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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak
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Autistic 19th century dandy: my safe foods are Cornish game hen and malted milk
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
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We’re so due for another show where Jared Harris warns everyone something bad is gonna happen and they get mad at him for saying so and then he’s right. One of the best genres of tv
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talking to my lesbian friends about how george sand was called a lesbian even though she fucked chopin and they were like “i’d fuck chopin too” “yeah he’s like neutral ground” what
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A 30-piece Matryoshka doll made at “Igrushka” wooden toy factory in Semyonov. Photo by V. Izvolensky (1966).
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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