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saddest man in film award: lee van cleef in the final duel of for a few dollars more (1965)

original screencaps i was referencing:

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Richard Dawson shares his Gene Rayburn mayonnaise fantasies on national television | Match Game '75

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fuck me i guess 🥰

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The Adam Cartwright Whump List

This is a work in progress. If anyone has Adam whump that is not listed here, then please click the Ask button and send it to me so I can add it! Thank you!

Fighting/bickering with brothers (1x01 A Rose for Lotta)

Caught in mine collapse, pinned under beam, semi-conscious, no lasting effects (1x08 The Philip Diedesheimer Story)

Knocked out (1x12 The Hanging Posse)

Fight with brother (1x18 A House Divided)

Captured, held hostage, tied up (1x22 Blood on the Land)

Head injury, bleeding, helped to walk (1x25 Escape to Ponderosa)

Struck on head with saddlebags, knocked out (2x01 Showdown)

Shot in right arm near end of ep, arm in sling (2x05 The Hopefuls)

Shot in the leg by an arrow, falls from rocks, unconscious, head wound, cared for (2x12 The Savage)

Fight (2x14 The Ape)

Shot in the leg, mostly protected by a book he was holding (2x17 The Spitfire)

Beaten up, unconscious (2x20 The Fugitive)

Shot in the head and knocked out, bleeding (2x21 Vengeance)

High fever (simply a framing device for a flashback episode) (2x33 Elizabeth, My Love)

Fighting with brothers (3x02 Springtime)

Shot in the abdomen, carried by brother, field-care, unconscious/feverish for most of episode (3x03 The Honor of Cochise)

Pistol-whipped and knocked out, carried/dragged while unconscious, helped to walk, head bandaged (3x25 The Lawmaker)

Almost hanged (3x27 The Gamble)

Dehydrated, forced to work to the point of exhaustion, psychologically tortured, starved and dehydrated, stumbling/collapsing, repeatedly held at gunpoint, tied up, collapses, thrown roughly to the ground, fight, delirious/hysterical upon being found (3x28 The Crucible)

Falls from a roof, unconscious, paralyzed, wheelchair, recovery (5x33 Triangle)

Almost drowns (6x04 Thanks For Everything, Friend)

Beaten up (6x24 Right is the Fourth R)

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Gian Maria Volonté at the Nastro D'Argento Awards, 1968

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TOP SURGERY IN 3 DAYS.

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gay people

Anytime one of them speaks the other ages by 5 years

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He's still mad about Yes or No, huh?

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I like drawing the little diamond on the bridge of his nose. Reminds me of those horses with the same pretty shape

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I like drawing the little diamond on the bridge of his nose. Reminds me of those horses with the same pretty shape

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I BEAT SPAMTON NEO!!!

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MASH s03e18 - House Arrest

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.