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YOU NEVER LET ME DRIVE

YOURE A RED NECK HEARTBREAK WHO'S REALLY BAD AT LYING

SO WATCH ME STRIKE A MATCH ON ALL MY WASTED TIME

AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED YOURE JUST ANOTHER PICTURE TO BURN

In case you haven’t heard I REALLY REALLY HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICK UP TRUCK

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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someone show this to John Walker

what i'm getting recommended

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feel free to do it with my muses!! (Valentina n' Von)

id actually really like to see that lol

Is it okay to draw random rp interactions or is it still weird and I need ask permission first because that last shit scary af

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me trying to flirt: so uh..have I ever told you about the pigeon I kicked twice?

(this is a real thing I swear to god it was the same pigeon too, I can't prove it but I know in my soul it was)

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'anything you can do' except it's The Sentry and The Void singing and Bob is baking a pie in the background.

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I am alive fueled purely by spite, bubble tea and a love for fight scenes.

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it's with a large amount of sadness in my heart that I admit that I've lost literally every single arm wrestling (game? round? whatever it's called) thing that I've ever taken part in. not because I wasn't stronger but because I break into a fit of giggles EVERY TIME.

i start laughing like a maniac and I end up losing, to this day I genuinely have no idea why I laugh I just do

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*blink blink*

guys I must confess...I want Ravonna to have a pet flerken...

like the one captain marvel has but based off my black cat Lofi

should I do it?...

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so does anyone have any home remedies for having the spirit or a dark and brooding bounty hunter possessing them?

i think they have some unfinished business.

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@mythomars thought you'd appreciate this lol

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sorry for not posting in a while i’ve run out of ideas for the moment

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oh sorry wait, excuse me.

*spiritually roundhouse kicks my emotions in the jaw*

those things are pesky huh?

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it's not healthy how much I love this.

incredible. fantastic. unreal.

the vfx team snapped

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tell me I look pretty and I'll smile and say thank you

tell me I fight like ahsoka tano from clone wars season 7 and I'll pledge my loyalty to you forever.

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once in highschool a friend told me that I 'look so normal that it wasn't normal' and like at the time I didn't know how to react but now I know it's cause I was in a cult and like yeah duh youre not supposed to have a personality when you're in a cult.

with God on my side I'm gonna get a wolf cut, bleached bangs and an extra ear piercing on each year. then I'll finally start to make my way towards what I call a 90s alternative goth look that I've always wantedddddddd.

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does anyone else ever just feel like they wanna try out a fighting move?

cause lately I've been thinking of like you're shoulder to shoulder with someone and you go elbow to collarbone and then loop your arm back and hold their neck and then slam down their face on like a table or something.

okay that sounds violent but like really cool right?

or like a punch and then you use the elbow with the same arm? like you continue the flow of the movement.

i dunno, cool stuff like that lives rent free in my mind but I got no one to spar with...

it's times like these when I need a mortal enemy to fight.