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surskip
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a year at most . . . we pretend to watch the hummingbirds
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surskip · 2 days ago
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my pet seaweed
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surskip · 2 days ago
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Glimmering, Amy Friend
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surskip · 2 days ago
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Baby Skarmory design idea. I've seen cool baby Skarmory designs but I think we deserve a scrungly little guy. Based on steel wool/scouring pad and those ugly newborn chicks.
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surskip · 2 days ago
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some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.
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surskip · 2 days ago
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the store mislabeled red delicious as cosmic crisp so i got 3.... i have to eat yucky appoles now
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surskip · 3 days ago
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Worlds smallest desert
i have to go on a plane tomorrow what the cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!
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surskip · 3 days ago
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goodnight mp3 and 4,
png sleep and jpeg snore,
.txt stop blabbing, tomorrow wake,
and .zip no new files make,
.gif tosses but pdf can’t,
.exe and .dmg want
to now shut down and save some RAM
night time in computer land
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surskip · 4 days ago
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the pigeon guillemot is a medium-sized member of the auk family, distributed throughout north pacific coastal waters (from siberia to alaska to california). they feed by pursuit diving, and are adept divers; they primarily feed on small fish and marine invertebrates, mainly caught near the sea floor. in summer, the breeding plumage of adults is dark brownish-black, with a white wing patch. in winter, the upperparts are dark brown/black, with scalloping along the white underside. they often nest in rocky cavities near bodies of water; their namesake, the rock dove/pigeon, is also known as a cliff nester.
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surskip · 4 days ago
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I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs
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surskip · 4 days ago
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surskip · 4 days ago
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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
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surskip · 4 days ago
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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr
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Today’s fish thing are these fish buttons!
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surskip · 4 days ago
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would you rather have $000,000 or dinner with no one
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surskip · 4 days ago
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i have to go on a plane tomorrow what the cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!
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musicians rely on cheap dirty tricks to make consumers give them money, such as using instruments to vibrate the air in a pleasing way
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