sshadyjess
sshadyjess
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sshadyjess 1 hour ago
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sshadyjess 1 hour ago
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so like can i piss on ur cock when i can鈥檛 hold it anymore or what
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sshadyjess 2 hours ago
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absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever
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sshadyjess 2 hours ago
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Til the room smells like grape surgery. Lol!
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sshadyjess 2 hours ago
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Stones are only as soft as we are. IX/24
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sshadyjess 2 hours ago
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ma'am, if you do not plainly enter in a plea of "guilty" or "not guilty" I will be forced to hold you in contempt of court, you cannot plea "teehee oopsie!"
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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pro tip: if your child isn't very good at keeping up with an essential life skill, you should absolutely make them feel ashamed of it to the point they'd rather hide the problem than risk letting you see it
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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sshadyjess 5 hours ago
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the cloth mother/wire mother gijinkas are wonderful. If I may be so bold, I would like to request that you draw them making out sloppy style, if you weren't planning on doing so already :) have a wonderful day
can i interest you in umm uhhhh
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sshadyjess 7 hours ago
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50 shades of Pavlovian puppy purple
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