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Everything, Everywhere, All at Once (2022)

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*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

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Me as a writer: It must be perfect, or they will all know I am a fraud, and no one will love me.

Me as a reader: Give us your tired verses, your poor prose, your half formed 2am conceptions yearning to be realised-

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nobody on earth is funnier than the winners of the bulwer-lytton fiction contest

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Introducing: the Stanford Font

After many hours of tedious work, I can finally share with you my recreation of Ford’s handwriting in Journal 3!

Have you ever wanted to be able to make your own Journal entries and make them look authentic? Perhaps you just want to write “I love you” in Ford’s beautiful, sweeping lettering? Now you can!

It’s in no way perfect, mainly due to my complete lack of font-creating experience, but I did my best to make it as accurate to the Journal as possible! Below is a quote from the page labeled “July 18th”:

You can download Stanford here!

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oh my god wait can you post the blacklight version of the plaidipus page i want to make sure i wasn’t just imagining it

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SHOTGUN 

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a writer who writes the most fucked up “dead dove: do not eat” problematic pairing and fully tags and warns for the content they create will always be worthy of more respect in my eyes than people who call others weirdos because of who they ship. This is because a writer who writes disturbing things but gives me plenty of warning about them has demonstrated, regardless of what happens in the fic, that they value the consent of real people, and that they value my consent to see such content and will always offer me the option to avoid or withdraw. On the other hand, a purity cultist who demands I explain my trauma and exactly why I might be drawn to dark content, regardless of whether they’re the purest fluff writer to ever write, has demonstrated a lack of respect for my boundaries and the attitude that they are entitled to whatever they want to take from me. 

There are a lot of things that bother me about purity culture, but I think the most disturbing is that it clouds the very definition of consent, and then teaches this confusing version (you must consent to deep dives into your trauma and how it affects you for the benefit of strangers who have already decided you’re a bad person, and not consenting to that automatically makes you an abuser, also no one can consent to reading or thinking about disturbing content ever because thinking about it means you want it irl) to young, vulnerable, and often traumatized individuals, thus making it harder to understand their trauma and easier for them to ignore the real warning signs of abuse (like demanding that you agree with the abuser otherwise you’re literally the worst and most harmful person ever) because it teaches that abusers only come in one type, and that all abusers are “nasty shippers”.

This is especially dangerous because real life abusers teach their victims that the abuse is happening because the victim is a bad, evil person. One of the diagnostic criteria for PTSD is literally “Places undue blame on themself or others for what happened”. Teaching traumatized people that consent is a luxury only “good” people are allowed to have is incompatible with support for abuse survivors. tl;dr a writer who tags “dead dove: do not eat” has demonstrated respect for the necessity of consent. A purity cultist who sends anon hate has demonstrated a lack of respect for consent. 

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Hey guys, a huge thanks for the 900 followers

We are getting closer to the 1k boyos! I’m so excited

To celebrate, I am hosting a Stanley Pines drawpile, very similar to the one Eregyrn did

The rules are simple:

-Draw your version of the Stan while adding mine in the picture, doesn’t matter if you think you can’t draw, just go for it! You won’t be judged in any way

-Reblog the post with your Stan added

-Send me via DM your transparent Png of your version of Stan, so that I can make one definitive drawpile of all the Stans in the end (must be 300 dpi minimum)

-Every version of Stan is accepted! AUs, Hc, you name it! If it is Stan, then it’s 100% allowed

-Feel free to post your version of Stan after you do all these steps! And make sure to tag “Stan Pines Drawpile”

And that pretty much covers it, I’m looking forward to see what you guys will bring to the table =)

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anyway the best gravity falls fandom thing of all time is still those two blogs that were like, run as if it was ford and fiddleford writing them in the 80s and theyd like make text posts about journal stuff and occasionally tease each other in reblogs and it was mostly just silly lighthearted journal based posts and asks being answered for a while but then you realized they were following the book timeline too and eventually the fiddleford account posted that probability of failure graph written on a napkin with what was obviously meant to be teardrops on the table next to it and the ford account kept making increasingly frantic posts until posting something about stanley coming and then going completely dead and the fiddleford account started slowly deleting its own posts over time until all that was left was a single post that said ‘if i could remember you id miss you’ in code on a red velvet background before the blog was deleted entirely. like i dont know who set those up but id like to shake their hand/s

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being held at gunpoint to make this blog and post these

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Zombie Mixes

(Some more strictly zombie than others) Zombie Mix 2006: Love Never Dies 01  Man With The Hex (Atomic Fireballs) 02  BRAINS! (Voltaire) 03  Walk Like A Zombie (HorrorPops) 04  Engel (Rammstein) 05  Lovers’ End (Birthday Massacre) 06  Living Dead Girl (Rob Zombie) 07  A Face In The Crowd (Eye Butterfly) 08  Snake Chase (from the Lexx soundtrack) 09  Zombie (Hampton String Quartet cover of the Cranberries) 10  Forever May Not Be Long Enough (Live) 11  Re: Your Brains (Jonathan Coulton) 12  I Don’t Like Candycorn (Moose A. Moose/Noggin) Zombie Mix 2007: My Boyfriend’s Back 00  Requiem (Final Fantasy VII Soundtrack) 01  Purgatory (The Crüxshadows) 02  Devil’s Night (from the Crow soundtrack) 03  I Put A Spell On You (Natacha Atlas) 04  Unsolved Mysteries theme song 05  TARDIS / Dr. Who Theme (4th Dr. Ver.) 06  Symphony of the Living Dead, part II (Zombie Girl) 07  J-E-N-O-V-A (Black Mages ver.) 08  Astro (Six String Samurai soundtrack) 09  I’m All Bloody Inside (Liam Lynch) 10  In the House - In A Heartbeat (28 Days Later soundtrack) 11  I Will Survive (The Puppini Sisters) 12  Nosy Neighbor (The Ditty Bops) 13  Good Bye Used World (Hellsing soundtrack) 14  My Boyfriend’s Back (Alice Donut)

Zombie Mix 2008: Long Shamble Home 01  Garbled (Silent Hill 2 Soundtrack) 02  Evil Corporate Zombies (Foamy the Squirrel) 03  Zombies Vs. Robots (The Flaming Tsunamis) 04  Zombies Ate My Neighbors (Single File) 05  In Our Talons (The Bowerbirds) 06  Red Right Hand (Pete Yorn) 07  Call of the Night (The Zombies) 08  (Please Be My) Zombie Bride (Serpenteens) 09  Zombie Beach (Zombie Ghost Train) 10  Walking Dead (Z-Trip feat. Chester Bennington) 11  Rave In The Forest (James Venable - Samurai Jack Soundtrack) 12  Zombies Can’t Dance (White Apple Tree) 13  Living Dead (DIN A Tod) 14  Creature of the Night (Zombie Girl) 15  Love is Dead (Kerli) 16  X-Files (Mark Snow/UNKLE, X-Files: I Want To Believe) 17  City of the Living Dead (Steadman) 18  Living Dead (HeavensDust) 19  Chainsaw Battle Cry (Silent Hill 2 Soundtrack) 20  The Dead Hate The Living (Nice and Friendly + Captain Chaos) 21  Zombie Girl (The Terrordactyls) 22  AM180 (Grandaddy) 23  Zombie Prostitute (Voltaire) 24  Night of the Living Dead (BELT) (That last song?  It is AWESOME and I sing it a lot and write fic with it and how in the world is it not more well-known/popular) Zombie Mix 2009: Post-Apocalyptic Robot Zombie Road Trip 01  Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea intro 02  It’s the End of the World as We Know It (REM) 03  Dream Island Obsessional Park (Paranoia Agent OST) 04  In Keeping Secrets of the Silent Earth: 3 (Coheed & Cambria) 05  The Beginning Is The End Is The Beginning (Smashing Pumpkins) 06  The End of the Beginning (God Is An Astronaut) 07  The Day The World Went Away (Nine Inch Nails) 08  Is Your Love Strong Enough (Bryan Ferry, Legend sndtrk. US) 09  Eyes On Fire (Blue Foundation) 10  Rooster (Alice In Chains) 11  The Information (Course Of Empire) 12  Dust In The Wind (Gabriel & Dresden) 13  Poker Face (Space Cowboy Remix, Lady Gaga) 14  The Device Has Been Modified (Victims of Science - PORTAL) 15  Ramalama (Roisin Murphy) 16  Caught A Light Sneeze (Voltaire cover of Tori Amos) 17  Firemen of Edo (Orchestra Without A Name) 18  Lily’s Song (Leo the Lion)

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It came from Hat Island

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an undead monster based (loosely) on a globster.

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These librarians sure as hell have a good sense of humor

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trying to get your story together like: