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"My Robotvac hoovered up my soul after I sneezed it out..."

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"Wanted: clone w/ sense of humour. Non smoker. Must not mind adverse conditions. Apply w̶i̶t̶h̶i̶n̶"

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"They sat on his couch and then he said it: 'That's how it is in a capitalist economy.'"

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"I am all up in your Rdio playlists gurl."

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"Sometimes, I lay an outfit out on the bed and pretend I've been raptured."

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"He knew it was over when she deleted her shared blog."

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"So sad that she watched Angela's Ashes to cheer her self up."

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"Prophetic Status Updates"

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Do you think Tilda Swinton is a nice person IRL?

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"He was the most successful at being the least successful."

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"U r invited 2 my stinky medieval pizza party. R.S.V.P"

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"Slain by the words: G R O U P  E X E R C I S E"

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"She knew it was funny, but she could not say why exactly."

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"Increasingly worried that I might have watched everything on N E T F L I X"

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"With his last breath, he beckoned his children and said, "Let's do a selfie."

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"She was a Canadian with an AMERICAN ego."

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"The butcher struggles to keep his friends. It is hard for him to mince his words."