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[Priest Kink, Hair Pulling]

Feeling the priests hand tugging my hair roughly as he is fucking my cunt. Only my cries makes him go faster and harder. Him gripping onto my hair tighter as I feel his seed filling up my womb, all I want more of his cum~

“Little lamb, if you really wanted my cock that badly. You could’ve asked instead of being a brat~”

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Quick vampire tip:

"Look into my eyes": nobody says that. If they're a hunter they immediately know you're a vampire and that you're trying to hypnotize them.

"My eyes are up here": excellent. Actually gets people, frequently even hunters, to look into your eyes long enough for you to enthrall them. Powered by shame.

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

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Picture this, Two chubby werewolves both wanting to cuddle you between them

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Surprise forehead kiss!!!

-10 int

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attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

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"aww look, he's so hiiigh. poor thing. no thoughts left in that pretty empty head, hmm? ha, your eyes are so glazed. but that's okay, we know you can do it. take another hit for me. thaaaat's it. good boy."

😵‍💫💖💖💖

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you know how some animals can hypnotize their prey? like cuttlefish? I'm thinking about that. like, running for ages and finally being cornered. nowhere to go. waiting for them to attack, and then all of a sudden there's these pretty flashing lights (or a different flavor of hypnosis I'm just thinking about cuttlefish). you're so caught off guard you're completely disarmed and the lights are so pretty that you don't even think to look away. then they purr at you "that's right, keep looking. you're so exhausted from how much running you did, aren't you? sooooo tired. that's all okay now. you're not running anymore. you don't have to run anymore. just relax" and you stare and nod because they're right, you're so tired and you don't have to run anymore. you can relax. you should just listen to the bigger, stronger animal in the room. smarter too. they caught you, so they must be smarter than you. so much smarter. it's not safe for dumb little prey like you to be wandering all by yourself. no, you need someone big and strong and smart like them to take good care of your dumb weak little prey brain. they offer to take you back to their den and you smile and nod. they're so kind to take in such a weak, dumb prey animal like you. they'll take good care of you. and you'll get to stare at their pretty lights as much as you want

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Me: I really should stop dropping imagery regarding Slasher!V. It’ll make people think I have a plan or motivation and I can’t for the life of me promise I can deliver

Also Me:

>Be me

>Be me minding my own damn business, eating spaghet

>You/I am suddenly attacked by the vision of Slasher!V, head thrown back, mouth agape in a terrible grin as a white mist leaks from the pores and orifices of the victim in his clutches. His eyes roll back just enough to let pupils peak out from the very edge of the lids. It’s like he’s seeing nirvana. A lowly purr rumbles from his body as it shudders, he drops the now empty husk to the ground. He pants as though he just did something…engaging. And after he giggles out a husky chuckle, ragged at the edges from the exhilaration taking yet another soul, a cruel, terrible tongue slithers out like a snake from a den of sharp rocks. It glazes his knife-like teeth with a thick coat of saliva. He caps it off with a satisfied groan, and slams the hellmouth of his face shut.

His eyes land on you, piercing and bright even in the darkness of this angle

>Now pause and take a sip of cold Dr Pepper

(Kudos and thanks to @circle--of--confusion for the soul-sucking idea, it gave me permission to continue sexualizing this already heavily sexualized freek 😘)

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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

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Easter on 4/20 this year... and a priest gets a little too curious about the "other holiday" going on... and gets a little too high, poor thing got hit hard by it, his first time and all. And if it just so happens that someone finds him like that, they might not be able to resist the temptation of having him so sleepy and pliant under them <3

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A succubus making a priest fuck him, softly cooing over him and reassuring him as he nervously touches the demons body. Going nice and slow so he doesn’t scare the human… letting him explore his body… gently guiding his hands to touch his horns and tail… whispering praises to him the entire time… telling him how well he’s doing and how good he’s making him feel. Spreading his legs and offering himself to the priest… reassuring him that it’s alright and that he won’t hurt him… it’s not breaking your vows if your partner isn’t human is it? 🖤

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sorry (not sorry) I will reblog fandom smut onto my general spank bank alt, I get horny about fictional people as well as general horny shit

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I want Perpetua to forcemasc me.

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i wish the tropes weren't so hot, i wish Cabal Of Evil Women Seducing Vulnerable Loner Into Becoming Chemically Augmented Transsexual Fuck Machine wasn't the coolest shit anybody had ever said. but here we are