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ATTENTION EVERYONE

THE OLD ME IS DEAD. I HAVE KILLED HER AND TAKEN OVER HER EXISTENCE. I AM EXACTLY THE SAME IN EVERYWAY EXCEPT I AM SEXIER.

I DO NOT KNOW WHEN I TOO WILL BE KILLED AND REPLACED WITH A SE-

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ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

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Platonic RP Starters

“Dinner! I made your favourite!”

“You’re definitely drunk.”

“Come on bro, no shame in hugging it out.”

“I think you need to lie down.”

“Quit hogging the couch!”

“Hey, are you okay? You’re making me kind of worried.”

“Don’t lie to me! I can tell. Your mouth is doing that twitchy thing!”

“What do you reckon? Does it look good on me?”

“That’s it! I’m taking you out for some fun!”

“Let’s go commit a crime.”

“That’s the last time I’m going anywhere with you.”

“Aw c’mon, I need a wingman!”

“Okay! Fine! Fine! I admit it! I took the last slice of pizza. Now quit it!”

“I’m not getting in a car with you. Not after last time. No way.”

“Please look after yourself better.”

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send “hold this.” to toss my muse a weapon.

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Happy birthday :D

"Aww! Thank you!!~"

She smiled wider than usual, clasping her hands together. She just seemed super psyched about it, hands moving to intertwine together, falling down to her waist.

Happy child.

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What is your favorite/favourite food?

Spyder paused for a moment, hand curling around in different directions to scratch at her head. The movement made a little 'skritch skritch' sound, and she pondered for a second.

"Hmmmm, my favorite food?"

She took yet another moment, hand curling back around before she let out a deep cackle.

"SOULS OF THE DAMNED."

Her voice stayed cheery, but her grin grew wider. She stared, deadpan, for quite a few moments before she giggled. She waved her hand, as if dismissing the entire notion.

"Haha- I'm kiddin'!! My favorite food is actually just alfredo!"

She grinned, hands going behind her back before standing quite childishly. What a dork she was. A dangerous,, probably knew how to kill someone,,,, dandy lil dork.

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Ask my Muse ANYTHING. There are ZERO LIMITS!

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Send one for a Scenario!

{Send the symbol + reverse for the opposite!}

♥ — Hug my muse!

♦ — Kiss my muse on the forehead!

♣ — Tickle my muse!

♠ — Massage my muse’s shoulders!

◘ — Stroke my muse’s hair!

♪ — Rub my muse’s back!

♫ — Kiss my muse’s neck!

☼ — Hold my muse’s hand! 

► — Lay your head in my muse’s lap!

▲ — Share a blanket with my muse!

◄ — Pull my muse to sit in your lap!

▼ — Share a bath/shower with my muse (writer or sender’s choice!)

✿ — To put a flower in my muses hair!

★ — To lean on my muse’s shoulder!

♫ — To sing to my muse!

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B A B I E S!! //

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😔

Spyder settled on a tree stump, hair falling over her face. She felt completely out of it, one hand cupped under her chin. Her green eyes watched her other arm, which split and twisted, skin color turning to black near where her hand would have been.

She swore it was outrage- outrage towards her former friend. Well- she thought they were her friend. She thought they had loved her, platonically, of course.

But she had left too many trails, and her scheme had been caught.

So, naturally, she had to get rid of her evidence. Even if that meant harming her former friend. Where was that friend now, she wondered. Where could they have possibly gone to manage escape from her watchful eye? Where could they have gone to manage escaping her web?

Her typical smile fell to a frown.

How preposterous! Surely she'd be back!

But, Spyder knew better than that. She truly was delusional. No one could deny that. She could act all she wanted- no one could deny she did something completely off the scales. Her friend wouldn't be back, and it made her upset.

Her frown trembled a bit. Her head fell the slightest. Her other arm flopped down and relaxed, returning to a normal state. She really messed things up this time, huh?

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Send me an emotion and I'll make a short fanfic of my muse acting out that emotion

Bc baby :)

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What type of spiders do you like?

Spyder tilted her head, thinking for a moment.

"I'd have to say black widows! They're cute, yet very dangerous, and I think that's cool!"

She grinned, clasping her hands together. That wasn't terrifying at all.

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Ask my Muse ANYTHING! They can’t refuse an answer, must be 100% honesty!

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Spyder hummed for a moment, locked in thought, mouth finally fading from her grin. It didn't last long though before her grin spread over her face again.

"I may have some sort of paper somewhere, let me check my stash!"

She turned away, hands moving to her feet-length skirt and pulling it up. She walked off for a minute, and it was rather quiet for a good few heartbeats.

She returned with a spiral-bound notebook and some pencils, still grinning as she held them out, dropping her skirt back to the ground in the process.

"Here you are!!"

🐥

Spyder shifted, seeming to toy with some bones in her hands. Although- unlike a usual human's arms, her's almost seemed to drip into a near oil-like substance, reforming into normal skin at around her hands. They were long and... Noodle-ey. Because yes, that is totally an adjective.

She smiled, blonde hair falling over her eyes. She liked these bones. These were her bones!

She giggled. It was glorious. Kind of lonely! But, glorious.

[[I'm not sure if it'll tell you or not, so I'll tag ya! @fnafslgaming ]]

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She blinked, then moved her hand up. Gripping some locks of hair, she pulled the blonde strands aside. It was.. Just another eye. The same green color, normal scyleras, everything.

"It's just my eye. I just didnt feel like moving my hair!"

She let her hair fall, hand falling back down to her side. Curious. She was odd but.. Fairly, everyone's met someone who seemed off. It wasn't but a moment before she was moving again, even if a simple tapping of her fingers. She just couldn't sit still.

It was kind of annoying, but probably shouldn't mention it to noodle-arm lady.

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Spyder shifted, seeming to toy with some bones in her hands. Although- unlike a usual human's arms, her's almost seemed to drip into a near oil-like substance, reforming into normal skin at around her hands. They were long and... Noodle-ey. Because yes, that is totally an adjective.

She smiled, blonde hair falling over her eyes. She liked these bones. These were her bones!

She giggled. It was glorious. Kind of lonely! But, glorious.

[[I'm not sure if it'll tell you or not, so I'll tag ya! @fnafslgaming ]]

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noPE!~

Here. Safe.

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Spyder gave another small giggle, and it honestly sounded really fake. It was actually a little 'tee hee' instead of any legitimate laugh.

Either way, a real or fake giggle, she slightly shifted and her coiled up arms slinked back to a normal appearance. It was interesting to look at but.. Weird at the same time. But, as quickly as her arms retracted, her hand reached back out. With her index finger outstretched, she poked the other on the forehead.

"Well, there's always plenty more hugs where that came from!"

She took a moment, hands going behind her back for a split second. Though, they quickly moved and pressed to her sides, fingers drumming against her sides. Hyperactive much.

"Say, I don't think I ever told you my name! I'm Spyder!"

Spyder child, pls. Chill.

🐥

Spyder shifted, seeming to toy with some bones in her hands. Although- unlike a usual human's arms, her's almost seemed to drip into a near oil-like substance, reforming into normal skin at around her hands. They were long and... Noodle-ey. Because yes, that is totally an adjective.

She smiled, blonde hair falling over her eyes. She liked these bones. These were her bones!

She giggled. It was glorious. Kind of lonely! But, glorious.

[[I'm not sure if it'll tell you or not, so I'll tag ya! @fnafslgaming ]]