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the ancient lich king was sealed beneath the streets of baltimore 10,000 years ago

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

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About to do Goblonia! We're trying to start a story arc instead of being only episodic now! Stream here

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just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

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