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Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

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girls

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Oops I embarrassed her

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Swimsuit by Dif漫@DifmanM

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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Untitled by sugag

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WANNA FIGHT???

Girl who crumples like dollar store tin foil at the thought of someone tickling her wants you to know she's super tough and will not put up with your bullying 😤

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Angel of the Third Heaven

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...babe I love you but please don't watch yugioh while we're being intimate im begging you. Im glad you made the decisions you did yesterday.

Should I fuck my girlfriend first or watch Yugioh first?

I have such a busy afternoon.

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ouchy!

splittin

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LechugaTime

https://x.com/joracekuj0

https://www.instagram.com/___lechugatime

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メカ子の地下アイドル by sukabu

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A trans woman Donald Ducking it is so hot.

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I need to be horny on this blog more often. But all my horny thoughts are boring "hurr durr im a bottom". I thought i made this blog to post lewd writing but apparently im a coward lmao

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confession: (i’m a cis woman and bi for reference, strong female lean tho/i only date women) the idea of having a cock gets me off. like, i’ll read fanfic from the top’s POV and get off to them describing what it feels like inside. i’ll come to reddit threads titled “what does sex feel like for men?” i will watch porn of guys getting off with toys and imagine what it feels like if i had the dick inside of the toy. i bought an insertable strap and have come jerking it off like it was my dick (it has since been broken because i jerked it too hard :/). i have added male masturbator toys/fake pussies to the cart when shopping online to fulfill the fantasy so many times and have only stopped myself because of the cost. i get so fucking horny about the idea of having a dick and being inside a woman it’s not even funny it’s the fastest way to make me come. there’s nothing more disappointing reading fic to get off from the tops pov and they don’t detail what it feels like inside. i go literally feral for it. i cannot wait to be able to use a strap on someone. i need to replace my insertable one :(

SAME OH MY GOD FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME. it makes me so sad to know that i'll never know what it feels like to stick my dick inside a tight hole. genuinely depressing, i just want to cum inside someone