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I think I need to walk into the fog and disappear. I think I need to go.

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Still find it wild that people dont forget me the second im not talking to them. What do you mean things remind you of me and you think about me when im not there?

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If someone offered me dice or some cool rocks my dumb ass would probably follow them to their van and get kidnapped or some shit

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I love being a fuckin’ weirdo with my sister. We went to an aquarium where they had an injured crow that couldn’t be released back to the wild and he was bobbing his head and cawing at us, and we fully just stood there bobbing up and down and cawing back at him like absolute psychos.

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Cutey cutey romantic moment because I need the serotonin. And a hands insert shot because I apparently hate myself.

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wow that's crazy *hits bong*

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Odysseus, butt ass naked and slaying suitors:

Suitor #1: I’m not gonna lie, I see why Penelope stayed waiting all these years… the dude is PACKING

Suitor #2: …

Suitor #1: n-not in that way of course

Suitor #2: What another fucking way could you mean? That was the gayest shit I’ve ever heard

Suitor #3, rushing over: Ayo did you guys see the size of the kings di—

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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OK, but what if you cuddled up to me in bed and I made a cute little noise and did a little happy wiggle? Ever think about that?

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actually the hottest thing a man can do is ask how you're feeling and care about the answer.

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can i interest you into getting stupid fucking high with me

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i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person

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nothing makes me feel dumber than being introduced to a boardgame with more than three rules

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward