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I don't think people on here understand just how much that I, as a leftist, HATE liberals.
Y'know those milquetoast asshats that support every social cause and decry every single war EXCEPT for the current one and STILL call themselves "progressive"?
Yeah. THOSE.
A socialist won in New York and they are pissing and shitting and crying and I am LOVING IT!!! There are so fucking mad, I just- OH! It's beautiful. It's orgasmic. It's better than sex. I want to lick the tears off of their face. It's almost a fetish. I probably should not be typing this on a public platform – I'll probably delete later – but I don't care. I'm happy.
I'll probably feel bad and apologize to G-d later for indulging in this DELICIOUS schadenfreude, but we're in the here and now as of current, and it is GOLDEN.
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Fucking please just make it stop I just want to be fucking happy
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Gets announced with like no fanfare next shabbos
Conclave but about a synagogue trying to find a new Rabbi
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I don't think I've found anything that encapsulates how I imagine everyone thinks of me so well.
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I crave waffle house and some bouncing on it
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Hehe I'd like to cleanse her fuckin temple ehehehe
i grab her dick and she says "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"
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Here's to eleven more aaaaaaaaaa
WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET A TUMBLR!?!?!!!!
i've been here since the start! i've been here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began, i'm a tumblr time lord, even regenerated once
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My AuDHD ass over here like 4 years back taking a long piss on my day off after railing some twink I seduced with song on Grindr with condoms I bought with my tax return which came from money the government stole from me that I earned with the upper arm strength I built in high school by swinging a bat

Ya know I'm starting to think RFK Jr. does not actually know what autism is
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If you can't perfectly steam rice over your lady's forehead you're not doing it right
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REAL
Like I don't get it, modern agriculture isn't going to allow chametz to mix at any point in the packaging process lmao I'm be scooping shakshouka with my matzah and I WILL NOT BE STOPPED
Love keeping Sephardic passover, despite being (very clearly) Ashkenazi
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Y'all ever just wanna bfucnghvhgvfghfyjywwtgiktjrt with a cute girl in your bed
Me too
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Matzo be like

Chag pesach sameach ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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Can someone teach me how to fucking tumblr? All I know is hot men, hot women, yearn, gf hot, hngggggggggh, and change font.
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