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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

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because cops are bad you might be tempted to think that organised crime is good. do not do this.

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god willing someday I will write a fic where Feanor gets to groundhog day the swearing of the oath. except instead of unswearing it he keeps thinking that if he just adjusts the wording a little bit it’ll all work out perfectly

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happy pride month my friends <3

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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the whump fan’s dilemma

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God, Homeland, Family

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

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this truly is the stupidest game in the universe. quest titles in ffxiv consist entirely of jokes the borderlands writing team rejected for being too dumb. heart eyes