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((Thank you @boysenberry-seas for this link! Super sweet. <3 IT’S WHAT HE ASPIRES TO BE.))

Today I’ve learnt that there’s a word in italian (”solare”) to describe a person who brights the room, who is warm and good and cheerful and worries about others and I think is so cute??? I love it

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17. How long can they last before they cum?

Daniel would never answer this, so I’m gonna have to instead.

Godhelphim. He’s a hair trigger. BUT HE CAN GO A COUPLE OF TIMES THOUGH SO Y’KNOW, YOU’LL STILL HAVE A GOOD TIME.

Presumably.

… He wouldn’t know, what with being a virgin and all.

Thank you, mysterious anon!

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11. How long can they live without sex?

“Erh… a-as long as I’ve been… alive? I think?

I’ve never really, uh… wh– well anyway, how’s the weather?”

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Sinday Asks

1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?

2. Are they sexually active?

3. When was the last time they had sex?

4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)

5. Do they masturbate often?

6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience? 

7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?

8. Have they ever been caught having sex?

9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.

10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.

11. How long can they live without sex?

12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?

13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?

14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?

15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.

16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)

17.  How long can they last before they cum?

18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?

19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.

20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?

21. How old were they when they learned about sex?

22. How does their foreplay go down?

23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?

24. How does their afterglow look like?

25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.

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What are some of the FF14 specific diseases our characters can suffer from? I'm blanking on a few aside from aether sickness.

Hydaelyn Diseases

Note: Below I’ve listed a variety of diseases I was able to find which affect the Races of Man. I also found a variety of diseases, cankers, and blights which affected plants and animals, but they weren’t included in this post as the question referred to characters. I might come back at some point and add those if there’s demand. 

Aether Sickness

I wouldn’t necessarily list aether sickness as a disease, so much as a condition caused by overexposure to aether. In such cases, removal from the source of the high concentration of aether or simply giving the person time to adjust to the effects (in the case of foreigners who come to Eorzea sometimes experience aether sickness due to Eorzea’s higher concentration) will eventually cure the ailment.

Kan-E-Senna: “Have you perchance experienced sensations akin to aether sickness of late?”

Grizzled Passenger: “Feelin’ the effects of the aether, I reckon. You’ll get used to it though, don’t worry.”

Bloisirant: “You must also keep the following in mind - once you set foot in the Maws, I cannot permit you to re-enter until your body has had time to rid itself of the noxious residues of woodsin and aether which permeate the place.”

1.0 Lodestone - Aetherytes: “However, being broken down to the aetheric level can take its toll on one’s body, and rest is often required after several consecutive jumps, especially as the distance becomes greater. As a precaution, most city-states strongly discourage over-teleporting, as it can lead to irreversible damage…”

Digging Moogle: “It’s terrible, kupo! We were so fixated on mining crystals that we didn’t realize just how thick the air was with aether, until it struck down over half of our squad!”

Muddled Moogle: “Aether sickness is absolutely miserable, kupo! If only we had realized what was happening to us sooner we wouldn’t be in this mess. So dizzy, kupo… Unless we make haste, I, too, will soon be joining those of our ranks who lay listless on the ground. ”

Mogek: “I admit, the possibility of Mogmenders becoming affected by aether sickness completely slipped my mind, kupo. It seems the fault, in this case, lies with me. We moogles are more adept at manipulating our aetheric flow than most. However, as this is less an acquired skill and more a natural talent, we are more like to succumb to overexposure.”

The Mining Mishap: “He goes on to explain that a number of his crew has been struck down, overwhelmed by the vast amounts of aether being emanated from the crystals around them. Believing he will be able to see their harvested crystals safely back to Mogek if he can shield the few remaining moogles from their adverse effects, he asks that you fashion an aetheric shielding for their chests. The moogle you hand the aetheric shielding to is beginning to feel dizzy─a telltale sign of aether sickness. He is concerned that if his condition worsens, he will be unable to deliver the crystals he promised Mogek.”

Lore covering a variety of disease from Crotch Rot to the Creeping Death can be found under the Read More!

Keep reading

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All around is anger, automatic guns Death in large numbers, no respect for women, or our little ones I tried talking to Jesus, but he just put me on hold Said He'd been swamped by calls this week And He could not shake his cold

And still this emptiness persists Perhaps this is as good as it gets When you've given up the drink and those nasty cigarettes Now I leave the party early, at least with no regrets I watch the sun as it comes up, I watch it as it sets Yeah, this is as good as it gets

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Anon or Not: Why did you follow me?

(Sometimes we’re curious and want to know.)

Bonus: Why do you stay?

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No man shall touch this Lord said nobody can fuck with your momma Madonna No man shall touch this Lord said nobody can fuck with your momma Madonna

Mama said, my son never been no killer Mama said, my son never been no gangster No drug dealer, no gang member Mama said, my son never been no trouble Mama said, my son never been no trouble

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Not all monsters are bad But the ones who are good Never do what they could, never do what they could

All the good monsters rattle their chains And dance around the open flames They make a lot of empty noise

While all of the bright eyes turn away As if there wasn't anything to say About the justice and the mystery

Do you know what you are? Do you know what you are?

We are bored of all the things that we know And we are forms of everything we love, we love...

If good won't show its ugly face, Evil won't you take your place? Nothing ever changes, nothing ever changes By itself

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Reblog if you are an active FFXIV tumblr ♥️

Now that I’m more active on here again, I’m looking for more ffxiv-related blogs to follow- whether they be RP/screenshot/aesthetic blogs. So, please reblog if that’s you! Reblogging for your followers to see is also much appreciated.

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You're cute enough to make one's heart stop, and smart enough to start it again ;D

“Wh... what? I-- what? I don’t... who in the...?!”

((Thank you, mysterious anon! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY. This is hilarious.))

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🤝 – holding their hand

“But he’s friendly! He’s not gonna eat you or anything. I don’t even think he’s big enough for that.”

Daniel, his back pressed firmly up against the stucco, seemed not to hear her logic. His wide eyes had locked onto Figgenbaum’s wide and drooly proto-maw, and the pointed teeth within – and beneath the slicking and pitterpatting of vinelike appendages, a quivering whine left the lad to finish in a breathy chuff.

“N-no! I just– he’s very nice, okay?”

“Come oooon,” groaned the mage girl in response. “Do it for him! Look how happy he is to see you!” Lina peered semi-exasperated at the lad from beneath  her pointy hat. Figgenbaum let out a gassy sound that might’ve been a hiss; Daniel yelped, and his boots scuffled uselessly against the cobblestone. Sadly, a further backward scramble wasn’t in the cards tonight.

“I… l-look, can’t I just say hi from over here?” Daniel raised a trembling hand to cast the creature a fractional wave, and Figgenbaum gurgled gleeful in reply.

Sighing lightly, Lina stepped toward the lad and took his hand into her own. It was delicate – as was Daniel’s grip at first, once the startled medic turned to stare her way.

“M-Miss Lina, I… are ya sure? I’m not really sure I can…”

“–Hush. Listen now. It’s just one step, then two, then three. See? He’s not gonna hurt you. Let’s do this, okay?”

Daniel gripped Lina’s hand a little tighter, and made himself take one single step toward the morbol.

Waiting patiently, Figgenbaum belched, and waved a viney limb.

- - -

((Thank you, @figgenbaums-best-friend! Daniel is TERRIFIED of morbols. Please send help.))

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“Uhm... E-Ehn, someone’s callin’ us out awful hard right now...”

(( @mathemagiks I’M DEAD. ))

studying mood: panic! at the desk-o

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(via medicalbasics)

“E-heheh... sorry, Mr. Blossom...”

(( @mathemagiks HE TRIES, I SWEAR, HE’S JUST BAD AT IT. ))

“There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice.”

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LFRP - Sebha’to Bajhiri

the basics ––––

Age: 20 

Race: Miqo’te - Keeper of the Moon

Gender: Trans Male (He/Him/His Pronouns)

Sexuality: Pansexual

Marital Status: Single

Multi-Ship Friendly: I actually don’t know what this means LMAO

Canon Divergent: I constantly waver between ‘is this canon enough?’ and ‘SCREW THE RULES’ so there you have it.

physical appearance ––––

Hair: Silver-white with purplish ends

Eyes: Pale Lavender

Height: 5′ 6″

Build: Slim, bony

Distinguishing Marks: He has the facial markings and tattoos of most male Keepers, along with a teardrop marking on his forehead and an old scar over his left eye. His ears and tail are tipped in the same color his hair is.

Common Accessories: He has a small collection of magical catalysts for different forms of magic that he keeps with him, as well as a bag with medicinal herbs and reagents that he gathers and purchases regularly.

personal ––––

Profession: He’s currently a member of the Alchemist’s Guild of Ul’dah, and is studying as many disciplines of magic as he can handle.

Hobbies: Magic, alchemy, botany, cooking (but he’s bad at it)

Languages: Common

Residence: He tends to stay in inns a lot because he doesn’t have a solid residence. 

Birthplace: Coerthas

Fears: Failure, being considered “not a real man” and being harassed for it

relationships –––-

Spouse: None

Children: None

Parents: Alive, but they’ve disowned him

Siblings: Several sisters/cousins that he’s not close to; the only one he is close to is his twin sister Rho

Other Relatives: Cousins, extended Bajhiri family

Extra: He left his family years ago, and has no desire to return. He’s not sure if they’ll do anything themselves or just ignore him.

traits –––-

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open-minded / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unemphatic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between.

loyal / disloyal / unknown / in between.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown / in between.

additional information ––––

Smoking Habits: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

Drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

Alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

RP Hooks ––––

Sebha’to is a member of the Alchemist’s guild, and takes on work for them regularly. If you’re a customer or patron of the Guild, there’s a high chance you’ve met him.

Sebha’to is an accomplished healer and if your character is injured they can know about him and definitely request to have him heal them!

He also studies many fields of magic and you may have spotted him in any of the guilds relating to a study of magic.

Do you have a Bajhiri? I’m down for plotting previous relationships! Your Bajhiris can know him or about him, depending on how distantly they’re related.

If you have any ideas, let me know!

OOC Notes ––––

Sebha’to is on Balmung and Mateus! I’m also willing to work out any details on meeting up and rping, just let me know!

I’m in Central Time (US)

I work a LOT during the day

I’m really shy. Extremely shy. I get really anxious very easily and I have trouble reading people’s tone and telling if they’re having fun with me or not. Please be patient with me ;O;

I’m open to messages/asks on tumblr!

I have Discord as well! It’s on my main tumblr, but please let me know who you are before you add me or I won’t accept the request.

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“There’s a pirate-themed Free Company party tonight! I think I got the look down...!”