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lol

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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how much hp does he have

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

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pls rb this and put in the tags how you sleep

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gimme

this is a HEXED post. reblog for a random curse

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more gay elitism????

30 Sapphic Movies You Have to Watch or You're NOT Gay

I do make the rules

1. I Care a Lot

2. Fear Street Trilogy

3. Everything Everywhere All at Once

4. Crush

5. The Favourite

6. Carol

7. Fingersmith BBC

8. My First Summer

9. Girl Picture

10. The Miseducation of Cameron Post

11. The Prom

12. Fucking Amal

13. Booksmart

14. Happiest Season

15. Love Classified

16. Portrait of a Lady on Fire

17. The Handmaiden

18. The Half of It

19. The World to Come

20. The Mitchells VS the Machines

21. Thelma

22. Besties

24. Ammonite

25. Imagine me and You

26. The New Mutants

27. Disobedience

28. Under the Christmas Tree

29. I can't Think Straight

30. Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga (How I felt when I saw that girl)

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gay elitism?????

40 Sapphic TV Shows You Have to Watch or You're NOT Gay

We've already established I make the rules 😌

1. First Kill

2. The Haunting of Bly Manor

3. Harley Quinn animated series

4. Derry Girls

5. Yellowjackets

6. Skam Espana

7. Dickinson

8. Atypical

9. Killing Eve

10. Wheel of Time

11. The 100

12. Vigil, BBC

13. The Wilds

14. Orphan Black

15. Invasion

16. The Owl House

17. NCIS: Hawaii

18. Motherland fort Salem

19. The Outlaws

20. Everything sucks

21. Shera and the princesses of power

22. Legends of Tomorrow

23. Adventure Time Obsidian

24. True love or true lies season 2

25. Welcome to Eden

26. Fantasy Island

27. Orange is the new black

28. Skins

29. Runaways

30. Feria The Darkest Light

31. In my Skin

32. Station 19

33. Hightown

34. Run the Burbs

35. Kevin Can Fuck Himself

36. The Haunting of Hill House

37. Home Economics

38. Eldorado KaDeWe

39. The Sex Lives of College Girls

40. Astrid & Lilly Save the World

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jesse what the fuck are you talking about

As I stare upon thee 

My eyes proceed to bleed 

As the gays try to get me

I start to pee

They attempt to be my senpai

They want it to be like a hentai

But i absolutely refuse

For they are nothing but a sorry excuse

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+ some of them quit

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the munchie

he got the munchies

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yes

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thats not wendys thats wendigos

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if bedbugs live in beds where do cockroaches live

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im (kind of) a horny ace so i feel the pain

why ace people no funy

(coming from an ace)

the memes are either garlic bread, fucking reposts with the title "ACE VIBES", oh no this sex related activity is disgusting, or the fucking denmark thing

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ok

omg yall I was so caught up in aroace kusuo that I totally looked past kuusuke

“everyone just looks like monkeys to me”

he has never gasped at teruhashi

etc etc

omg yall both of the saiki brothers are aroace

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why ace people no funy

(coming from an ace)

the memes are either garlic bread, fucking reposts with the title "ACE VIBES", oh no this sex related activity is disgusting, or the fucking denmark thing

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This was in my book help