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Pleasant Interruptions 🥰

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Tony texts Peter „hey we need to get you a new SI badge. Can you send me a picture for it?“

And as a joke Peter sends a picture where he looks absolutely fucked through and has Tony’s come covering his face

It leads to a whole situation with Tony coming over and fucking Peter in his bedroom while May is puttering away in the kitchen

And a few days later when Peter gets his new badge Tony presents him with two badges

One normal and official one with a normal picture of Peter and the second one with the picture first sent him and the words OFFICE SLUT printed in bold letters instead of his name

Peter only wears that one when Tony is fucking him in his office and clips the id badge to one of Peter’s nipples

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Peter, like every Gen Z person, has a TikTok account where he shamelessly reposts Iron Man/Tony Stark thirst edits.

Yes, he was his mentor and kind of his friend, but he wasn't going to deny that the man was insanely hot and also his celebrity crush since forever; he couldn't help it!

Oh, and he also reposted videos about being in love with an older man and things like that.

Besides, he only had his friends added on TikTok, and Mr. Stark certainly wasn't a fan of that kind of thing, so... it was okay, no body no crime.

It was a Saturday morning at the Avengers complex. It was a often thing for Peter to spend his days and weekends there, since of course, Mr. Stark had made him a room in the building. Thought, to be fair, it was meant to be to him live there full time but he rejected.

Peter had been up a while ago and was now at the kitchen island with a half-eaten bowl of cereal while taking one last look at a video he had recorded with Ned about the last Star Wars Lego set that they recently assembled, and he was planning to upload it on TikTok. He wasn't a person who posted regularly only occasionally like now.

Everything was quiet; he was too focused on his phone until...

"What are you doing?"

He almost jumped out of his seat and his phone almost crashed against the island's marble.

"Oh- holy shit! Mr. Stark" He sighed in relief, placing his hand on his chest as he looked at the man behind him— way too close. "You almost scared the hell out of me."

"Language."

"Sorry."

Tony raised a brow. "I thought your spider-senses warned you about this kind of thing."

"Yeah, well, my senses only warn me of possible danger, and you, Mr. Stark, are certainly not a threat."

The older man looked at him for a few more seconds, then let out a small laugh and ruffled his hair.

"Fair point, kid." he said. "But seriously, what were you doing?" He nodded towards Peter's phone.

"Oh, this? Just uploading a TikTok."

"A what? A Tik...Tok?" he repetead, confused. "What's that?"

"They are like short videos that you can upload or watch on the app, also called TikTok. Here." Peter said, handing over his phone and showing him his uploads. There were only five videos: one with Ned, one with MJ, one with both, and two solo ones.

"Looks like the video diaries you used to make with your camera."

"Well, kinda. You can actually upload whatever you want, It's more like the YouTube shorts videos or the Instagram reels."

Tony formed his mouth into a small "Oh." apparently getting the idea as he began scrolling through the "For you" page.

"Interesting." he muttered, eventually handing the phone back to Peter. "God, now I really started to feel like an old, outdated man"

Peter shook his head and laughed. "I don't think the owner of the most advanced tech company in the world counts as a outdated"

"But you don't deny the old man thing? Ouch, Parker, watch your tone."

The two laughed and continued chatting casually. Tony ended up joining Peter for breakfast.

A normal morning.

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Monday.

He had started the day with the worst subject, literature. I mean, he didn't hate the subject but Miss Brooke certainly wasn't his favorite teacher, too boring and her explanations seemed endless.

Thank God— he always sat in the back even though unlike Ned who always fell asleep in class or Mj who was surely in detention (voluntarily) sketching in her notebook, he paid attention or well, he tried to.

Suddenly, Peter's phone buzzed.

The screen phone was upside down, but he flipped it over to check what it was.

ts3000 has started to follow you.

It was a notification from TikTok.

Peter raised an eyebrow; nothing unusual. He'd been getting more followers, likes and stuff lately.

Before he could unlock his phone, a sharp voice cut across the room.

"Is your technological device more interesting than my class, Parker?"

"Oh, no! Sorry, Miss Brooke. No, it it's not."

"Well, in that case, put it away, or I'll have to take it away from you. This was the one and only time I'll tell you this." the teacher slammed her fist on Ned's desk. "Leeds, you better wake up and pay attention, or you're leaving my class."

His friend blinked awake, startled "Huh-? Yes, ma'am. Sorry."

She gave them both a last glare before returning to the front of the class. A few classmates snickered.

Finally, the class ended; recess arrived and Peter met up with his friends in the cafeteria

Then— his phone rang; it was a call.

"Mr. Stark."

What? What was he doing calling him at this hour? At school? Had something happened? An emergency?

He quickly excused himself from his friends and headed to the nearest restroom to answer.

"Hey, Mr—"

"So you like older men?"

"What?"

"Men twice your age who could easily be your father, boy."

"W-what? What are you talking about, Mr. Stark? I don't understand-"

"I know what you share on that 'TikTok' app, kid. I started following you a few hours ago, and you didn't follow me back. Rude. Do you know how many people would die for a follow from Iron Man on social media?"

This couldn't be happening.

"You... you have TikTok? Since when?"

"Since today. I wanted to be on the 'same page' as your generation, only to find out that you've got a thing for men like me. Specifically me"

Oh no, no, no.

Then he remembered.

"ts3000 has started to follow you."

ts.

ts = Tony Stark. THE INITIALS OF MR. STARK'S NAME! ! !

"Wait! N-no, it's not what you think; I-I can explain!"

"Don't start to give me the whole 'it's not what you think' crap! It is exactly what i think and you know it. You love watching hot videos that my fans make about me, don't you? And leaving comments like 'he is so fine' or 'I want him,' huh?"

"A-ah, i-i—"

"I'm sending Happy to pick you up. Be ready"

"Wait, what!?! I have class! I can't leave just like that!"

"Of course you can. I called your principal. He's fine with it. You and I need to talk. In person. Now."

"Mr. Stark, i-i'm so sorry, seriously. You weren't supposed to find out like this. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I'll do whatever to make this up, just- I'm so sorry."

"Uncomfortable? Oh no, Peter. I'm flattered, actually. And make this up? Don't start giving me more ideas that i already have for you, kid..."

Flattered? Ideas? For him?

"W-what? What do you mean, Mr. Stark?"

"How much do you like me?" "Everything you said in those comments and all the videos you reposted... were you for real?"

"i-i'm not i-"

"Be honest, Peter, be completely honest. Don't lie to me"

Fuck it.

"I-i like you a-a lot, Mr. Stark. And y-yes, I was for real, everything was for real."

There was a sharp inhale on the other end.

"Everything?"

"Everything."

"Fuck—" he growled. "You have no idea what you do to me..."

Was he...?

"Happy's on his way. You better get your round cute perfect ass in the car when he arrives, or I swear l'Il regret the restraint I'm trying to have."

"What do you mean by—"

"You want me? Fine, You've got me, I will give you everything you want. But you better be a good boy for me. I'll be waiting for you, don't make me regret it."

Oh my god, oh my god, it was happening! Mr. Stark was giving him... A chance? Yes, he was.

"Y-yes, yes! I'll be good, I promise."

"Good."

Tony ended the call.

This was going to end with a very happy ending. (😏😏😏)

(sorry again and again for my bad english, not my first language- ugh)

~ mystisophia 🍒

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i didn't thought my rec list was going to reach so many people lol 😭😭😭😭 so i decided to do another one with the fics i think deserved to be in my first list too!! so here it is!!! hope y'all like them too!!!!

Me, You & A Tattoo by therogueheart

Rules are there to be broken by Lilibet

pink is the love you discover by LearnedFoot

I'd Give You My Heart by Lanyankea

My Heart on Your Slevee by Dryerlint

Fuck Me Yourself, Coward by therogueheart

I won't go home without you by css1992

Resilience by LearnedFoot

They say i did something bad (then why's it feel so good?) by askmyknives

Try lying to me by maukree

aquamarine, moonlit swimmin' pool (what if all i need is you?) by askmyknives

#IronDaddySpiderMummy by bessiez394

forever is the sweetest con (and i'm never gonna love again) by askmyknives

read them aaaaall, they're soooo good

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Nnnnnoooooo I was reading through someone's recommendations for starker fics and I accidently closed the page 😭 quick someone recommend something starker to me please 🥺

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I know nobodyy careesss but i have to share MY favorite starker fics, like when i'm reading this fics i'm like WHY IS THIS SO FREAKING GOOOOD OMFGGGG and i just read them over and over agaaaain lol, so just bc i don't have anyone to share them with, i'll share them with whoever sees this!! so, ENJOY!!!!

Put the World Right Back by LearnedFoot

Closer to a Prayer by LearnedFoot

Under Someone Else AGAIN... by LearnedFoot

Hangover Cure by FreeGratis

Peter Rabbit by lexcelsior

Give Yourself a Try by Starker1975

Drop Dead Legs by Dryerlint

He's Just Not That Into You by Anonymous (I COMPLETELY LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART THIS FIC LIKE FR)

How She Had Done It by pastself

attached by pleurer

i'll tell you the truth (but never goodbye) by askmyknives

you're on your own, kid (you always have been) by askmyknives

think I know where you belong (think I know it's with me) by askmyknives

Grindr by BabyBats BabyBatsCreations)

Bugsona by Anonymous

I'm sure there's more fics left that i forgot but for now these are my ULTIMATE FAAAVSSS, i hope y'all enjoy them as much as i do!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

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Ever read so much fanfiction about a character or pairing that you literally forget what happened to them in canon? 

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tony: bitches be like "EEEW you're eating fast food? do you know what it does to your body???"

tony: well do YOU know that we're both are gonna DIE no matter what we eat?

tony: so let me eat my McNugget you McFuckit

tony: anyway stephen i'm talking to you

tony: STEPHEN

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Peter: *doing something stupid*

Tony: haha where is this child’s parent?

Tony: 

Tony: shit it’s me-

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Harley and Peter: We're going now.

Stephen: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.

Tony: Oh God, you're giving them ideas.

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relic friends

Edit: Bonus with Stephen nonchalantly picking up mjolnir to have a chat with it

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ARO WEEK :) Send this to your A-spec loved ones in those tiring times

(Yes, I spent 30 min changing the color of the locket cause it clashed with our flag)

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Tony, on twitter: STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM JUST GO TO BED

Tony: shut the fuck up bitch

Tony: oh wait this is my post

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