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So I got a new laptop, don't remember the password to this account, and it's hooked up to an inactive email. I can only access this account from my phone now which just isn't gonna work for me. So I had to get a new one. Follow me over there if you'd like. Goodbye friends.

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An alcoholic, a Jerseyan, a giant teddy bear, an Englishman, a Puerto Rican, and a serial killer walk into a room.

They start to play video games.

It’s Achievement Hunter.

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Best scene the food network has ever produced

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Hip Hop vs Branding 

Inspired by Jonny Haines (jonnynewbrand)

Click on them to see the little details (origin of these rappers)

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Patrick Stump signing autographs

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“Growing up, a lot of my friends parents didn’t want me around their children because of my personality and the way I looked and dressed. They thought I was trash but I really was not a trashy person. It stemmed from the fact that I had absolutely nothing as a child and I just wanted so badly to be noticed. When I finally made some money, I went over the top. But why not? I don’t look the way I do out of ignorance, I look this way because I like it. Anybody can look like a common Joe. I look like I came out of a fairy tale.”

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Meet Alex, who was born with a partially developed right arm, is getting a bionic #IronMan arm from Robert Downey Jr. #CollectiveProject  (x)

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[BURNIE INTENSIFIES]

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I am 16. I’m dancing to my favorite pop song at my friends birthday party when a boy whose name I do not even know comes over and slaps my ass. My face flushes with redness and I sit down for the rest of the night avoiding the eyes of everyone in the room. Later, I ask him why he thought it was okay to invade my body without my consent. He says it was a joke. I don’t laugh. I am 12. Every girl in my grade is dragged to the school’s auditorium, where we are told that ‘dressing like sluts’ in ninety degree will not be tolerated, and that we will get two detentions if anyone finds our clothing distracting.  Later, I find out that, while we were being lectured on our own bodies, all of the boys stayed in their homerooms and watched a movie, because ‘It’s natural for boys to get aroused, the girls are the ones that have to cover up, they’re causing a problem and taking away from the education of others.’  I don’t understand any of it. I am 7.  I stand up at bat in gym class and blatantly miss the hollow plastic ball that is thrown in my direction. The whole class bursts out laughing. ‘You hit like a girl,’ one of the boys hollers to me. Later, I ask my female gym teacher why hitting ‘like a girl’ is a bad thing. She smiles at me sympathetically as she says ‘Honey, it just is.’ I don’t smile back. I am a girl, and since the day I was born, my gender has become synonymous to weakness, incapability, and inadequacy.

And that isn’t fucking okay. (via laamode)

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Oooo wee little gavy

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I could cry.