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Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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and summore

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Sometimes I think about the backlash to the Bee Movie and I laugh my ass off. Buddy. The Bee Movie is a film where the premise is "bee jerry seinfeld goes to the human world, falls in love with a human woman, and sues the entire human race." The Bee Movie is a comedy film first and foremost. The Bee Movie is not trying to be taken seriously, it is trying to make you laugh. Its premise is absurd and it knows that. The Bee Movie knows the premise of "bee jerry seinfeld fucks a human woman" is absurd and hilarious. That's why it did it. But I think of those fucking youtube videos criticizing the film like "that's not how bees work" "that's not how law works" "why would this movie do beestiality" You Are Being Played Like A Goddamn Fool

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Child Killing Mattress

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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

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Sunny: i just found out i killed my sister, most of my friendgroup is probably gonna hate me,my bestfriend attacked me with gardening shears, surely, this day couldnt get anyworse

The humble omori:

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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

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returning to my roots from when i was like 12 and made a kitty design

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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

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well, i think you're beautiful <3

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

instagram || etsy

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I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lol

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commissions

hi. i’ve never done commissions before so i’m gonna open them now since i need the money. also it’ll be fun LMAO soooo

also just know i’ll 100% work with you on prices these are just general price ranges LMAO

regular ones (no backgrounds or effects) are about $20, might be more if there’s more than one character (most i’ll go is $30 if it’s 2+ characters LOL)

shaded/ones with backgrounds will be about $55

if you’re interested, dm me for more info!

my cashapp’s $tiredspacealien