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When you’re so used to being treated like you’re not good enough or ignored and someone is actually willing to put forth some effort for you and you don’t know how to handle it or what to do so you panic and be awkward.

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Yep... this is a requirement. If you can’t do this, we can’t go out. Sorry bro 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

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For those of you who are unaware of what the 4th of July sounds like to those Americans indoors and why it triggers PTSD...

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YASSS!!! EVERYONE DO THE THINGS!!!!

Thanks to @puckingsassyjools, I have now found my favorite wikipedia article ever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_hockey_nicknames

To highlight a few of the best:

Bobrovsky’s nickname is just his name, but LOUD

“Squidney”

How many hockey players are we gonna call dad/daddy?

so many

“injured”

Johnny Hockey is now a registered trademark (I really hope they say TM out loud)

wow rude

“Mack, stylized as MacK, released a new record yesterday…”

“Knees breathin’ heavy”?????

and they spelled Corndog McTwinkletoes wrong

“Yeast Infection”

I honestly can’t pick a favorite

these are honestly getting out of hand

“WIFEY”

“Justin Bieber of Hockey”

“Captain Serious”

and finally

the best

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Just gotta say they are missing sooo many on this list hahahaha but I love this

Thanks to @puckingsassyjools, I have now found my favorite wikipedia article ever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_hockey_nicknames

To highlight a few of the best:

Bobrovsky’s nickname is just his name, but LOUD

“Squidney”

How many hockey players are we gonna call dad/daddy?

so many

“injured”

Johnny Hockey is now a registered trademark (I really hope they say TM out loud)

wow rude

“Mack, stylized as MacK, released a new record yesterday…”

“Knees breathin’ heavy”?????

and they spelled Corndog McTwinkletoes wrong

“Yeast Infection”

I honestly can’t pick a favorite

these are honestly getting out of hand

“WIFEY”

“Justin Bieber of Hockey”

“Captain Serious”

and finally

the best

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This was a commision for @taterpie who wanted a stucky hockey au <3

BONUS slightly NSFW version under the cut

Keep reading

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To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

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me: does a face mask, buys stuff, pretends like i don’t have moderate to severe depression and an overwhelming sense of emptiness in life 😎

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some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

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Deadpool 2 (2018)

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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Hahaha

change our minds…

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Reblog if you want anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

Celebrities, other tumblr users, anyone..

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Progress pic photo bombs... @hailey__taylor #planetfitness #getfitordietrying #smokeshow #notyet #soon #fitness #progress #changes #worthit #effyourbeautystandards #postworkout #fatgirl #notforlong #fitnessjourney #lifestylechange (at Planet Fitness)

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Watching hockey is like 50% cursing and 50% weird sounds that only come out because you’re too shocked to curse 

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Incredibles/Incredibles 2

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A true fan isn’t determined by how long you’ve been following the team. It’s determined by if you’re still watching and supporting when they’re losing.