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In my defense… sleeveless t’s are A Look™️
polycule of two beautiful lesbians and their favorite transman who cut all the sleeves off his shirts while they weren’t looking
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i don't think anyone but americans get opinions on burgers. that's my new stance on the whole thing.
#agreed. burger is ground beef (with some exceptions) cooked into a patty and put between bread (mostly a bun).#chicken burger would have to be ground chicken made into a patty and then grilled not fried#a fried chicken sandwich is. A Sandwich. Hence the name. same with a pulled pork sandwich
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My mom dresses cas’ and my dad likes to preen
I’m not like either of them
I got the
✨Recessive Gene✨
I GOT A GENETIC TEST BUT ALL MY GENES WERE SHORTS!!!
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THE WAYHAVEN CHRONICLES BOOK 3 - NOW AVAILABLE ON STEAM
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eye(s) on the prize
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BEHOLD!! the party!
more info about this au under the cut because i love it So Much
first of all, you can read what i’ve written of this au here on ao3! it’s only backstory oneshots rn, but i do have a whole timeline plotted out that i’d love to keep chipping away at. but it’s taking me forever so here’s a little summary w some spoilers!
basically:
- tommy and wilbur meet when tommy is this twelve year old scruffy little street kid and wilbur is a traveling charlatan bard. tommy steals from him. wilbur casts hold person and goes “hey you fucker give me my goddamn wallet” and tommy goes 🤩 “ok but only if you show me how to do that” and because wilbur is easily manipulated by tommy’s charming street urchin ways, he agrees. and now they’re literal crime boys and travel together stealing and conning As Brothers <3
- tubbo was raised by a cult that believes he’s a prophesied savior, so tubbo ALSO believes he’s a prophesied savior. scott smajor is a divination wizard and part of the cult. one day some stranger wanders into the cult, realizes Oh My God This Cult Is Raising A Kidnapped Child, gets in over his head, murders a cult member (not scott smajor), and causes such a ruckus that tubbo gets kidnapped 2 electric boogaloo by a surviving cult member (this time it is scott smajor). a chaotic and bloody series of events ends with tubbo completely alone in the world and not sure where to go. luckily, there’s a certain bard-rogue duo to swoop him up and pull him into their party!
- quackity is Not a warlock no really guys seriously he’s just some guy. he’s just some guy who once accidentally wandered into a cult and murdered one of the cult members (they had it coming ok) and then sold his heart to a devil who, uh, took out the entire cult after that. we connecting the dots here? yeah. when quackity meets the rest of the gang, he and tubbo stand there spiderman meme pointing at each other but in Total Secret because neither of them are eager to reveal their backstories yet. tubbo kind of hates quackity. quackity does not know what to think of tubbo. it’s fun.
i’m cutting myself off here so i don’t ramble forever but IVE ALSO DONE SO MUCH WORLDBUILDING specifically regarding religion in this au. Ask Me About My D&D AU Pantheon
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Yeah?
A l o. SX Mx zkzoon. Nds
Slab.
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To be fair, teenage boys are demons and are more dangerous in numbers
demons can be in my house iguess but keep the noise down Jesus Christ im SICK javeuou no decency
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You’re nothing.
i want to apologize for any posts that may have occurred in the last hour or so, which may have misrepresented the dee rebelpeas brand and/or my feelings on certain matters. these were not the truth and i regret making such rash decisions to post these things. i was simply going through it, as girls tend to do, and i hope you will all forgive me for this error and stick with me and this blog as i grow and learn and we can move ahead together to better and brighter posts. much love 💖🪲
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wow the election arc was so great right guys?
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