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setrakus ra to the garde:

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Six and Sam <333

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Favorite stohn moment?

I honestly can't pick one myself, they're all hilarious or lowkey sad sometimes

this might be a weird one for most, but I loved the moment John finally finds Nine in tFoT. Nine is all battered and beat up from his fight with Five, but all he can say is 'I got one right through him, Johny' or smth like that. Because, omfg, his first instinct when he wakes up after probably being beaten into unconsciousness, is not to check his surroundings, not to question where he is, not to find his enemy and finish the fight... no, no, no, cuz why would he? His first instinct would obviously be to look at his 'friend' who is holding him oh so tenderly and tell him very proudly about how he almost murdered the traitor, and wait for the latter's approval and appreciation.

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Nine, after flirting with every one that he meets: Flirting is a part of my heritage

John: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Five, without hesitating: His ancestor was a slut too

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Nine: I diagnose you with gets no bitches

Sam: Oh please, by all means preach to me from your ivory tower of zero hoes

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John, to Nine: What were you thinking?!

Six: I don't think he was thinking at all

Sam: Does he ever?

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Five: I could strangle you

Nine: You're not tall enough

Five: You've sunken low enough for me to reach

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HIIIIIIIII YOU'RE BACK!!!!

HIII, YES SORRY, IT'S BEEN SO LONG

it's been exam after exam for me for almost 2 years now 😭😭😭

I'M SO HAPPY THAT I FINALLY GET TO RE-INDULGE IN MY FAV FANDOM

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Nine: I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to anyone who can beat me in physical combat

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Five: What do you mean just standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing?

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Adam: I am a complex person with complex emotions, like "tired" and "food" and even the rarer third emotion, "gun".

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Nine: getting a brain scan today.

Adam: to check if you have one?

Nine: thank you so much for your concern and support.

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Sam to Eight: YOU'RE 5'11?!?!? Eight: If it makes you feel better, fitting into beds is an occasional an issue. John: You can see Nine's ego from that height. Six: No one can.

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Sam: Nothing ever works out for me first time.

John: Listen. When you put a nail in a hole-

John: Shut up, Nine.

John: -and you hammer it in-

John: Shut up, Nine.

John: It might not go in the first time- shut up, Nine- but what's important is that you keep trying.

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Adam: Y/N has only been on Earth for some time now, and they didn't exactly have English lessons back on Mogadore. So, forgive them if they misunderstand sometimes.

Adam, explaining his escape to the Garde: I'm a wanted man.

Y/N, apprehensive: That's impossible, you weren't even a wanted child.

Y/N, reading a road sign while driving: 'Road work ahead'?

Y/N: Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

John, frustrated: I can't stand this anymore

Y/N, confused: Then, sit down, maybe?

(I'm obsessed with the idea of having a mogadorian oc, can u tell, can u tell)

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Nine: Here's a fun idea for Christmas. We hang mistletoe BUT instead of kissing each other, we have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

John: Nine, no

Six: Mistlefoe

John: Don't encourage him

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John: I'm attracted to men, but God, at what cost?!