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Gon just grinned more he knew Killu would be interested in doing it. There wasn’t much that Killua said no to that he had found anyway. Anything that had to do with Hisoka, which was probaby a safe bet since the other was stronger than them, and vitually anything that would put Gon in harms way. “Aww come on Killu! It’s not that weird we don’t have many dogs where I’m from.”

“It’s definitely that weird! Wild dogs could and usually do have a tendency to attack people when they approach stupid! A lot of people tend to want to hurt them after all and they’re not very trusting!!” He was worried that Gon would get hurt after all, even if he was agreeing to this. “Now come on, before I change my mind because I’ve realized how dangerous this is.....” 

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Gon is IN LOVE with you better smartass?

“Gon’s in love with me...??? Get real.... if Gon was really in love with me don’t you think he’d have done something about it...?” He doubted Gon would ever love him... and that was fine. Besides.... who’d fall in love with someone like him..? It wasn’t going to happen and he’d accepted that. 

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Killua let’s get best friends -hyperactivelight

“Eh...??? Gon....??? What do you mean...??” A bit of a frown. “... Aren’t we best friends....?? Don’t you typically only have one best friend....??” Was this another thing he had to learn...?? Why was friendship so complicated....??? 

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Have some pistachio ice cream -it’s actually wasabi paste have fun-

“Thanks a lot Mister! This was great! Do you have anymore?” Killua may have suspected something after the whole thing with the hair dye and may have purposely used his Nen to sweeten the food considerably. It actually was pretty good, if a little weird tasting. 

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-gives a pair of Hisoka's panties-

Killua was very confused when he opened the box. He just stared at it as he recognized what it was. “.... Why....??????” He shuddered a little, not looking too good. He was nervous about even touching this.... but... wait.... if he had them.... would Hisoka come looking for them!? Maybe he should return them to him...... but... how to do that without needing to bleach his hands afterwards..... 

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-switches shampoo with black hair dye- have fun

Once Killua realized what had happened he wasn’t amused. He decided it was fairly harmless though and simply dealt with it until the hair dye had run it’s course. Considering everything he’d been through as a kid hair dye and him didn’t exactly mix too well after all. Though he definitely kept it hidden. He didn’t want to explain to anyone that his hair was black because he let down his guard and didn’t check his shampoo... 

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Continued from this ask

Killua’s eyes widened at that. “You meant it like that!?” He scratched the back of his neck. “...I... you look forward to our kids...?” He wasn’t sure what to think about that. He couldn’t be a good father... there’s no way he’d be able to actually raise a young life.... right...?? “... What kind of future are you imagining...??” 

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KILLUAAAA How do you feel about Crickets? -holds out one- This is Jiminy.

“Crickets.......??? I...” A frown as he tries to calm his features. “Uh.... hey.... Nice to meet you....??” He backs up a couple of steps. “... I’d.... appreciate a little uhm... personal space.... “ He definitely wasn’t a fan... but how the hell could he tell whoever this was that when they seemed to honestly believe this cricket was a friend of theirs or something!?

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Wooooooooo I'm a ghost worm

“Wha.?” A bit of a frown and a huff. “Haha Gon... Very funny.... you won’t be laughing when the ghost worms bury themselves in your scalp and eat your hair until you’re bald.” That’s what they did, right...?? He actually wasn’t sure... but he wasn’t taking any chances. Ghost worms were creepy and serious!

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GHOST WORMS

“Oh no.... I’m too late...!!” It seemed this time he couldn’t convince himself that there weren’t worms here. After all if they were ghosts he wouldn’t be able to see them right...?? “W-Wait... “ Carefully he concentrated, attempting to use Gyo to see if he could see them. He still couldn’t. Instead of calming him this seemed to freak him out even more. “If I can’t see them.... Not even Nen can kill them!?” He needed to find a specialist. FAST. He couldn’t live in a house with ghost worms!!!!!! He was out the door in seconds in an attempt to find someone that could not only remove the ghost worms but would believe that he wasn’t blowing this way out of proportion. Ghost worms were a serious thing! .... Right....?? 

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Woooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmssssssss

Another shudder. Though this reaction wasn’t quite as bad since it was very clear that it was just the word worms. “They’re not actually here.... someone’s just messing with you...” He mumbled to himself as calmly as he could. He swallowed a little, shuddering again as he cautiously kept an eye out for the wriggly bastards. How could anyone stand those things...???

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-Dumps more worms on-

A fate worse than death!!!! More of them!!!!!! AND THEY WERE ON HIM NOW!!!!! 

Killua froze before screaming and flailing to attempt and get the slimy. creepy disgusting little legless creatures off of him. He may have electrified his body on sort of not really accident in an attempt to kill them and get them away from him. 

Soon after he attempted to shake them off and away from him, going to the point of all but shredding his shirt and pants in an effort to remove the articles of clothing quickly and with extreme prejudice to escape what would most certainly be the absolute worst thing imaginable. Another shudder as he watched the wriggly demons fry. “.... I need a shower now....” 

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-fills askbox worms-

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!” Killua jumped practically twenty feet in the air and jumped back at the same time, attempting to flee the wriggly living strings of destruction and despair. “W-WHAT IS THIS!? WHY!? GET THEM THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!” When no hope of rescue appeared at his screams of dismay Killua ended up taking rather... drastic... measures.  The space in which the worms had resided in would smell of burnt flesh and feel electrically charged. Probably for a good at least week too. Minimum. He may have over done it a little.... but they were creepy and gross!! “Yuck..... Why would anyone do that!? Now I need to sanitize the space.... and maybe get an exorcist or something.... just to be safe. Don’t need any ghost worms.....” A shudder at the thought as Killua retreated to a safe distance. Not today worms!!! 

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I can't wait for the future where we will have our kids and do all the awesome things we have always dreamed of in life. -hyperactivelight (cause freak kil out but I’m not my actual blog)

“W-Wha...!? Our kids!?” He swallowed at that, forcing himself to calm. 

“Ah, you mean when we actually settle down with someone and have kids...?? I... yeah.... I’m not sure I’ve planned for that.... That’s... so far into the future. I’m not even thinking about kids yet..” He’d totally thought about kids... but he wasn’t going to admit to Gon that he’d actually thought about what their kids might be like.... way too soon... or so he’d thought. 

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accidental affection

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch

send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch

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After a little while of thinking about it, Killua finally gave in and did some research on what this ‘Beat Friend’ was.

 “.... Oh....” 

“That implies we actually... you know... hang out so maybe if you decided to be more than an anonymous face I’d consider it.” Didn’t seem so bad after all. 

Related to this anon. 

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Hey kid I got a candy bar if you wanna follow me

“Hmmm...” A pause. “... What kind...?? I mean... that’s kind of essential information you know...” Yes he was serious about possibly following the guy for a candy bar. He was pretty sure he could take him...