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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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Define 0^0 to be the smallest natural number.

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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

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quantum physicists when they observe their sciencemas present and its wavefunction collapses into coal

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i'm more than 5× your bigness

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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Coral snake medusa oc

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That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago

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Okay listen here mate,

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scrolling through my dash like oh you guys are NOT immune to propaganda.

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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

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Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

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You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest