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BASIL! DON'T FOLLOW DORIAN INTO THE ATTIC BASIL!!! HE IS NOT THE MAN YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ANYMORE! HE CORRUPTED YOUR PAINTING BASIL !! YOUR GAY PAINTING!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A RORSCHACH TEST AND SALVADOR DALI PAINTING'S LOVECHILD!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE BASIL!! HE HAS A KNIFE BASIL!!!!!!

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Bathtime

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I think the first time Tom sees Greg cry it be 100% code red its the end of the world type thing in Tom's head.

Like Tom would have said something incredibly odd and vaguely insulting and Greg starts tearing up and Toms like oh god I am the worst human being alive they should lock me up and throw away the key Greg is never going to want to be around me again and why should he I am fucking monster.

And Gregs like: I touched some peppers and rubbed my eyes Tommy what do I do :(((((((((

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kiss or bite?

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hi friends! i’m currently on jobseekers which is like, unemployment benefit and it is an Abysmal amount in the uk plus you barely get any help actually finding a job, and until i go to uni in a few months i will have very little income and i’ve dipped into my savings already so it’d be awesome if anybody would want a commission? i do sketches and full colour art, sfw and nsfw, on a variety of media and ships including succession/tomgreg, x files/msr, ted lasso/tedbecca, good omens/aziraphale/crowley and would be open to more, those are just medias i have done already/am personally into. examples of my artwork is here!

sketches would be £5 which is roughly $6.37 and full colour would be £20 which is roughly $25.50 [£30 if you’d like a comic or a page of multiple panels. multiple related pieces also available with £15+ for each extra piece.]

i have both cashapp and paypal and of course we can discuss details in either dm on here or you can ask for my discord and we can go from there. if you can’t comm please consider boosting, thank you so much! 🥰❤️

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All the outfit refs I used were from old Ralph Lauren catalogues I just feel like it’s important to say that

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HUGS!!! a

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you made it pretty clear you didn’t want me

succession 4.09 church and state

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i’ll grab a leg and drag you down to the cold floor of the fucking atlantic ocean just for company, okay?

succession 4.04 honeymoon states

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no, greg! back to my room. get the fuck back in there

succession 4.06 living+

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wait for me. okay. wait for me.

succession 4.04 honeymoon states

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nerosporus

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from doubledoink on twitter

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Tom never stood a chance with the way these two eye beg. 🥺

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if you really think about it, tom wambsgans achieved mother AND daddy status at the same time. an action with almost no precedents. he's our queen AND our king AND our princess diana. he's also a loser, a freak, and a gay icon. truly an extraordinary accomplishment

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just remembered that tom wambsgans sat across from lukas matsson and listened to him say “you can be ceo but i’m gonna fuck your wife” and tom left that conversation happy, telling greg “we’re gonna be okay, i think i can keep you”

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my dumbest succession headcanon is that greg has severe seasonal allergies, though really they’re basically year round. he’s a disgusting sneezy little blobfish who takes a dangerous amount of antihistamines (he frequently takes the wrong kind and falls asleep at work from the drowsiness) and is forced to carry around nasal spray 24/7 and wads tissues up his sleeves. tom is absolutely disgusted by this (but also kind of aroused.)