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Titans Live Action Starfire?

Personally, #IStandWithAnnaDiop. It’s okay if you don’t agree with me because everyone gets their own opinions. That’s okay. I’d like to give an honest critic of Titans Starfire. 

I’m not saying that Diop should have gotten Starfire because her skin is darker and African American. Diop is Senegalese-American; don’t just bash Diop for having a darker skin color and being her race (don’t be racist). Diop is a good actress (subjective) and that is why she got to play Starfire. Even if her acting is not spot-on (it’s not shabby if I say so myself and no one’s perfect), it’s pretty good and evidently DC thought so because she got the role. 

Some of you out there are saying that Diop is not suitable for the role because of her skin color. Well, take Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy. Was there an actor who had the same shade of skin as Gamora? No. Okay, or example from Titans itself. Was there an actor with skin like Beast Boy’s? No. Now take Starfire. Her skin is orange and she’s from Tamaran. Are there any Tamaraneans on Earth? Are they going to find an exact match? Obviously not. All they can do is try to find a good actor and then do a make-over to make her Starfire. Diop has been put into a Starfire costume (albeit not so good) and that’s the best we can do. They’re not choosing people who have the physical traits as Star as much as they are choosing those who can copy Starfire’s brave sprit. They want someone who can be the fierce warrior Starfire is but also the loving and caring Starfire. Starfire is fueled by emotions, and that’s why they need the actor that best represents her emotions. 

Now costumes I can say a different story. People have the right to be proud of their appearance so I don’t think Diop should change her skin color permanently (I don’t know if this is possible or not) to fit this role. Costumes, however, are not permanent. I’m sure Diop would look like a much better Star if they clothed her in a better costume. The best Diop (or really any actor playing Starfire) can do is put on the most authentic wig and the most accurate costume (within the budget of course). Good CGI also helps. 

To conclude, I’m not the biggest fan of Titans. I think they need to work on their imaging and costuming more. But this has nothing to do with Diop as a person. Diop portrays Starfire, and not terribly. The only thing that should be done in the case of Starfire is spending more on Starfire’s costuming and perhaps the CGI of her star bolts. That way Diop’s Starfire can represent the Starfire we have known a little better. 

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Teen Titans Review FanFiction

All “FanFiction” works in this story are completely fictional and are not pulled from anyone else’s FanFictions. All usernames are also completely fictional and all names similar or the same with real FanFiction users are completely coincidental. 

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“Dudes, emergency!” Beast Boy shouted, pulling on the emergency alarm switch.

Robin was the first to respond. “Beast Boy, what’s going on?”

Beast Boy was silent.

Robin ran to the main frame, frantically typing. After a minute, he stopped, as the other Titans ran in.

“Beast Boy, there’s no trouble.” Robin grouches. 

“Please don’t tell me this is another one of your ridiculous pranks.” Raven monotones. 

“I am confused. Please, someone explain what is going on over here?” Starfire interjects confusedly. 

“Beast Boy, there’s a reason why there’s a sign next to the emergency alarm, if ya know how to read, grass stain.” Cyborg points out. 

There is a sign next to the emergency alarm. Pull for emergency. Emergencies Only. 

Raven started to open her book. Starfire reached for Silkie. Robin and Cyborg started for the kitchen. 

“Guys, wait! The emergency is there.” Beast Boy yelled, pointing at the large plasma-screen, projected with an image of FanFiction. “People are writing crazy things about us.”

And that was how the Titans discovered FanFiction. 

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Trust and Betrayal > by TaraMarkovIsNotTerra

Terra’s betrayal strikes the team harshly, even though they don’t talk much about it until she supposedly returns.

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - Terra, Beast Boy 

-Reviews-

@ TheRealStarfire: I do not comprehend as to why someone would know all of these personal informations. 

@ Raven: I don’t smile that much. 

@ MaskedWonder: Someone went through my crime files...

@ BB: Terra’s not evil! 

@ BooyahMan: What do y’all think you’re writing about? 

@ GenericSchoolGirl: I thought Terra was dead when she sacrificed herself to save the city. 

RobRae Foreves > by Rae-Rae

Robin and Raven are like totally dating and like Starfire hates it so she tries everything to get Robin’s attention but then Raven totally notices and they kick Starfire of the team so like yeah. No flames plz. RobRae

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - [Robin, Raven], Starfire 

-Reviews-

@ TheRealStarfire: Robin would NEVER do the that. 

@ TheRealStarfire: I must also incinerate this terrible author. 

@ MaskedWonder: Raven’s like my sister...

@ Raven: Disgusting. Starfire can be irritating sometimes but I wouldn't kick her off the Titans. 

@ Raven: Poorly written, terrible grammar and spelling. 

@ BB: I only have one chapter...

@ BooyahMan: At least you GOT a chapter. 

Abandoned > by MidnightDreams 

Robin breaks up with Starfire after a drunken night. The next morning the team awakes to find Starfire gone. StarOC

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - [Starfire, OC], Robin 

-Reviews-

@ TheRealStarfire: What horribleness...

@ Raven: At least the grammar is okay. But the content...

@ MaskedWonder: I would never ever do that to Starfire. 

@ TheRealStarfire: A Tameranian’s love is forever. 

@ TheRealStarfire: Friend Robin would never do that. 

Darkness > by BirdsOfAFeather

Starfire leaves for Temerian to be Grand Ruler. Dejected, Robin turns towards the darker side of the tower. RobRae

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - [Robin, Raven], Starfire 

-Reviews-

@ TheRealStarfire: Knorfka Galfore does not give up easily. You make it sound like he is the rutha before he died. 

@ TheRealStarfire: How dare you write my people are the stupid savages. I might have the more incinerating to do. 

@ Raven: FanFiction is disturbing. 

@ MaskedWonder: Are there any good ones at all? 

@ BooyahMan: Where is Cyborg?

Girl Fight > by AwesomeWriter

Raven and Starfire fight over Beast Boy. Self-Explanatory. RaeStarBB Love Triangle 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire 

-Reviews- 

@ Raven: Totally realistic. *sarcasm*

@ TheRealStarfire: Friend Raven and I would not fight like that. 

@ TheRealStarfire: I do not like friend Beast Boy in THAT way. 

@ BB: Uh...

@ MaskedWonder: Starfire belongs with Robin. 

Surreal > by MysticalUnicorn

Malchior busts out of his book prison, landing in Raven’s mind, Nevermore. Raven-Centric, MalRae

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - [Malchior, Raven]

-Reviews-

@ MaskedWonder: Didn’t we lock up Malchior at the end of the battle with the Brotherhood? 

@ Raven: Absolutely vile. 

@ BB: He destroyed our tower AND broke Raven’s heart! 

@ BooyahMan: The rebuilding took ages. 

@ RorekOfNol: Malchior is thankfully still locked up. 

Forbidden Love > by XXBRXX

AU. They are opposites, but opposites attract. BBRae, minor RobStar. 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - [Beast Boy, Raven], [Robin, Starfire]

-Reviews-

@ MaskedWonder: Decent. 

@ BooyahMan: Great, but wish there was more of Cyborg. 

@ BB: Good job, dude!

@ Raven: Much better. Vivid details are good. 

@ TheRealStarfire: Congratulations, friend! 

@ GenericSchoolGirl: I should be getting back to my test. 

An Apprentice Forever > by SleepySmile 

What if Robin remained Slade’s apprentice?  Robin-Centric. 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - Robin, Starfire, Slade 

-Reviews- 

@ MaskedWonder: I would never leave the Titans like that. 

@ BooyahMan: Those days were dark. 

@ GenericSchoolGirl: Slade is evil. I’m glad he’s dead. 

@ Raven: Slade always finds a way back...

@ TheRealStarfire: I would never lose the hope for Friend Robin. 

@ LabEmployee: We worked hard on those prototypes. 

Tyrantverse > by AFlipOfTheCoin

The adventures of the Teen Tyrants. RedFire 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - [Red Robin, Blackfire], Red Raven, Tempest, Arsenal 

-Reviews- 

@ MaskedWonder: That world is screwed up. 

@ Raven: Red Raven’s look is too pink and cheery for someone of her darkness. 

@ TheRealStarfire: If she was Gemini, the other Madame Rouge, then where was the real other me? 

@ TheRealStarfire: Other me reminds me of my sister. 

@ BB: Glad there wasn’t an evil doppelgänger of myself. He would be really scary. 

@ BooyahMan: I could beat ya any day, anywhere. 

@ Electric: I’m so glad Raven transported me to the right home the second time. 

@ Illusionist: Thankful Killowatt came back. 

Lost In Time > by HistoryGirl

A battle with Warp brings Cyborg back to the past. Specifically, his past with Sarasim. CySara. 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - [Cyborg, Sarasim]

-Reviews- 

@ BooyahMan: Tearjerking. 

@ TheRealStarfire: Warp is a very bad man. 

@ SaraSimms: Her name sounds like mine. 

@ Raven: Well written. 

Titans East Tales > by Smilie 

A collection of tales of the Titans East. 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - Bumblebee, Aqualad, Speedy, Más, Menos 

-Reviews- 

@ BuzzingBee: Finally one about Titans East! 

@ MoreOrLess: Nos gusta mucho! 

@ Arrow: My hair looks cooler. 

@ SurferDude: Not bad. 

Dystopian Future > by Plotie

What if the Brotherhood of Evil won? 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - Beast Boy, Raven, Cyborg, Starfire 

-Reviews-

@ MaskedWonder: I can’t believe I let myself get frozen by a brain in a jar. 

@ BooyahMan: Y’all did great when we beat the Brain. 

@ BB: Still can’t get over the Brain Freeze. 

@ TheActualStarfire: We would never let the Brotherhood of Evilness win. 

@ Raven: That’s a really depressing dystopian. At least it beats the world getting incinerated by my evil demon dad. 

@ CaveMan: Gnark. 

@ Crystal: Great job, everyone! 

@ QuickerThanYou: Sorry I was late. 

@ Hex: You’re not sorry. 

@ WeatherDuo: That was epic! Lots of fun! 

@ WrestlingChick: Pantha remains undefeated. 

@ MaskedWonder: See, there’s no way this could have came true. 

The Tournament of Heroines > by CartoonJunkie

The Tournament of Heroines. Title is self-explanatory. 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - Starfire, Raven, Terra 

-Reviews-

@ GenericSchoolGirl: Interesting, gives me deja vu. 

@ TheRealStarfire: I knew I had a bad feeling about the Master of the Games.

@ Raven: How did they know what was going on? 

@ GameMaster: The inside of the gem has really glitchy WiFi. 

@ SilverAndRed: Bad memories. 

@ Crystal: The gem’s interior was stuffy. 

@ Hex: We should have known before. 

@ BuzzingBee: Terrible. 

@ Wonder: You said it. 

@ WrestlingChick: There wasn’t even a prize. 

@ ShiningSwords: I’m not a hero. 

Sea of Trash > by GreenPlanet 

Aqualad battles undersea pollution. 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - Aqualad, Beast Boy  

-Reviews- 

@ SurferDude: Where did they get all this information from? 

@ BB: I feel sorry for the turtle me. 

@ BB: I got a joke. 

@ Trash: Do you ever feel like no one wants you? 

@ Recycling: Not really. 

Blood Red > by RoyalRebels

Red X kidnaps Starfire to make Robin jealous. Eventual RobStar. 

Teen Titans - Rated IDK - English - [Robin, Starfire], Red X

-Reviews-

@ TheRealStarfire: I would put up more of a fight. 

@ XMarksTheSpot: I don’t really think that’s my style. 

@ MaskedWonder: Red X was a mistake. 

@ XMarksTheSpot: Got to go steal more xenothium. Internet really drains the small computer. 

@ MaskedWonder: That’s not what the built in console is for! 

@ XMarksTheSpot: Whatever.

@ MaskedWonder: ...

@ XMarksTheSpot: You should change your username to @ Chuckles Kid. 

@ MaskedWonder: You should go to jail. 

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“Titans, trouble. Red X.” 

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Haha...

Aang: It wouldn’t kill us to meet some new people.

Sokka: Uh, for the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be fire nation, or the carriers of unusual pathogens...

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Inactivity

Sorry guys, I just came back from a 2-week long vacay (no wifi) and now I have to finish a 30 page report for school on a very short deadline so...

I’m sorry for being inactive last two weeks and also until I finish the report 

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Teen Titans Go! To The Movies Credits

*Interference, fuzzy images of the original team appears.* 

Beast Boy: Is it working?

Cyborg: Almost got it...

Starfire: Hurry, there is not much time. 

Raven: They need to know we’re still here.

Cyborg: Booyah!

*Robin directs the camera at the entire team.*

Robin: This is the Teen Titans. Can anyone hear us? “We think we may have found a way back.”

*Signal is jammed again.*

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Teen Titans Season 6 is coming back!?

I don’t even know if this is true or not but APPARENTLY Teen Titans is coming back according to some ad on the Teen Titans Go! To The Movies movie. I'm not sure if this is true. it’s probably just a web rumor though. I’ll find out when I watch the movie for real. 

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This is hard to believe. If I can trust my eyes through video, that seems highly unlikely to be photoshopped so I think it might be true. 

The ending of Teen Titans GO! to the Movies.

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Toph is so cool. 

Toph Beifong (北方拓芙) - Avatar the Last Airbender S3 - Episode 2

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HW

Sorry, I can’t write a RobStar Week entry for yesterday or today. Thoroughly occupied with tons of homework. Like, for example, reading Around the World in 80 Days for school. 

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RobStar Week Day 5

Prompt Was Gender Swap But Actually...

I can’t write gender swapping for the life of me so here is a random other fanfic I wrote. Robstar, of course. It’s also kind of short. Sorry. I’m time crunching cause of school. 

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Words of a Boy Wonder

There are so many words in the world. It’s possibilities are endless. And words to describe her are endless too. I’m never going to tell her this but she’s my everything, my guardian, my shining star.

Batman always implied that emotion was a weakness. I shouldn’t get involved with a member of my own team. Love could be used against us; it was to be forbidden. It was a weakness. She showed me otherwise. She proved to me otherwise. For her, I removed my mask, and for only her. For her, I was transparent. For her, I tried. Emotion was a wonderful thing, and she was the one who showed me it.

She is pure good. Pure happiness. There isn't many people in the world like her. I’m constantly saying I’m a hero while she’s the real hero. A hero isn’t all that I am. She’s far away, and I’m on the line. The line, the brink. Whatever you call it. It’s all grey to me. One step to cross the line. It’s so close. I crossed it once, dressed as Red X. I fully regret that and I’ve crossed back, but if it’s that easy to cross before, how do I prevent myself crossing the line again? The first time, she helped bring me back. If she ever leaves, where would I be?

I admire her selflessness. She once nearly married a green pile of jelly to save her planet. I know, in her place, I wouldn’t have done so. I would have ran away. I would have failed. I’ve failed my parents, Batman, and even she herself. I failed my team. Each time I ran away.

She is emotional, selfless, pure, and she will forever be my shining star. My secret shining star. Not even she knows.

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RobStar Week Days 2-4: Cosplay/Dance/Tokyo

I’m crazy lazy and busy so I combined Day 2, 3, & 4. But the fic will be longer than the day 1 one, though. Day one one!? Also, sorry about the Japanese because it’s Google Translate and the server who is speaking bad English does NOT represent my opinion on Japanese people. I did it to show how annoyed he was NOT to say that Japanese people are all bad English speakers.

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“Beast Boy, I told you I don’t dance with morons.”

“Hey, take that back.”

“No.”

“Fine. Pretty please with tofu on the top?”

“Beast Boy, I am not going to dance.”

Starfire and Robin walked in, sitting at the table, while listening to Beast Boy and Raven argue about the dance later that night for the umpteenth time. It was Robin’s hope, however, that they would keep arguing so that Cyborg would not turn his teasing attention onto himself and his alien girlfriend.

“This sushi is simply delectable, especially with the mustard.” Starfire said, alerting everyone of her and Robin’s appearance at the table, much to Cyborg’s glee.

“So, if it isn’t everyone’s favorite couple? One day official and the city’s already crazy about the two of you. I, on the other hand saw it coming miles earlier.”

“So, it was that obvious,” Robin groaned.  

“Man, you and our girl Star here have got the hots for each other since we became the Titans. Ain’t a surprise to us. Even B and Raven could tell.”

Beast Boy and Raven nodded.

“It is the okay. Remember, Raven can feel our emotions.”

“And what I feel right now is a bunch of lovey sappy emotions emitting off of you. I’m going to be sick,” Raven rose to leave.

“Wait, Rae, aren’t you gonna dance with me?”

“Does it look like I want to, Beast Boy?” Raven deadpanned.

As Raven and Beast Boy disappeared amongst the crowd, Cyborg stood up as well. “Well, I’m gonna head off to the buffet line again. Man, Japanese all you can eat is amazing.”

Starfire and Robin stared at each other. Starfire hopefully, and, uh, Robin quite nervously.

“Robin, would you wish to partake in the dancing?”

“Uh, Star,” Robin was going to say that he did not dance. He felt the answer on the tip of his tongue. “I don’t really, I mean…” This was Starfire. This was bright green orbs staring at him. This was the classic, endearing puppy face. “Sure.”

“Glorious!” Starfire took his hand and practically yanked him away from his half eaten plate towards the dance floor.  

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Robin and Starfire spun as one. They were one. Robin and Starfire. Starfire and Robin. It seemed nothing could pull them apart. Only the two of them and the beautiful music from the Japanese band.

“Starfire?”

“Yes, Robin?”

“Um, uh, er, you, stunning, uh…”

Cut off by a kiss. Short, but sweet.

Someone wise once told Robin that life wasn’t counted by the amount of breaths that we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

This was one of them. This was perfection. This was happiness.

And the ship of happiness continued to sail even as they broke away from each other, continuing their special dance of joy until…

“Robin, look! Friend Raven is feeling better and she is dancing with Beast Boy!” Starfire squealed, floating. “We must make the haste to see how she is feeling.”

Robin tugged gently on her arm, grounding her. “Star, Raven didn't mean it literally.”

“Oh, well…” Starfire tapped her index fingers together. “Then we shall get the drinks and accompany our friends.”

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“May I please have a mustard in the large size?”

“Foreign mustard, no, no stock,” the server said.

“That is okay. I shall have the zorka berry juice instead.”

“We no sell zorka juice. Hurry up and choose from available menu. Isoge.”

Starfire continued to confusedly mention beverages she enjoyed to the server, who seemed to wear an expression of annoyance until Robin intervened.

“Uh, my girlfriend will have water.”

The server gladly handed over a glass of ice water and Robin quickly pulled Starfire over to their friends, who were currently arguing.

Well, Beast Boy and Cyborg were arguing. It was the famous meat and tofu argument.

“Well, I’m eating this meaty goodness, so deal with it man.”

“Dude, how can you still be eating? And eat chicken? I’m a chicken. Sometimes.”

“So?”

“If I was a chicken, would you eat me?”

“No.”

“See?”

“It’s different.”

“What don’t you get? It’s the same between me and a chicken.”

“Why don’t you two morons knock it off?”

Silence.

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“Robin, do you see the human children over there?” Starfire said.

“Yeah, what about it Star?”

“They are wearing our uniforms. Why are they pretending to be us?”

“Starfire, they’re cosplayers. Considering our popularity after defeating Brushogun and Beast Boy boasting about it, most people in the city know who we are.”

“Oh, how wondrous! I must go and introduce myself,” exclaimed Starfire, pulling Robin along with her to the kids.

“Greetings, I am Starfire.”

“We know who you are,” said the little boy dressed as Robin. “The Titans are famous.”

“Yeah, you saved us,” said the little girl, who was dressed as Starfire. “Arigatō.”

“Can you both sign an autograph for me?” asked the little boy’s younger sister, a Raven, while smiling shyly.

“And can you sign one for me too?”

“Onegaishimasu. Remember to say please and thank you after she’s done signing.”

“Me threee.”

“My turn.”

Starfire and Robin were crowded with children, who were begging for autographs. Maybe it wasn’t a perfect romantic night for two, but it sure was the perfect last night for the Titans in Tokyo.

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RobStar Week Day 1 Entry

Falling

I wasn’t really sure if “falling” meant “falling in love” or literal falling so here is the first option since I thought of it first. Italics are flashbacks and thoughts.

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A punch thrown with a little too much force and suddenly she was falling. Off the cliffside and to certain doom. Where was her masked savior now? Was he still too intent on winning to notice? He had been rather distant lately. Slade, it seemed , was all he thought about. Slade, whom she hated. Slade had taken away her loved one. Thoughts crashed through Starfire’s head as she fell.

She smashed her lips onto his for a long moment before pushing him away.

“If you wish not to be destroyed, then you will leave me alone.”

But he did not leave her alone. He had saved her. Their first meeting, and he already proved to be both a formidable adversary and caring friend.

“I am sad for my sister.”

“And for yourself?”

“I am just glad that the truth was discovered before I was replaced.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Well, you...everyone was having such fun with her, and then Cyborg said-”

“Look. Your sister was interesting, but she could never take your place.” Robin smiled. “No one could ever take your place.”

Robin, her best friend. Robin, the one who made her smile and always knew the right thing to say. Robin, the one she loved.

She was dancing with him. They were in bliss and the only sound was the peaceful waltz music. They spoke nothing because everything was already understood.

She thought she understood him. Did she really? She tried to believe she did.. But she was falling. Where was he?

It seemed there were two Robins. There was the one that she knew and loved and trusted. Robin, who smiled and comforted her. Robin, her best friend and lover. He had assured her that he–no, not he, they–were more. They were Robin and Starfire. Starfire and Robin. Or so it seemed after the kiss in the Tokyo rain.

“Maybe a hero isn't all that I am. Maybe I could be...maybe we could be...”

“Robin?"

“Starfire?”

“Stop talking.”

And despite the pouring rain, their lips met together in a moment of sunshine and bliss.

After the Tokyo incident, Robin promised to save her whenever she fell. He promised he would always be there for her. Always.

“Star, I’m sorry. Dammit. I can’t believe I let you fall.”

“Robin, it was just the training. I am fine now.”

“But what if I let you fall, and you don’t come back?”

“My people are most resilient.”

“It doesn’t matter. I promise that I’ll never let you fall again.”

And he pulled her into a tight hug.

The other Robin was different. Robin, the team leader, always on guard and would stop at nothing. And when Slade came back again, it became too much for him. Everyone worried. Especially Starfire.

“Robin, please stop. You need to take the rest and do the hitting of the hay, yes?”

“Starfire, you’re in my way. Slade won't rest until he destroys the city and I won't rest until I stop him.”

“Robin, please.”

His response was only to trudge out the door in a trance-like state.

Starfire followed him. The entire team did. If he didn't rest, neither would they. Sure, it was unhealthy but Robin needed support.

“Starfire, what are you doing here? I can handle this by myself. You don’t even care about stopping him.”

“I put the safety first, but that does not mean that I do not care about the mission. What if you need the saving?”

“I can handle myself.”

Punch, kick, slice. A quick glance. She was still falling.

“Starfire!”

An uppercut. Robin groaned in pain.

“My dear Robin, you cannot save her. Your teammates are history and the city is mine.”

Excruciating pain. Agony.

Running. And then falling. He had jumped and for a split second it seemed like they were going to both plummet.

Then a rope. A grapple. Safety. He had kept his promise. Level ground.

“Starfire, can you hear me?”

“Robin?”

“Are you okay?”

“I believe I am the O and K now. I thank you. I am truly sorry for doubting you, for believing things.”

“Star, you had a right to. You’re my... girlfriend. You have a right to be concerned and even angry or disappointed.”

“I am concerned… Robin, Slade is gone.”

“It doesn't matter. I’ll deal with him another day. This fight – it made me realize that you, your safety, our friends - matter more than winning. What matters is that you’re safe and that tomorrow, we’ll still be a team.”

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Late RobStar Week Submissions

So, basically I just spent a week without WiFi (Internet) in the woods so I couldn't post any of my submissions for 2018 RobStar Week so far. Therefore, today I am going to post all the submissions from Sunday until now today. 

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Hello

IDK why I even have this post but here it is. 

Pleasant greetings to everyone!

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Un-activity

Sorry for being really inactive. That’s because of two reasons: 

1) School. In the summer. Not summer school. REGULAR school in the summer. Got it? Thanks!

2) RobStar Week 2018. I’m trying really hard to make some of the stories REALLY good so it takes time. 

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Kole

Cyborg: I can’t believe a little girl like you was so tough. *While walking next to Kole*

Kole: What? You think only big guys can be strong. 

*Raven and Starfire walk faster to keep in line with them, obviously irritated*

Starfire: *Irritated* Well?

Cyborg: *Sheepish, scared* Uh...no. 

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Most Glorious Moments of Revolution (Episode 33)

*People celebrating, shouts of joy*

Cyborg: The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July. *Very wide grin*

Starfire: Please, this is a celebration of the July or the number 4?

Robin: Neither, it’s Independence Day, sorta like America’s birthday. 

Star: Oh, should we then bake the America a cake?

Beast Boy: No cake and no tea. *Cuts to a gag slide* See it all started back in 1492 with this tea party in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm, anyway, the Brittish were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea but they were all like “Dude, we’re sick of your nasty ol’ tea and your crummy English muffins.” So they decided “Revolution!”

(Note: In the gag, Cyborg is dressed as the King of England while the rest of the Titans, including Beast Boy, are the colonists. This may be a reference to Cyborg being a meat lover and trying to get Beast Boy and the other Titans. In real life, all of the other Titans most likely eat and like meat. However, this gag is from Beast Boy’s perspective so it may be a reference to how he usually thinks that the other Titans side with HIM on the meat debate.)

Raven: Where’d you learn history? A cereal box? *Beast Boy’s face falls*

BB: What’s your point?

*Raven sweat drops.*

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Rob: Don’t look.

*Cuts to scene of Jump City civilians. A civilian with a white and blue striped t-shirt and glasses on looks at the hypnotic-screen. His vanilla ice cream slides of his ice cream cone as his eyes become blank.*

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Mad Mod: I’m reclaiming this city in the name of jolly ol’ England. And you all have to bow down before your new ruler, King Moddy I. 

*Evil laughter*

Mod: That would be me. *States matter-of-factly as if the civilians don’t know it’s obvious that it is him*

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*In the midst of battle.*

Raven: Can you please stop talking like that? *Beast Boy is talking in British English and his hair is styled in a British fashion*

BB: You’re just jealous because I sound like a rockstar. *With heavy British accent*

*Cuts to gag of Beast Boy playing the electric guitar in front of a large audience and on a stage with bright lights.*

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*Cy throws open the large doors of Jump City Hall* 

Cy: City Hall. We should be able to hide here. *Enters. BB, Raven, and Star follow.* ‘til Mad Mod’s tanks come to tear it down. 

Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was gonna say. 

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*After Mod is defeated and Robin’s youth is restored. Star flies from offscreen with pink hearts over her eyes.*

Star: Robin! *Flies over and hugs him. His face flushes and drops Mod on the ground.* You are unwrinkled!

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*When the Titans are distracted, Mod tries to sneak out. However, the Titans notice and lightning bolts of anger appear over their heads. Mod turns back sheepishly and as he does his underwear becomes exposed.*

Raven: *Cringes* Okay...really not something I needed to see.