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Where ya been?
I got a new phone and simply didn’t download tumblr on it for the longest time 🫣
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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock
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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt
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They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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here pretty boy psssppsssps *shakes lego box* c’mere boy
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the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder
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i am not immune to cute boys in small revealing underwear
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