sto-n3rd
sto-n3rd
The Ramblings of a Stoner
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I'm a nerdy stoner and this is a Blog of my adventures and stuff I like. I love dnd, cosplay, and reading books. I'm bisexual. Fairly liberal. Chaotic Good. Ravenclaw. Browncoat. Charmander. Jedi. Half-Elf Druid. Superwholock. Rebel. Buddhist. Chimichangas. 420. Mexican. Smoke on and Game on. Don't forget to be awesome! ADD ME ON: League of Legends(edgarluv or edgarluv71), PSN(pablogonzales72), or Steam(edgarluv); I'm usually high.
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sto-n3rd · 7 years ago
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Disney directors walk up to the marvel actors.
“Alright infinity wars is coming who wants out?”
**akward stares fill the room**
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sto-n3rd · 7 years ago
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whoever designs the girl’s in pokemon games deserves an award and a medal.
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d&d is good
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sto-n3rd · 7 years ago
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When you’ve peaked
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sto-n3rd · 7 years ago
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6 FOUND DEAD IN LETHAL PARK ATTRACTION INCIDENT
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sto-n3rd · 7 years ago
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my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion
“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”
“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*
*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”
“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”
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sto-n3rd · 7 years ago
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Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
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I can’t believe thor and valkyrie are hulk’s parents
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When you fall in love with something and go to check the price
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– Todd, most importantly don’t blink. Otherwise we will die.
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Chem Scout
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sto-n3rd · 7 years ago
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it’s 2 am and this image materialized in my brain and i couldn’t sleep until i made it
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