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thank you for having the best fwhip ever actually cause i just saw the most horrid fwhip design and had to come onto your blog as a refresher thank you for your service

thank you!!!

But I don't think we should call any character design that :(( unless it was offensive in some way but I doubt it was (I hope)

anyone should be free to post their own design without being compared with others actually !!

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filling the wplace shaped hole in my heart got me doing pixel art

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his hate transcended for just a moment so he won't be the only one dying that fight

also my joel and jumbobeans...... something seems about that guy

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boat boys mention right before I go to bed JUST SAY YOU HATE ME (August 1 and you made my month already)

KLHIDFKLSNLKS SORRYYYY if it makes it better, I am finished for now because i have to go to sleep as well </33

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to my fellow joel enjoyers in my asks................. he will be back

(((boatboys too)))

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hey. anybody else think about the canonical kidnapping and torture ? i don’t think fwhip leaves her side for a week after that (+ gem design notes under the cut

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you know what time it is guys

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goes insane HIIII ok so I'm asking this anon bc I'm. embarrassed. but apparently I've been enjoying your art for MULTIPLE different characters and ships without knowing u were the same person

I came to Tumblr for ur boat boys art but I got jumpscared by the fhwimmy fanart I enjoy so much

NOOO don't be embarrassed !!!!

but it is quite funny (because I thought my art is quite clockable jsjdjsjfnie)

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YOU HAVE DOOMED ME I CANNOT DEAL WITH A FWHIMMY OBSESSION IF I WANT TO PASS MY CLASSES

PASS IT FOR THE FWHIMMY, MAKE THEM PROUD !!!!!

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hi! would it be ok if i printed out some of your art to use as stickers? they'd be completely for personal use and not sold (i'd love to buy stickers, but you don't have a shop from what i can tell D:)

I'm so sorry for the late answer but of course !!!! Everyone is welcome to print anything of mine out as long as it's for personal use <3

also I do not have any shop, no! but ugh selling stickers sounds fun.....

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FWANCHERS

my friend @kiwibaskerville is so smart they came up with that name

hehehe i see you are a fwhimmy enjoyer may i introduce you to a ship i have lurking in the back of my head, deputy ranchers! it is fwhip/jimmy/tango entirely based on the crossover/double life bc fwhip was like really idk if obsessed is the right word but definitely entranced? by tango? i think that’s a good word for that. and then obviously for tango/jimmy there’s double life and for fwhip/jimmy it’s empires. it actually exists in a fic im writing(there’s like twenty thousand other ships lol i made a web it looks insane) but only in the background it’s just really fun. also i am chewing on your art/pos. it is very crunchy i like the lineart a lot

listen

listen

I've been in that boat for a while, mostly because it's the unofficial ship of my hunt au hbjefdcjdcxnvjfkkbvj AND NOW I PUT IT EVERYWHERE

jimmy and fwhip just need that... buffor between them sometimes, the one that will make sure they don't actually mean the insults they are saying

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my friend got me to work on smth I didn't do in a while BUT you only get the most scuffed wips of it for now KJGCBKJSDFB

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hehehe i see you are a fwhimmy enjoyer may i introduce you to a ship i have lurking in the back of my head, deputy ranchers! it is fwhip/jimmy/tango entirely based on the crossover/double life bc fwhip was like really idk if obsessed is the right word but definitely entranced? by tango? i think that’s a good word for that. and then obviously for tango/jimmy there’s double life and for fwhip/jimmy it’s empires. it actually exists in a fic im writing(there’s like twenty thousand other ships lol i made a web it looks insane) but only in the background it’s just really fun. also i am chewing on your art/pos. it is very crunchy i like the lineart a lot

listen

listen

I've been in that boat for a while, mostly because it's the unofficial ship of my hunt au hbjefdcjdcxnvjfkkbvj AND NOW I PUT IT EVERYWHERE

jimmy and fwhip just need that... buffor between them sometimes, the one that will make sure they don't actually mean the insults they are saying

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So like. I was tangentially aware of Fwhimmy before but I hadn’t ever really engaged with it, right?

And then I saw your recent art. And then your other art. And all your wonderful fwhimmies have spoken to my soul.

And now a few hundred words of Cod Empire worldbuilding that I slapped together months ago in a random phone note have suddenly become several thousand words of a potential Fwhimmy au with a dedicated document.

Curse you for doing this to me during finals season (thank you for doing this to me) (I’m having so much fun)

YESSSS WE LOVE TO HEAR IT !!!

Gosh I'm so happy people are getting into fwhimmy still, especially if I can say I helped with that !!

ALSO PLEASE DO SHARE DETAILS IF YOU WANT TO

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}{ Warning for implied consensual non-consent.

The Codfather's Court AU

Jimmy groaned when he came out of the council room and saw fWhip waiting for him. "Good, you're done," said fWhip, following the mer as he strode down the hall in an attempt to get away. "What was I asking before your meeting - oh! Right, forging techniques. So, saltwater is obviously the easiest to get, but it won't work for all metals. Are oil quenches more common? What kind of oil? Or do you bring freshwater in from somewhere? Do some of the islands around here have a decent source of freshwater, or are the desalination techniques here sufficient to keep up with forging demands on top of everyday use for drinking water and the like?"

"Like I said earlier, fWhip, I don't know," said Jimmy through gritted teeth. "I'm not a smith!"

"Oh, yeah. That's fair." fWhip paused at a window to appreciate the sun setting over the water, then hurried to catch up as Jimmy descended the stairs. "Are there extra fortifications around the palace and marketplace to prevent erosion and water damage? I've seen the way the water levels in here get all wibbly wobbly when you or Lizzie get angry, and I'm pretty sure you guys are strong enough to even affect tides and stuff. Or at least she is. So does that ever cause problems for - "

fWhip gasped as Jimmy whirled around and slammed him against the wall. He'd planned to step just out of reach whenever Jimmy finally snapped, maybe lead him on a chase like they were in the swamp again. But he was used to a Jimmy who was shorter and slower than he was, and he hadn't yet learned how far back he needed to step to avoid a Jimmy who was significantly bigger and stronger.

Not that he was complaining. Jimmy's weight pressing against him, his breath warm on fWhip's face, was more compelling than he'd expected. He almost didn't hear Jimmy's next words, too busy staring at his lips.

"First of all, you haven't earned the right to call my sister by her name," snarled Jimmy, tail swishing in irritation. "Second, enough with the questions! Stop following me around everywhere! Go look things up in the library or ask Pixlriffs if you're so curious."

"Hmm...nah." fWhip grinned, feeling smug that it had only taken three days of following Jimmy around to make him this angry. "You're the one who made me part of your court. You want me around so badly, then I'm going to be around."

"This is the only warning you get." Jimmy's fistful of fWhip's shirt clenched tighter. "I'm. busy. When I want you, I'll summon you. Stop pestering me, and stop asking me questions."

"Make me."

The words were barely off his tongue before Jimmy's mouth was on his, kissing him savagely until his knees were weak. "Good strategy," he gasped when Jimmy pulled back, "until you need to breathe."

Jimmy rolled his eyes, then hoisted fWhip over his shoulder and set off toward his personal quarters. "Fine. You want my attention, you've got it."

fWhip struggled in Jimmy's grasp, smacking him in the face with one wing and wriggling out of his hold. "Ooh, so close," he teased when Jimmy made a grab for him and missed. "I might be yours now, but that doesn't mean I'm going to just give in and let you have me. Gonna have to work for it, Codboy."

He evaded another lunge and took off down the hall, grinning as he heard Jimmy give chase. Maybe it was just his hunger making him lightheaded, but there was something intoxicating about being pursued, even knowing there was only one way this would end.

Still not entirely familiar with the palace layout, fWhip tried to double back using a smaller passageway off to one side, only to round the corner and slam right into Jimmy's chest. "Got you," Jimmy growled in his ear, and fWhip shivered. "Seems like you have an awful lot of energy to burn off."

"Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?"

fWhip's taunt earned him a sharp tug to his hair and a kiss that turned into a sharper bite on his lip. "That's simple. I'm going to wear you out until you can't even walk to dinner."

Jimmy kept his promise. When he finally got up to clean up and find his pants, fWhip stayed where he was, more interested in catching his breath than trying to stand just yet. Jimmy moved toward the bed again, and fWhip was beginning to wonder if he planned to carry him to the bath when a knock sounded on the door.

He couldn't tell exactly what was being said, but from the urgent murmur he gleaned that Jimmy's attention was needed for something important. "Take as long as you need," Jimmy threw over his shoulder as he pulled on a shirt. "You can head back to your own room whenever you want."

"Gee, thanks," muttered fWhip to an empty room as the door clicked shut, pushed himself up onto his hands and knees, then flopped back down onto the mattress. "I'll just...stay right here for a little bit, actually."

The next thing fWhip was aware of was Pixlriffs coaxing him out of bed and into a tub, and he couldn't help but whimper when even gentle movements felt like too much. "I hate him," fWhip said, scrunching his face. "Why is he so damn good at - "

He snapped his mouth shut, refusing to admit that Jimmy was anything other than insufferable, and Pix laughed. "Here, lean back against me."

fWhip obediently settled into Pix's hold with a sigh, leaning his head back on his shoulder. He should feel more embarrassed about letting someone else wash him, but he was too tired for pride to make an appearance. He shouldn't be this exhausted, even given Jimmy's inhuman stamina, but then, it had been a long time since he'd gone two months without feeding. He needed to find a solution soon, before wearing out easily was the least of his worries.

He turned his head to one side, finding himself with his face mere inches from Pixlriff's neck, and took a deep breath. "Oh...you smell nice," he mumbled, nosing closer. "Really nice."

Pix chuckled. "Why, thank you," he said, and didn't ask questions despite the mild confusion in his voice. "Goodness me, you are tired, aren't you?"

fWhip sighed and forced himself to turn his head away. At least he wasn't embarrassing himself by drooling. "You have no idea."

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Your Empires s1 jimmy is gorgeous!!! Makes me regret not coming into the Fandom earlier than s2.

HI THANK YOU!!!!!

And don't worry, I got into s1 I think at its end? Or after it finished? I don't remember sknxisbdoajcis and I still didn't finish a single pov

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i saw the tweet and it made me think of them... yeah.......