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“Look mom! I found me a helicopterus!” || sergey_polyushko

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@quartzyy It's very pretty, right?

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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Your spelling and grammar is atrocious. I have corrected it for you below:

Bc Because you're my best freind friend.

I support your posts.

I support you.

This morning I learned that Clumsy Smurf has a blog. I learned this because, last night, he reblogged most of my posts without tagging anything, occasionally with weird comments.

@quartzyy Why are you like this?

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Thank you, Clumsy.

you and me!!! :3

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Ladybug, ladybird, lady beetle?

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If my reply to "pharaohgargamel" seemed harsh to you, you should be glad this isn't Smurfette's blog. She probably wouldn't talk about wanting to kill him like I did, but there is no one in the world who hates Gargamel more than Smurfette does.

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I know that you, like me, are interested in alchemy and magic, do you know about ancient Slavic magic (which is still real in the Carpathians)? (Don't be surprised who the question is from, and be friendly)

The source of the image is linked here.

Go fuck yourself with a rusty smurf, and then die in a hole, you rotten bastard. "Be friendly," as if you haven't been trying to commit genocide on us for years now. I hope the next time you go into a human town, a robber slits your throat and leaves you to slowly bleed out.

The only reason I don't kill you myself is because Papa Smurf says that killing our enemies will make us as bad as they are. You've traumatized me for life, you've traumatized everyone in both the Village and the Grove.

If it weren't for Papa's rules, I would rip open your stomach and feed your guts to the wolves. I would boil you alive in a giant cauldron and watch as you died slowly. I would take pleasure in it, because it would mean you wouldn't be able to torment my family anymore! But no matter what I did to you, I would never be able to hurt you as much as you've hurt me.

But Papa Smurf says that killing our enemies will make us as bad as they are. So I can't kill you.

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This morning I learned that Clumsy Smurf has a blog. I learned this because, last night, he reblogged most of my posts without tagging anything, occasionally with weird comments.

@quartzyy Why are you like this?

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Shylock was a victim. Antonio was a vile man despite his melancholy.

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Hi Brainy your my favorite Smurf I have two questions one what's your favorite color ( mine is ♥️ red) and two do you have a crush on smurfette.

Thanks cutie

My favorite color is pink.

As for Smurfette... no, I do not, because I have actual good taste. Also, after reading these posts by humans, I'm 99% sure I'm gay.

Do not call me "cutie" again, I do not know you.

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Do I get a badge for this? I want a badge for this.

I have earned a badge for my amazing posts! I will display it on my blog with pride.

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I would like to earn more badges. How can I earn more badges?

I have earned a badge for my amazing posts! I will display it on my blog with pride.

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I have earned a badge for my amazing posts! I will display it on my blog with pride.

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Tailor Smurf has zero taste in fashion.

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Hello! I am now accepting asks. I will answer them.

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Time for a fun little analysis of one of my favorite lines in Hamlet: “I am but mad north-north-west; when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.”

First, the context: he’s talking to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern after figuring out they were spying on him for the king, following “My uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.” Later, as soon as he drops this banger, Guildenstern doesn’t have a chance to respond because Polonius shows up. 

Now, the dissection. “But mad north-north-west” implies that he’s only as off-key as a compass that points a little northwest instead of north. The “southern wind” was seen as a “remover of melancholy”, so this was very telling of him. A hawk in almost every context is a spy, and a handsaw is a tool, or a friend. 

Finally, the summary: Hamlet was saying that his mind was only slightly askew, and when it was clear of melancholy (as, we can assume, it was in that moment, because the actors were coming and the thespian in him was excited) he knew the difference between a spy and a friend. And he managed to convey all of this in a way that was practically incomprehensible, adding to his assumed antic disposition.

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AS LONG AS YOU ARE ON EARTH, YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT GEOLOGY.

THIS NOT A BUG, THIS IS A FEATURE.