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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

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if you’re not a little bit selfish, people will eat you alive

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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hey kid. i'm a computah. stop all the downloadin

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Iconic song just dropped

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the new visuals for someone new………

PLEASE DO NOT PROPOSE DURING CHERRY WINE

i’m crying this is fucking amazing how many other secret messages does he have in these 😭😭😭

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sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up

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they got rid of the classical elements & replaced it with something called the 'four harmonious insects' so now instead of fire, water, etc we have moth, spider, leech and worm.

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My question to everyone defending the end of the live-action Lilo and Stitch.

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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

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good morning VIRGINS!!!