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scriddler is cool sometimes but I don't generally ship them mainly because i think they're both really hot and maybe i just want them to myself

if it was unclear this is dano!riddler and murphy!scarecrow

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coping with pain by telling myself batman wouldn't cry

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saw a random guy and first thought was "he looks like jonathan crane" (specifically cillian murphy) am i cooked

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batfam core 😛

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Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

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batman vs superman remake but it's autistic vs more autistic and they spend half the movie making out

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his ass does NOT say y'all. if anything he would say you lot.

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that tweet got me really into superbat (i have never consumed a singular piece of media relating to either of them until yesterday) so i decided to watch the batman and holyyyyyyyy i am going insane. everytime he was on screen as bruce i was like "that is the most pathetic man i have ever seen i love him so much" wow

I've read so much fanfiction in the past 5 days im learning all the lore through random snippets so what i can gather of the widely accepted batfamily headcanons is:

dick is the first kid bruce adopts, he's the first robin and then becomes nightwing whose main city is bludhaven

jason is the next and he was robin and then red hood and now they are weirdly estranged for some reason because he died and came back? i get really confused about him lmfao

tim is next and he's robin too but also red robin which is somehow different

and then damian who is now the main robin but he's also the teen titans robin??? maybe???

rate me 1-10 how accurate am i

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Quotes from the Everything Everywhere All At Once Directors’ commentary, part 1 of 2

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Quotes from the Everything Everywhere All At Once Directors’ commentary, part 2 of 2

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If Wars and Dark ever got together the townhouse would devolve into pure chaos within 24 hours.

Twilight is living in a tent out back, absolutely refusing to step back in even to use the bathroom. There’s perfectly good bushes that don’t whine and moan as they’re thrown over the bathroom counter out here, after all.

Sky is begging the castle staff to let him move in. Sunny is laughing at him but No, love, you don’t get it- they’re everywhere!!! Sky had to climb up to the second floor from the outside of the house- you don’t want to know what happened to the stairs-!

Hyrule is begging his director to let him work a quadrupole. He may be hallucinating demonic entities because of lack of sleep but that’s much better compared to what he could be seeing back home.

Legend is leaving increasingly deadly traps around the house to try to discourage them. It started with a few mouse traps in inconvenient places. But now it’s a full on Cold War between them. Both sides are stubborn, bitter, and willing to take it to the extreme. Dark hasn’t worn clothes since he got there (aside from what can be worn on his you-know-what) and Legend is tarring the bathroom floor.

Wind ordered a rope ladder to hang out his window so that he never needs to walk through the house. He uses the nearest cafe bathroom and Wars credit card for food. Is considering buying a house boat on their dime if nothing stops them soon.

Wild is crying and frantically disinfecting the kitchen counter for the tenth time that day. Please, guys, he’s so happy for you, but also he cooks here? He just wants to make breakfast? But now he’s sitting here at 4AM scrubbing the counters again. He can’t even make toast. Not after what they did to the toaster.

Four is walking around revving a chainsaw as both an announcement of his presence and a warning.

And Time is considering burning the whole house down. No, really. It’s the only way to be sure the demons are purged. And he could rebuild. He has the money. Maybe with one less bedroom this time, though.

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Congrats guise we found the literally MOST toxic ship in the entire series.

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okay least to most likely who would fuck in the kitchen? whether the rest of the townhouse is home or not (looking at you dark)

-secret third thing anon

Beneath the cut for SPICE

Dark - People not home? People home? People literally in the same room?? This man has no shame. Besides, it ain't his house. He'd NEVER be able to talk Twi into doing it while people are home, but he would totally be down for being bent over that island and making a ruckus at one in the afternoon.

Warriors - Oh he's so game. Something quick and rough with the added thrill of possibly being caught? It's right up his alley. Even more fun than the challenge of getting him to keep still is the challenge of getting Wars to keep quiet.

Wild - Absolutely 100% yes. He's fantasized about it, he's tried to entice lovers to do it, he's done it at others' places before where there are fewer to no roommates. He's going to steer you away from the food prep area, though, and is perfectly happy at the kitchen table.

Legend and Hyrule - The Bunny Game, anyone?? Legend might look like he's reading alone in the kitchen, but there may or may not be one quiet, obedient Hyrule beneath the table keeping his partner warm while the rest of the house is none the wiser.

Twilight - He's still in this very excited and exploratory phase of his sexuality, so he could totally be talked into this IF nobody is home. But you know his luck. They're going to get 65-78% of the way there and somebody's going to come on in the back door unannounced, waltz right on past the kitchen doorway without glancing in and catching them in the act, and go right on upstairs without blinking. Twilight might faint from holding his breath.

Time - It's his fucking house, man. If no one is home, yes absolutely. If he lived alone and had a lover, you best believe that that kitchen island, that couch, the stairs, the office he'd have on the second floor, etc. would all be christened. It's like breaking a bottle of champagne over something, only sexier.

Those who would NEVER be caught DEAD - Four, Sky, Champion.

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What would the boy's reactions be to getting caught in the act?

Oooo fun ask is fun!! This is assuming that they get caught in their own space. Under the cut for hints at spice.

Twilight - This would be the whole blushing, stammering, cursing-under-your breath tornado of bedsheets as Twi and his partner are struggling to find their clothes and Twilight is already shouting profuse apologies. For having sex in his own bed. And someone walking in on them. The crimson shame in his cheeks is probably going to take 24 hours to fade completely.

Wild - There's a momentary gasp, a clutching at the sheets to cover his chest, and then a peal of nervous laughter. Wild would only really feel shame if he got caught in a public area of the house; if this was in his own bedroom, he'd just throw a pillow playfully and either ask his roommate to get lost or tease that they should join in.

Champion - He's out of that bed and at the door faster than anyone can blink, completely in the buff, and whoever knocked better protect their neck quick.

Warriors - There is no pause. There is barely any acknowledgment other than Warriors looking toward the door to see who stumbled in. He's not even going to wipe the starry-eyed look off of his face. He's going to keep fucking going, so either get lost or make the most of it.

Sky - Assuming he's with his Sunny, Sky is going to react much like Champion although far less in-your-face. His first priority is to cover his princess to protect her modesty, and then he's going to get into a livid shouting match with whoever just barged in on them, chasing them out into the hall with something wrapped around his waist.

Legend and Hyrule - Both of them are going to freeze stiff in the middle of the act and stare down whoever just opened the door. There's a split second of calculation -- Are they going to go away? Are they going to crack a joke? -- and if their intruder chooses violence, Hyrule's going to cover himself up to his hairline and Legend is going to launch into a tirade of expletives the likes of which haven't been strung together since the age of pirates. You bet your ass he's putting a hex on that person during the new moon.

Four - Catching him in a rare intimate moment isn't going to be good. Please, please don't do it. It takes a lot for Four to let down his walls enough to let Shadow someone in like that, and having their privacy interrupted is going to have him quietly clamming up for 36 hours at minimum. There will be a lot of avoiding eye contact for the rest of the day and any offered apologies will just kind of be waved away. Four's locking his door and setting something heavy in front of it for the next week.

Wind - He's not facing his door when he's caught in the (solo) act, and those big headphones mean that he's not really going to catch on too quick, either. He's going to double-take when the light in the room changes, and then his voice is going to break as he's screaming and throwing his headphones off and hurrying to cover back up. But you've probably already gotten an eye-full from the screens in the room. His string of curses rivals Legend's, and you can bet he's trading some rupees with said medium later that day in exchange for a hex or two. Legend talks him down to a protective ward instead.

Time - We've seen this, actually, in LMTCOY. Time's first instinct is to protect, covering his partner bodily as he sizes up whether this is a threat or just an honest mistake. He's not shy about his state of undress, and if he's going to get up to chew somebody out they'd better be ready to get an eyeful of everything. This is his room, this is their mistake, and when this man gets yelling he can strike to fear of the gods in to just about anyone.

Dark - Get ready for the money shot, babey. Dark loves having an audience.

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

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excellent work 🤷

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...stormy....

please.......

-secret anon

Alright if y’all feel ready for the murders.

It’s on the comm list.