#this...

[thelegendofclarke]

*Finding out Brooklyn Nine-Nine is cancelled*:

[indiainswiftland]

Soooo... are we going to address the fact that Queen Charlotte is a very well constructed story with interesting storylines, likable and well rounded characters, a beatiful narrative and that it also has something of value to say about love, and loneliness, and friendship and duty? And that this is most likely because it is not based on any Julia Quinn's books but solely on the characters?

[finalproblem]

The Simpsons • Season 27, Episode 2 • “Cue Detective”

[mournfulroses]

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, from a letter to Maria Gisborne written in September 1822, featured in The Letters of Mary Shelley

[ennunanaiurov]

Mini Mini Maid Cafe

[ynsk24dec-blog]

[!!!] Sope Interview.

[astaroth1357]

Meet Your Match (MC v. Satan 4):

*Satan and Belphie are having a brainstorming session in the library and the MC pops their head through the doorway. They both shut up immediately and squint their eyes*

MC: What'cha doing in here?

Belphie: Get out MC, we know you're working with Lucifer...

MC: I don't know what you're talking about.

Satan: You've gotten in the way of my past three assassinations, MC... That's not a coincidence.

MC: Well... you're right. But I promise I'm not working with Lucifer.

MC: I just enjoy the challenge. *shurgs* Clever minds make clever schemes.

*they wink as hold up a pair of Lucifer's shoes*

MC: I'll be taking these to Solomon to uncurse them now. Come up with something a little less noticable next time, won't you?

*leaves the doorway and there's a moment of silence*

Satan:

Belphie:

Satan: Damn they're actually good at this...

Belphie: Should we convert them to our side?

Satan: Maybe after I'm done being mad at the little vixen....

[theworldsmosthatedakacr7]

Griezmann's a good boy, he's my neighbour - he lives next to me - and he deserved it. But he will win for sure one day - I hope so.

Cristiano Ronaldo UEFA Best Player Award 25th August, 2016

[shirade]

[yunhogf]

[January 1, 12:00 am] dictator!renjun rises to power, mark’s orders no longer having any influence over the dreamies and their antics.

[marisashinx]

"That's Natsu... My dear younger brother..."

[turbolainen]

[ncrtandi]

how can they put this scene in and still kill off clover i-

[somer-joure]

It’s a song! Thing. Yeah. Anyhow, this is for @world-builder and was originally inspired by @kerbabbles Musical Falls AU. It’s a really rough draft, and it’s just me singing a capella (I need to learn how to orchestrate things), but I had fun with it. I thought it would be fun if, early on the hypothetical musical, one of the kids asked Stan why he’s a conman and if Stan responded with a 100% in character, extremely cynical lie (Cuz people are dumb and ya can make money off of dumb people, kid. Now stop asking). In song form.  

Lyrics under the cut. 

Nobody wants to know the truth. Nobody wants to know what's real, what's wrong, what's fake— They wanna be fooled. Nobody really wants to see The seams and the snares, Hey, kid, they just don't care. Ya distract 'em and they'll give ya green. Nobody wants to look too close. Nobody wants to read the fine print, give 'em the bold and they're already sold. And nobody's really all that brave, What's true is too much for these rubes but a touch Of a sham and they'll rant, hey they'll rave. It's easy as pie. It's easy as just Two lies for a laugh, And then prevaricate to give 'em a fright. Then tapdance 'round the background—they'll doubt if your story's too tight. Ya just suggest. They'll make up the rest themselves. Just wait and see. You'll confuse 'em You'll always ruse 'em Because... Nobody wants to be the dupe. Nobody wants to know the truth Is what they avoid or admit they've been fooled. Everybody's happy to pretend Just to keep living. Pretend's what I'm giving, Oh, watch me work Watch me give it right down to the end. Hey ma'am? Customer 1: Yeah, sir? Stan: I can carry that wallet. Looks heavy. Hey, sir? Sir, Look here, Yeah, I'd call this a deal Customer 2: It's a steal! Stan: There's appeal in befuddlements Packaged and pricetagged so low, Had ya any sense— Customer 2: Sold! Stan: So, kid, you ask my why I do the things that I do. Did you hear the clink of the cash in the drawer? Do I gotta rehash just what it's all for? *Insert 8 to 16 measure dance break here* Nobody wants to know the truth. Nobody wants to know 'bout petty crime or misspent youth, Or who was wrong, And who was right, Or why old men don't sleep at night. Nobody needs to know.

[submeowers]

[eighthmark]