#STOP

[dduane]

(via @notalegalrecord.net at Bluesky)

[epicthemusicalstuff]

[Hands you a plate of beef] I made this just for you!

NO SIR

NUH UH

NOT HAPPENING

YOU BETTER FIND A WAY TO TIME TRAVEL AND PUT THAT THING BACK OR SO HELP ME-

*thunder noises in the background*

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

6 year old me: did we mary anyone

20 year old me: fix you’re spelling

60 year old me: fix your grammar

tall person: i’m really tall

[sreegs]

Coming soon to Tumblr: a button on posts that allows you blast the 'pain3' sound from Half Life (1998) directly at the poster

[adulting-sucks]

I’m going to leave this right here

[classycookiexo]

[wlzerd]

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

[tanked-up]

NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple

[thekingofspin]

IM NOT KIDDING PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT LOGAN HOWLETTS MANY LOVERS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THIS ILL ACTUALLY STOP BREATHING

i saw someone say "he gets passed around that mansion like the communal kitchen scissors" and I'm actually not okay

I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard

[ganondoodle]

help

[autumn816]

[the-darkestminds]

[gatoburr0]

Unfinished Marinetta anyone?

[classycookiexo]

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, October 18.

A dog eating a tomato

The audacity of this chump. If ever you feel like you're stealing a living, like you should be contributing more to society, if the productivity guilt of late-stage capitalism gnaws away, insidiously, at the edges of your conscience, cast your mind back to this footage. Munching on the crop like he pays the bills.

A dog eating a tomato? A dog stealing a tomato? That is the question on everybody's lips this Wednesday, October 18.