. Like knitting projects. If you like a specific animal she will make you so many plushies of them.

She will calmly yap to you about her fixations, like her ''hatred'' for wizards, and she'll let you yap back.

She'd definitely do her best to teach you violin and how to knit if you showed any interest in them.

She would put genuine effort into helping you figure yourself out due to her interest in psychology.

JADE HARLEY + READER HEADCANONS

Similar to Rose, she would yap to you. although, Rose does it calmly. Jade on the other hand, does it very fast and excitedly.

You got custom made squiddles, and they hug each other perfectly. She made sure to sew things you likes onto it!

She really likes hanging out, since her love language is quality time.

She will have random unannounced staring contests with you, she always wins unless you catch on.

BWAM!! -Mod Aradia

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AHH!! OKAY so i liked the komahina headcanons you did like FOREVER AGO NOW. i was wondering if one of you might want to write a parent komahina/child reader where reader wakes up from a nightmare and they have to comfort them??

AAAAA!!! i love you. i mean, wasn't excited to do this request at all...(i love you:3)

PARENT! KOMAHINA COMFORTING CHILD READER

Hajime and Nagito were snuggled up on the couch watching some show, you couldn't quite tell because of the tears that blurred your vision. hearing your door open, Nagito looked over the couch over to you. your small shaking frame standing in the walkway sniffling, gently nudging Hajime awake(to no avail), nervous that his luck may have caused something bad to happen to you. "daddy..?" you call out, not to any one specific parent; you just needed the comfort of knowing they were there. "we're here kiddo" Nagito calls out to you, knowing he probably wouldn't be the best parent to handle the situation, but what choice did he really have at this point as you were now standing in front of him teary-eyed...with a still sleeping Hajime besides him.

"Another nightmare, my little hope..?" 'another' nightmare.. because this unfortunately was a normal occurrence. You nodded your head, voice caught in your throat, and he lifted you up into his arms, snuggling your snotty face into his shirt(kinda gross, but he didn't mind too much). "y'know,," he starts "i've had some nightmar-" he gets cut off by, a now very awake Hajime, covering his mouth with a hand. "wha- dID YOU JUST LICK MY HAND??" this elicits a giggle from you, and Nagito shrugs. Hajime sighs, wiping his hand off "eugh...anyways.." he pats your head with his NOT licked hand, " 'nother nighmare..? you wanna talk about it, kiddo?"

you think back to your dream. it was a terrible, terrible dream. you didn't want to think about it, but it was almost impossible not to.. "you dove have to, of course" he adds, sensing your hesitance.

you nestled further into Nagito's arms, you took a deep breath and tried to collect your scrambled thoughts. the nightmare still lingered vividly in your mind, but the warmth of being held by your two fathers helped to ground you. "it was really bad...." you hid your face as you contemplated wether or not to explain the dream to them... explain the large dark figures you had seen, how they had taken the two of them away while you were held back, forced to do nothing but watch.

Hajime stares at you for a second or two, waiting for some type of response "...you don't HAVE to say anything." he says in a rather matter-of-fact voice(although he always sorta has that tone). you snuggle into Nagito again, and he pats your back. "we'll always be here for you" Hajime comforts "well..-" Nagito starts, Hajime shoots him a glare that shuts him up pretty quickly.

As the tension eases with Hajime's assurance and Nagito's somewhat awkward attempt at support, you feel a bit more at ease. Despite the lingering unease from the nightmare, the presence of your fathers comforts you enough to feel sleepy again.

As you drift back into a more peaceful state, Nagito and Hajime exchange a glance, silently communicating their concern for you. Hajime adjusts himself on the couch so he can wrap an arm around both you and Nagito, creating a cozy little family huddle. you distinctly feel Nagito petting your hair, despite your eyes being closed, you can tell from the tenderness and boney fingers.. then he swiches off with Hajime it seems, though you aren't sure why.. maybe he had fallen asleep?

you hear the buzzing of their movie restarting as you drift off again, comforted knowing that the both of them are still there and would NEVER leave your side...

uses super cute dream i had as a kid for reference kinda(also sorry if they're out of character, i tried)

~mod john:B