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Behind every massive crash out is the realization that you just got your period

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magical transformation items of the four inner sailor senshi

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another batch of rodan designs

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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Chi-Chi: You know, it’s rude of men to assume we don’t get along just because we have different lifestyles.

Bulma: Yeah! Why would two queens fight?

Vegeta: Dominance.

Goku: Enrichment!

Krillin: Feminism?

Piccolo: The answer is land. Historically speaking.

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these cypresses are completely laced thru by wisteria and I was so captivated by the sight of them I literally pulled over on the side of the road to take a picture

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retirin' my sleepy starter series ~ only a handful of each remainin', discounted on my shop

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Chris Evans and Aaron Taylor-Johnson at San Diego Comic Con 2014.

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Trista Mateer, from a poem featured in her collection titled The Dogs I Have Kissed

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Story of my life