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Shrek (2001)

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Cry plays “Little Nightmares” - part 1 - sentence starters

1. “I hate dreaming of my ______ sometimes too. It’s a little strange.” 

2. “You just gotta press the buttons until they feel right.” 

3. “Sorry. I was walking into the wall, apparently.” 

4. “Nice. I’m literally a thief now.” 

5. “Come with me, little friend.” 

6. “Get in the bucket.” 

7. “You are so weak. You can’t even move things your size.” 

8. “The light’s gone.” 

9. “Take his/her/their shoes. Steal them.”

10. “Can I light this on fire?” 

11. “Burn it.” 

12. “I cannot push this. This is far too big.” 

13. “I thought it was going to be a pet, alright? I’m sorry.” 

14. “Leave me alone, demon.” 

15. “Thank God I stole ______’s lighter.” 

16. “You’re so brave and powerful.” 

17. “I hope I find a flashlight one day. This shit is hecka small.” 

18. “I can’t go this way. I’ll die.” 

19. “Light! Dude, this is sick! I can see everything!” 

20. “I think I need to do what my gut instinct told me and that is ‘jump across it’. It’s very dangerous, but I’ll do it.” 

21. “I should have done that through the door. That would have been so cool.” 

22. “Fuck the original, that shit’s old. Nobody speaks in that language anymore.” 

23. “Can I take one of these? Can I reach down and take one?” 

24. “That’s gonna kill me. Oh, shit. I don’t want to die. That’s lame.”

25. “I got a tip because I’m stupid.” 

26. “Oh god, there’s a time limit.” 

27. “This looks really spooky and shit.” 

28. “You’re not that big of a girl/boy. You’ve got some growing to do. Maybe some hamburgers, or some cheetos.”

29. “Question: can I open these drawers?” 

30. “What about the train? Can I ride the train?” 

31. “You’re really bad at being a kid.” 

32. “This is an option that has been given to me by the gods. Thanks gods.” 

33. “I may be stupid sometimes, but that was definitely one of the prime stupid times.” 

34. “Maybe I won’t break this one. This one will be our new friend.”  

35. “I don’t want to see the chaos I ensued.” 

36. “I can’t see shit, I can’t see shit, I can’t see shit.” 

37. “Hey. Let me bump some of your food, ______.” 

38. “Don’t look at me. I feel ashamed.”    

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Tom and Jerry reaction pics are my favourite

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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

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GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER DOT COM I LOVE THIS WOMAN

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“Game Over”, by Kordian Lewandowski.

http://bit.ly/1CbqsI5

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I made a book of SMALL WAYS TO FEEL HAPPY and you can buy it here

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Pennywise, "IT" (2017)

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“Stand back, kid.”

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Tried my hand at painting after 5 years of not touching a paint brush. I'm actually proud of myself for this.

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Made a bunch of @ok-ko art recently on my twitter, thought I might as well put it on here! (BTW, TKO is my headcannon, if K.O. became super agro, like becoming a super sayian).

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Understood ? Practice dude.

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BEHOLD! SPAG-MISSIONS ARE OPEN!

PAY PAL ONLY! Currently I have 5 slots open! If interested, DM me!

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BEHOLD! SPAG-MISSIONS ARE OPEN!

PAY PAL ONLY! Currently I have 5 slots open! If interested, DM me!

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do not compare yourself to leonardo da vinci