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Aunt at thanksgiving asks me if I have a girlfriend and I do a cartwheel while doves fly majestically around me a la John woo bitch I’m GAY

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My mother suggesting me and my father drop nicotine cold turkey at the same time as if we wouldn’t murder each other day 1 hour 1

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Love putting in so much effort towards school so much fucking time learning/mastering literally ten different instruments this semester along with music for band and being told by my private lesson teacher that “I could be good if I wanted to be” motherfucker you think I don’t try???? You think I’m not working two jobs in addition to school? I don’t have time to devote to practicing the timpani for hours and hours a week and if I’m being 100 percent real I don’t fucking want to I’m gonna be a music teacher not a fucking orchestral timpanist

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Legit what the fuck was I writing here I cannot decipher this

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I get profoundly bad at writing music and lyrics when I’m on my mood stabilizers is this what being taylor swift feels like

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Me: hey man what’s your favorite band

Snake with a shitty fashion sense, toxic views towards relationships and women, and HPV: The Sssssstrokesssss

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@strokinmyhog this fucking song is permeating my gray matter and creating a bacterial colony in my cerebrospinal fluid I'm going to die from fucked up ear worm

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I have a harem of women (purely platonic) that advise me on fashion; similar to Eunuch Advisors in the Medieval times

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Negl sometimes I think I need Sigmund Freud to be my therapist. Only he will get the root of my issues

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Guy with license plate “carcat” at valet job I’m doin… if only he knew …

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My friend: dude did you see that the muppets movie is back in theatres ?

Me, wearing a cloak, so deep in the depths of religious psychosis that I’ve given myself stigmata with garden implements: yeah man. Crazy stuff

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I’m on some other shit. You can’t handle my nouveau autism. I’m special in a special way.

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Now not to be offedsive but lgbt contributed to the death of the midrange jumper :-/

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Bad Poetry and a bad drawing

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Me waking up at 4 am to gunshots 100 ft from my window and a text from a spam number that’s just a picture of a badly de-watermarked cooter

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Imagine this mf coming out to pitch the first pitch. Widespread pandemonium. The denizens of San Diego have never experienced the full force of Visual Kei Crossdressing Twink and will likely panic, causing city wide riots. We need this, as San Diego is an ontologically evil city.

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Anyways, how's your day going?

Own this BCV Original.