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you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh

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the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

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just listened to bowie’s “Glass Spider” for the first time and this song is so Goooooood? like, how have i never listened to this one before??????? the man never ceases to amaze.

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Me, putting my sheets into the washing machine: this is going to be the best gonna smell so good be so soft and comfy

Me, having to put the sheets back on: why does god allow suffering

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No April Fools joke that staff tries to pull will ever be as good as the 2016 lizard election

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I think i’ve cracked the code

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reblog if you think boys can wear dresses

proving a point to my entire family

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“Actually, I’ve been playing some blues lately. I’ve done a couple of tracks and I usually end up singing and not screaming; it’s in the range where I can put some passion into it. The funny thing is, I actually can scream. I just did this track for Scotty Moore on a Sun Records tribute. It starts off very quiet and then the guy screams because he’s totally pissed off … I did a version of that and I screamed it. The problem is that I can’t do it all night.”

(Brian May)

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Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.

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Important.

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i just want to be walking down a vast castle hallway at midnight in a beautiful silk gown holding an eleborate candelabra is that too much to ask

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its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)

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When freddie mercury said “i don’t like star wars” that shit HURT

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deaf accents are beautiful and its okay to struggle with accepting yourself! u dont need to change for anyone!!

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”