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family members

All muses have a family of some sort, whether it be a biological one or an adoptive one, and usually muns aren’t able to talk much about them. However, this meme will allow you to expand on your family headcanons! Have fun~

Send me a ♠ to have my muse talk about their parents.

Send me a ♡ to have my muse talk about their siblings.

Send me a ♢ to have my muse talk about their cousins/nephews.

Send me a ♣ to have my muse talk about their children.

Send me a ✎ + a family member that wasn’t mentioned in this post ( grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc ).

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shit my history prof says

some of the bullshit that’s come out of his mouth between my Medieval History and Western Civ 1 transcribed into RP sentence meme form. have a party with it, change pronouns as you need to.

“You shouldn’t walk through fire. That’s why God made it so hot.”

“Well, I’m ___, so of course I need a GIANT GUN.”

“I don’t care what fancy magic armor you wear, if a fat man with no pants hits you with a cleaver, you’re dead.”

“He’s like a walking encyclopedia of useless shit.”

“___ scared the shit out of everyone back in the day. That’s something that hasn’t changed.”

“And it was at that moment I realized there would be no peace.”

“YOU’RE THE SHIT!”

“At my age, the only thing that scares me is an IRS tax audit.”

“You can’t even get me to walk up a block to get a sandwich.”

“Come on, it’ll be fun! Do it for Jesus!” 

“This is one thing Europe is good at. Exporting violence.”

“I’m sorry, I find it a little hard to believe that a bunch of guys smoking hash can attack anything. Unless it’s like, a pie.”

“One crossbow bolt later and I learned that toothpaste makes excellent makeshift wall Spackle.”

“The question isn’t why or how it could fall, the question is how did it last that long.”

“If you haven’t seen a breast yet you need to get out of the house.”

“First thing’s first, I’m kind of an asshole.”

“And that’s why my girlfriend doesn’t take me out to nice places anymore. Which is good, because I didn’t want to go in the first place.”

“Moral of the story? When something isn’t yours, you treat it like shit.” 

“I like woodchucks. They’re the fat kids of the forest.”

“When the wind blows it’s like Satan’s hairdryer.”

“This cognac’s so expensive it’d be cheaper for me to do crack.”

“It’s like you know what they’re saying but you’re having a stroke.”

“No one likes you when you sleep with their wives and husbands and children.”

“Don’t do that. You’ll get warm. Then you’ll get sleepy. Then you’ll get dead.”

“This war takes fucking FOREVER.”

“It’s like going on a road-trip with Stalin. Like, there are fun times, where you’re in Vegas and drinking together, but then you’re digging your own grave in the desert because he thinks you cheated at blackjack.”

“He’s pretty much his sugar daddy.”

“Children are like little drunk people.”

“If you’re going to go all the way to another country and then still eat McDonald’s, you’re kind of an asshole.”

“How many prostitutes can you put in a boat? Let’s find out!” 

“I say it’s a dead dog story, but I promise there’s a funny ending.”

“It’s like crack, if crack was cheese.”

“Picture a Playboy mansion gone wrong.”

“It’s like living in some bizarre fantasy porno.”

“He smells like something from the X-Files.”

“There are a lot of ways to die, but not many quite as stylish.”

“Why? Aesthetic.”

“If you’re looking for a back tattoo this is the one you want.”

“Why does he succeed? He has a plan. Sounds stupid, but not many people have one.”

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S T ☆ R I S H

中川

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    ✶ ) @resxnantmelodies​ & natsuki

        ( ✶ ┉ Her plan was absolutely flawless, and her target in sight right at this moment. There was no way she’d fail at all. “Shinomiya-senpai~! I brought back souvineer cakes! Would you like to share them with me?”

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

                It’s a starter call!!

I can’t focus on code things any more, so like this for a, probably short, starter form the energetic spaz that is Akiko

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While not exactly new, I’m trying to bring back my utapri OC. So for anyone who doesn’t mind playing with a slightly over the top, sparkly, and energetic rising star you probably know the drill! Give this post a like or a reblog, or just hit the little follow button, and I’ll do the same!

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Ok listen, I haven’t been on this blog in like... a year almost. So all previous threads are being dropped & I’m gonna do some house cleaning before I’m active here again.

stay tuned for more updates as they come.

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LOOK WHO FINALLY REMEMBERED THE LOG IN INFO FOR THIS BLOG!!!! I’M SO HAPPY!!!!

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Holiday Sentence Starters

"Want some hot chocolate?"

"You think we have enough decorations?"

"We still have to get the tree."

"I think we need more ornaments."

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"

"I think you need a good snowball fight."

"When should we get the turkey?"

"Who's coming over?"

"Do we /have/ to go?"

"It's a costume only party, you have to wear it."

"Don't forget your gloves/jacket/hat."

"It's too cold, let's just stay in bed."

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Did you eat all my cookies?"

"We can't afford this!"

"Scoot over. Share the warmth."

"I'm cold."

"We should start a fire."

"You're a good pillow."

"Do I look like a pillow to you?"

"You think (name) would settle for just carrots? ...Y'know, the reindeer need to eat too. Maybe Santa's on a diet this year."

"Did you leave milk and cookies?"

"Are you shivering?"

"You think you got enough gifts there?"

"I think we forgot something..."

"Do you have your list ready yet?"

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❝a softer world❞ ask meme

“There are some secrets I will take to my grave. But I don’t want loving you to be one of them.”

“I said I’d love you forever, and I really meant it at the time. I guess that’s my problem.”

“Maybe cats will take over when we all die. That’s a nice thought. I hope we all die.”

“I want to open a travel agency that sells tickets to places that only exist in dreams. Try to find that cheaper online.”

“I like my witches like I like my books. Properly respected for their cultural importance.”

“If weird public sex is wrong, then being wrong is wicked hot.”

“There will always be someone better than you. But, on the bright side, who cares?”

“It’s better to burn out than to have to keep living.”

“Literally every creature should be more afraid of you than you are of it. Because you are terrible.”

“I’m not unreasonable. I don’t want to live forever. I just want to live longer than everyone else.”

“I’d like my obituary to hint at a sequel.”

“All anyone talks about are the elaborately staged psycho-sexual murders. I also have a dog walking company.”

“I would kill for you. But then again, I like killing.”

“Before we teach computers to love, maybe we should teach them about personal boundaries.”

“You won’t believe this one weird trick for getting through your day! Crying!”

“Doctors hate me! I don’t blame them. I’m garbage.”

“Live every day like you already died. Be quiet, is what I’m saying.”

“Wherever you go, there you are, murdering more people.”

“If there’s one thing in this ugly, ruthless world I can trust, it’s kitties.”

“Truth is stranger than fiction if you don’t read much.”

“Life is a party. Enjoy yourself, quick! Before somebody asks who invited you.”

“I would throw myself down a flight of stairs if only you would love me. Well. Also if you won’t.”

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       She’s just gonna curl up and fall asleep now.

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So I’m forever frustrated that I can’t find a translation of the Ono/Terashima version of The Dream Goes on. However my very inexpiraced self has maybe possibly figured out one line, and if not it at least sounds good on it’s own: 

A heart with love and dreams becomes a shining star

frustratingly enough I know the words in the next line but can’t seem to put it together in a sensical way ( it’s something like “it never ends, wonderful dreams go on.” but i’m not entirely sure... )

but what i have there will work good as a tag line for Akiko and Miyuki tbh.

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   ( ✶ ┉ “You’re always comfy. Didn’t you know?” At his reply to her question earlier Akiko laughed, her cheeks tinting pink, “That’s really cheesy Kira.” Not that she was complaining really.

   ─── ❝✶: ❝I’m comfy now?❞ he asked with a quirked brow amused. To her question he answered with a smile on his lips. ❝Admiring your shine.❞ 

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    ( ✶ ┉ “That’s good! Because you don’t just look comfy, you actually are.” She replied with a grin before humming. “What cha up to?”

   ─── ❝✶: He chuckles a bit when she laid herself across his lap. ❝You’re welcome to stay.❞

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     ( ✶ ┉ “No you don’t understand. Guys with deep singing voices are a gift from god. There’s just something especially wonderful about those bass voices.”

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     ( ✶ ┉Don’t mind the small blond laying herself casually across your lap, “You looked comfy!”